The internet. While, yes, it is for porn, it's become more and more ingrained in our daily lives for reasons beyond masturbation. For many, work, education, and even socialization are done online. There's just one problem - the United States' internet speeds are kind of slow. In a list of nations with the fastest internet speeds, we come in at number 12. For an increasingly online-oriented culture, this is a serious stumbling block. Well, don't worry, because the FCC wants to step in. Either from close scrutiny of the data or one too many Tribes: Ascend matches, they have a new message for the nation - "We gotta go fast." CNET "Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to make widespread 1 Gigabit Broadband a reality. Better than it was before. Better... stronger... faster." Now, please note - this doesn't mean that everyone in the state would have access to this blazing fast broadband speed. This would only be one community within the state - but the hope is that this would encourage the further spread of this technology. Also, this proposal isn't set in stone - It's a lofty ideal, one that is potentially achievable, but there's no guaranteeing this will come about. Don't give up hope just yet, though. This could be a great step towards adding fiber optic to the national diet. And just think - with these speeds, imagine all the porn torrents perfectly legitimate content you could download in no time flat! Ah, a man can dream.