Evangelical minister says Halloween candy is demonic

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  1. popoffka
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    This shit was just too crazy not to post.
     


  2. lordrand11

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    Lol, maybe if you try to understand it in her contextual meaning.
     
  3. Infinite Zero

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    Ugh. This is so bizarre [​IMG]
     
  4. Rydian

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    What the hell kind of context can that be put into that makes it true? XD
     
  5. Phoenix Goddess

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    No matter what she says, I'm keeping my damn candy.
     
  6. lordrand11

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    that was the point of my post. To understand it you would have to be her. (or in some extremely rare cases as dumb as her)
     
  7. Rydian

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    Ahhh.

    They probably pulled it because it was making claims that are easy to disprove and could get them in hot water with many companies that sell candy.
     
  8. popoffka
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    By the way, why is word R_a_p_e automatically changed to "[censored]"?
     
  9. lordrand11

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    maybe. too many people believe they have the power of theology to solve the world's problems.
     
  10. Phoenix Goddess

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    Perhaps because of the over-usage of the word without remembering the definition behind it?
    It's censored out of respect.
     
  11. Bladexdsl

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    that's all the proof you need right there to know whatever they say is BS
     
  12. RupeeClock

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    Yeeeeaaah, to be honest, it's Kimberly Daniel here who has the filthy mind, not the kids who just want free candy and fun spooks.

    I mean come on, kids are like BOO DRACULA whilst an Evangelical Minister is like AHHH [censored].
     
  13. Frog

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    Dear god... I had no idea that by accepting Halloween I was allowing innocent babies to be sacrificed, and demons to be summoned... DEMONS!!!
     
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    more proof that Christianity is for idiots
     
  15. Veho

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    And there I thought the institution of Halloween was demonic enough in their eyes without the extra rituals and cursed candy of the damned. I guess Kimberly felt she had to hammer the point home with some additional "behind the scenes" satanic baby-eatings, but all she did was lose the original point in favor of ghosts of dead aliens that cling to human souls and can be contracted by touch infectuous child-seeking demons that can be contracted through death-candy.
     
  16. Canonbeat234

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    The fact is as far as this 'boring' holiday has been celebrated, did we see any demonic activity besides the natural law breaking ones? No. This is just an overzealous person wanting to induce fear into the masses so people can and point shouting 'WITCH!! WITCH!! WITCH!! BURN THE WITCH!!'
     
  17. Schizoanalysis

    Schizoanalysis From somewhere inside the rabbit hole...

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    Religion projects its own demons onto others... including, apparently, candy.
     
  18. Shinigami357

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    Oh, wow. Way to destroy one of the simple childhood pleasures left in existence. Seriously, the fact that these kinds of people exist is a grim reminder of the common sense and sensibility that some members of the human race has lost.

    And, no offense to anyone, but most of these crap is because of some religious wackjob claiming this and that, even if they have nothing to back up their claims and they themselves should be locked alone in a padded room wearing that white piece of clothing that forces you to hug yourself.
     
  19. gameboy13

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    I personally don't celebrate Halloween, but no candy is demonic.
     
  20. DSGamer64

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    Stupid religious windbag, can we seriously fire those kinds of people out of a cannon and into the sun?