Just got into this discussion with my friend after watching through the entire firefly series with her and i thought id post it here outta curiousity. Also if you dont know what show/film im on about then i HIGHLY recommend you check it out, one of the best shows iv ever seen capped by a perfect film, im sure im not the only one who thinks it too. Basically, of the 9 main crew members on serenity, in what order would you rank them from hottest to ugliest? (I am aware none of them are ugly in general) Dont be afraid of ranking some of the guys higher than the girls or vice versa based on your sexual preference either, im a straight guy and as you'll see, my list puts simon above almost all the other girls Ill also put what they do on the ship (in case you're not sure of the names) My ranking: 1) Kaylee (mechanic) 2) Simon (doctor) 3) Mal (Captain) 4) Inara (Companion (Legal Hooker)) 5) Jayne (The muscle, General badassery + Bunk related activites) 6) Book (Sheppard , religious guy) 7) River (The "special" girl) 8) Zoe (Second in command , stealth badassery) 9) Wash (Pilot) Feel free to add any reason why you like them so much (If this topic gets any replys) For instance, inara's body.... mmmmmm P.S: NO! Saffron does not count, but yes, she is hot too.