First-ever marriage between man and videogame character in Japan: Nint

[Law]

Will he use Slot 1 or Slot 2 to consumate the marriage?

I'm rooting for slot 1. It's a tigher fit.

The stylus slot is perfectly fit for a guy like him

The mysterious third hole

 

[Hypershad12]

Three letters: WTF.

 

[ENDscape]

Will he use Slot 1 or Slot 2 to consumate the marriage?

I'm rooting for slot 1. It's a tigher fit.

The stylus slot is perfectly fit for a guy like him

The mysterious third hole

The speaker hole is perfect fit since he's asian.

 

[Deleted_171835]

Saw this before. This guy just reached a new level of dorkiness. Seriously. A video-game character. The women must have hated you.

 

[silent sniper]

this.... is the most pathetic thing i've ever heard.

 

[GameSoul]

Biggest Fail since the internet

 

[Advi]

Will he use Slot 1 or Slot 2 to consumate the marriage?

I'm rooting for slot 1. It's a tigher fit.

The stylus slot is perfectly fit for a guy like him

Or one of the tiny holes in the speakers.

 

[mrfatso]

or the mic hole that's just next to the earpiece?

So, who's next?

 

[Domination]

Note to Nintendo: Make dildo add-ons for future real life person and video game character bondage.

I'm actually pretty sure the guy will commit adultery or just divorce in a few years. But there are no laws that protect video game characters except the copyright law, which is useless in such a scenario! D:

 

[Advi]

or the mic hole that's just next to the earpiece?

So, who's next?

In America, I assume Lara Croft is next on the wedding list.

 

[8BitWalugi]

Will he use Slot 1 or Slot 2 to consumate the marriage?

LOL!

Although, seriously, this is just fucked up.

 

[Law]

This guy is going to be laughing in all of your faces once Virtual Reality is widespread.

 

[Lubbo]

...

 

[zuron7]

They can't even have children so saad.

 

[ZAFDeltaForce]

When the commentator mentioned that "his bestfriend gave a speech", I was surprised that dude actually HAD friends

 

[mrfatso]

its probably his in-game avatar

or the mic hole that's just next to the earpiece?

So, who's next?

In America, I assume Lara Croft is next on the wedding list.

she's still top of the list after getting a boob reduction surgery and other surgery?

i thought many others would have taken her place by now.

 

[Bladexdsl]

only in fucking japan

 

[Raiser]

 

[alidsl]

what a fucking geek!

+1

+1

 

[tj_cool]

well, at least she'll never betray him