First thing: I am very sorry to everyone. I have lied greatly to all of you.
I have been given a second chance by Costello. I am telling everyone here the truth about me, whether it be long-term lies or more recent lies. I will also share some truths.
Truths:
1 - I am not male; I just pretended to be a man so that my father wouldn't be forced to fight against the Hun.
2 - I actually can smell. My sense of smell is so extremely potent that it transcends the traditional definition. I have whiffed scents beyond man's comprehension, odors so foul that they rip the very fabric of the universe as they waft through the nether. Kinda funky.
3 - All the pictures that I've posted are completely false. I stole them for my vain attempts to maintain this charade. Here is an actual picture of me lounging around the house: http://i.imgur.com/yOXBxl0.jpg
Please, be kind, I can't stand my hair
4 - I have never refused donations. You people are just stingy. Fork it over, guys, I'm dying of boredom over here.
5 - My parents have really disowned me for being clinically 2edgy. When I was 11, I told my parents that I just wanted to be hardcore. They disowned me, and to this day refuse to step within 50 feet of my person. When I was 16, I converted to Heavy Metal Satanism and relocated, moving myself to the edge. This obviously did not help matters.
6 - I don't know Guild in real life. There is no Guild, or anyone else. It's all just me. That's all there is. #Solipsism #IOLO
7 - Ketchup and peas are a fine combination.
8 - I needed an 8th item.
Lies:
1 - I've never actually intentionally made any sort of pun or joke on this website. I just posted sincerely, but then everybody started saying that they were jokes and I went along with it. I got in too deep, and now there's no getting out. I don't even know what a pun is! I thought it was just something you used in the kitchen.
2 - I've been dead the whole time (three times over, in fact). I have never been a member of this website, and none of my posts actually exist. Know Your Temps was abandoned and forgotten ages ago. I am a collective hallucination created in your minds as a part of your denial of Mega Man Legend 3's cancellation. Any evidence you find to the contrary is just yet another layer of this massive delusion.
So please, I understand the vast majority of people reading this hate me right now. Still, I hope that in time you might forgive me, as I will no longer lie about anything to anyone. hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
If you have anything to ask, please do so. I will ignore the thorniest questions while scrounging for pity wherever I can still find it.
I have been given a second chance by Costello. I am telling everyone here the truth about me, whether it be long-term lies or more recent lies. I will also share some truths.
Truths:
1 - I am not male; I just pretended to be a man so that my father wouldn't be forced to fight against the Hun.
2 - I actually can smell. My sense of smell is so extremely potent that it transcends the traditional definition. I have whiffed scents beyond man's comprehension, odors so foul that they rip the very fabric of the universe as they waft through the nether. Kinda funky.
3 - All the pictures that I've posted are completely false. I stole them for my vain attempts to maintain this charade. Here is an actual picture of me lounging around the house: http://i.imgur.com/yOXBxl0.jpg
Please, be kind, I can't stand my hair
4 - I have never refused donations. You people are just stingy. Fork it over, guys, I'm dying of boredom over here.
5 - My parents have really disowned me for being clinically 2edgy. When I was 11, I told my parents that I just wanted to be hardcore. They disowned me, and to this day refuse to step within 50 feet of my person. When I was 16, I converted to Heavy Metal Satanism and relocated, moving myself to the edge. This obviously did not help matters.
6 - I don't know Guild in real life. There is no Guild, or anyone else. It's all just me. That's all there is. #Solipsism #IOLO
7 - Ketchup and peas are a fine combination.
8 - I needed an 8th item.
Lies:
1 - I've never actually intentionally made any sort of pun or joke on this website. I just posted sincerely, but then everybody started saying that they were jokes and I went along with it. I got in too deep, and now there's no getting out. I don't even know what a pun is! I thought it was just something you used in the kitchen.
2 - I've been dead the whole time (three times over, in fact). I have never been a member of this website, and none of my posts actually exist. Know Your Temps was abandoned and forgotten ages ago. I am a collective hallucination created in your minds as a part of your denial of Mega Man Legend 3's cancellation. Any evidence you find to the contrary is just yet another layer of this massive delusion.
So please, I understand the vast majority of people reading this hate me right now. Still, I hope that in time you might forgive me, as I will no longer lie about anything to anyone. hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
If you have anything to ask, please do so. I will ignore the thorniest questions while scrounging for pity wherever I can still find it.
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