Evangelical minister says Halloween candy is demonic

[popoffka]

Peek-a-boo! Now you see it. Now you don't.

Last year around this time, Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN) posted an essay on the evils of Halloween but one day after it was put up, it was pulled off the site. Kimberly Daniels, the eponymous founder of Kimberly Daniels Ministries International and Spoken Word Ministries, had written a blog entitled The Danger of Celebrating Halloween which CBN featured, briefly, on their web page. Now it's hard to imagine that anything could be so far out in Christianity's left field that CBN would want to distance itself from it but here's a little of what Rev. Kimberly had to say about Halloween:

Halloween is a counterfeit holy day that is dedicated to celebrating the demonic trinity of : the Luciferian Spirit (the false father); the Antichrist Spirit (the false holy spirit); and the Spirit of Belial (the false son).

During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.

The danger of Halloween is not in the scary things we see but in the secret, wicked, cruel activities that go on behind the scenes. These activities include:

Sex with demons
Orgies between animals and humans
Animal and human sacrifices
Sacrificing babies to shed innocent blood
R?p? and molestation of adults, children and babies
Revel nights
Conjuring of demons and casting of spells
Release of "time-released" curses against the innocent and the ignorant.

Now this is vintage Kimberly Daniels. This is a woman who toured the country in a 30-foot Winnebago dubbed "The Demon Buster" and is famous for telling people, "If you've got a devil problem, you need a Jesus answer!" She tells witches they serve "sissy, punk gods" and has issued two CDs entitled (repectively) Demonbustin' Praise and Devil, Boo! I see you! So how could Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcasting Network not know what they were going to get? And why did CBN pull this important warning blog? God only knows. It's not like Pat Robertson has ever said anything that made peoples' jaws drop in astonishment, has he? (Here's just one example)

Anyway, if you're worried that cavities aren't the only evil associated with Halloween candy and you want to know the whole, uh, demonic story, you can still find the full text of Kimberly Daniel's essay here.

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This shit was just too crazy not to post.

 

[lordrand11]

Lol, maybe if you try to understand it in her contextual meaning.

 

[Infinite Zero]

Ugh. This is so bizarre

 

[Rydian]

Lol, maybe if you try to understand it in her contextual meaning.QUOTEFor example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.

What the hell kind of context can that be put into that makes it true? XD

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

No matter what she says, I'm keeping my damn candy.

 

[lordrand11]

that was the point of my post. To understand it you would have to be her. (or in some extremely rare cases as dumb as her)

 

[Rydian]

that was the point of my post. To understand it you would have to be her. (or in some extremely rare cases as dumb as her)

Ahhh.

They probably pulled it because it was making claims that are easy to disprove and could get them in hot water with many companies that sell candy.

 

[popoffka]

By the way, why is word R_a_p_e automatically changed to "[censored]"?

 

[lordrand11]

that was the point of my post. To understand it you would have to be her. (or in some extremely rare cases as dumb as her)

Ahhh.

They probably pulled it because it was making claims that are easy to disprove and could get them in hot water with many companies that sell candy.

maybe. too many people believe they have the power of theology to solve the world's problems.

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

*Off-topic post regarding the word filter

Perhaps because of the over-usage of the word without remembering the definition behind it?
It's censored out of respect.

 

[Bladexdsl]

Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcasting Network

that's all the proof you need right there to know whatever they say is BS

 

[RupeeClock]

Yeeeeaaah, to be honest, it's Kimberly Daniel here who has the filthy mind, not the kids who just want free candy and fun spooks.

I mean come on, kids are like BOO DRACULA whilst an Evangelical Minister is like AHHH [censored].

 

[Frog]

Dear god... I had no idea that by accepting Halloween I was allowing innocent babies to be sacrificed, and demons to be summoned... DEMONS!!!

 

[Bladexdsl]

Dear god... I had no idea that by accepting Halloween I was allowing innocent babies to be sacrificed, and demons to be summoned... DEMONS!!!

more proof that Christianity is for idiots

 

[Veho]

And there I thought the institution of Halloween was demonic enough in their eyes without the extra rituals and cursed candy of the damned. I guess Kimberly felt she had to hammer the point home with some additional "behind the scenes" satanic baby-eatings, but all she did was lose the original point in favor of ghosts of dead aliens that cling to human souls and can be contracted by touch infectuous child-seeking demons that can be contracted through death-candy.

 

[Canonbeat234]

The fact is as far as this 'boring' holiday has been celebrated, did we see any demonic activity besides the natural law breaking ones? No. This is just an overzealous person wanting to induce fear into the masses so people can and point shouting 'WITCH!! WITCH!! WITCH!! BURN THE WITCH!!'

 

[Schizoanalysis]

This is just an overzealous person wanting to induce fear into the masses so people can and point shouting 'WITCH!! WITCH!! WITCH!! BURN THE WITCH!!'

Religion projects its own demons onto others... including, apparently, candy.

 

[Shinigami357]

Oh, wow. Way to destroy one of the simple childhood pleasures left in existence. Seriously, the fact that these kinds of people exist is a grim reminder of the common sense and sensibility that some members of the human race has lost.

And, no offense to anyone, but most of these crap is because of some religious wackjob claiming this and that, even if they have nothing to back up their claims and they themselves should be locked alone in a padded room wearing that white piece of clothing that forces you to hug yourself.

 

[gameboy13]

I personally don't celebrate Halloween, but no candy is demonic.

 

[DSGamer64]

Stupid religious windbag, can we seriously fire those kinds of people out of a cannon and into the sun?