1. VinsCool

    VinsCool Persona Secretiva Felineus
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    I used to bring bottles of juice filled with alcohol at school around 14-15 year old.

    During winter at 10 year old I decided to jump from a 3 floors building to the snow under the ceiling, I broke my ankle.

    younger than this I was so dumb I broke a tv due to ragemode at super mario bros.
     
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  2. 2Hack

    2Hack HYPiavelli
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    Loool, 3 floors, and just your ankle? Lucky. You get an awesome jump, and broken bone, and nothing too serious.

    I always wanted a broken bone growing up.
     
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  3. VinsCool

    VinsCool Persona Secretiva Felineus
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    there was like 2 feet of snow ;D
     
  4. 2Hack

    2Hack HYPiavelli
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    That sounds like so much fun man. And the punishment was not nearly as bad as it could have been.

    I just overworked myself playing soccer/football, and boom, torn meniscus. No football or running without pain :(


    And to contribute to the thread; me and my older brother would throw our toys from the 11th floor, down the balcony. Throw them all down, and taunt.

    "Should I let go?

    Should I let gooooooo?

    There he goes!"

    And laughter :P
     
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  5. RustInPeace

    RustInPeace Samurai Cop
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    I thought "sex" was a person, learning the term from American Pie. When Jim said he hates sex while at prom, I thought he meant he hated some person. Not long after seeing it, I stumbled upon Playboy in Espanol thanks to Dish Network. The rest is history.
     
  6. RevPokemon

    RevPokemon GBATemp's 3rd Favorite Transgirl
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    So you saw that and decided to learn Spanish which you now speak fluently and are now work for the us ambassador to mexico?
     
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  7. nxwing

    nxwing TYPE-MOON Enthusiast
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    When I was young, I had a pet bird. I loved it very much and I decided to give it a bath. Then it died...
     
  8. jargus

    jargus GBAtemp Advanced Fan
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    When I was 6 I had a pet dog named Shadow. I thought it would be cool if he could breath fire like a dragon. Somehow I got the idea if he hate light bulb he would. Now it was too hard obviously to chew so my naive mind thought a trip to the microwave would help. I put it on a paper plate and a paper towel on top like I had seen my mom do then. I set the timer to 9999 and went downstairs to play Super Mario World (it was brand new to me then) while I waited. After awhile I got caleld upstairs. A fire had started in the microwave and my brother saw it. My mom had taken it out and tossed the bulb into the sink. Then it exploded and a piece got in her eye. Luckily she wasnt seriously hurt or blinded. Probably the dumbest thing I've done in my life.

    An almost just as idiotic thing I did happened in high school. My friend and I had this thing throughout the year where I'd see how far I could get his backpack away from him in the morning before he noticed and would take it back. Sometimes he'd go to his first class without it. One day I had it hidden in a corner and the school cop saw me leave it there. He thought it was suspicious and searched me out in all the classrooms with the principal. I was called out and the guy was big and intimidating and I wasnt sure what was happening then so I didnt answer his question well. Because of that the school was evacuated and the bomb squad was called in. I got taken to police station for questioning and was set free but had 2 weeks suspension. It was near the end of the school year so I had like 3 hours of work to do at home and then finals as soon as I got back.
     
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  9. nxwing

    nxwing TYPE-MOON Enthusiast
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    What happened after they examined the bag?
     
  10. yuyuyup

    yuyuyup GBAtemp Psycho!
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    I no longer live with regret, I'm in the best position I've ever been in my entire life, I'm ready to decapitate Hitler with an oreo
     
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  11. sarkwalvein

    sarkwalvein There's hope for a Xenosaga port.
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    What are you smoking?
    It must be quality.
    Now I just have this strangest feeling of drinking some milk with Oreo while chatting with Hitler's severed head. Yeah, whatever you are smoking is quite strong.
     
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    i tried to lock myself in my room for days and pretend i was meditating coz all i want is to be a super saiyan or a ninja or some badass person idk LOL

    when i tried to put password in bios and i know i put "sailor moon" as my password and i cant get in .. it was way back 1998 , i told my aunt (it was her computer) that its the millenium bug who did it lol.. i went to irc for help no one helped theyre all just laughing at me coz im just 7 or 8?! lol
     
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    OMG! LOL... well still funny. me and my classmates really set our school on fire. lol
     
  14. Margen67

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    I used to think I did something illegal whenever I saw this error:
    [​IMG]

    I thought that if I saved a webpage I owned it.

    I thought if I made more shortcuts to a game (thus making Windows add (1) and (2) to the name) it would actually make another sequel.
    Let's just say I was very dissapointed when I launched the game.

    When I saw online news about the Wii being able to run nes games (either homebrew emulators or virtual console idk) I tried burning a game to a disc and running it.
    I thought the Twilight hack was fake.

    I thought I went the speed of a car if I "ran fast enough"

    I thought gibberish was the same as spanish.

    I thought PCSX2 was bad because I ran it on a potato.

    I thought my Sonic classic collection (or something like that) game was broken because I couldn't find the game that I wanted to play. Solution? scratch the disc :yay:
    I also sometimes scratched other games.

    I thought lots of things were "dumb" including Pokemon (I think this was because I didn't know what they were or understood them? Or "kiddish/kiddy" idk)
    Funny because I actually enjoyed and beat Pokemon Y and OR. AND on top of that bought a Gateway.

    I unironically used homophobic slurs.

    Once I heard my brother snoring at night so I thought something was after me and I ran to my parent's room door and kept banging it while yelling something like "Let me in something is after me!"
    After I get in their room I thought I heard voices coming from the bathroom which is actually just the fan and air conditioning.

    Once I woke up and needed to use the bathroom. But I thought a chair was something from my nightmares. So instead of going downstairs..
    I piss on the carpet

    I was either a baby or a little kid me and my dad were playing with this teddy bear I thought it disappeared when he threw it.

    I used to believe my cousin's ridiculous stories. Including one where she time traveled and went to other dimensions.

    When I saw some kids throwing stuff and playing I thought they were putting the thing that's on top of street lights on.
    [​IMG]

    I also tried riding my trike off a ramp thinking it would have worked.

    That's all I can think of right now.

    Also:

    I thought if I peed too hard my balls would come out.

    I thought pickles were a vegetable.


    I thought my parents were gone because I couldn't find them so I go outside and do a
    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigNo
    My dad comes outside with an angry look on his face and tells me to get back inside.
     
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  15. The Real Jdbye

    The Real Jdbye Always Remember 30/07/08
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    Only one thing comes to mind, when I had just started 8th grade I was squeezing ALL the boobs. I never asked for permission, all the girls must've hated me. It's really embarrassing to think back on it now.

    Edit: Oh and when I was really small I had a habit of eating gravel. :P
     
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  16. Margen67

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    Did any of them like it?
     
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  17. nxwing

    nxwing TYPE-MOON Enthusiast
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    I laughed out loud when I saw Margen67's post and I remembered something myself.

    When I was younger I would often sit on the face of my relatives when they were sleeping without wearing anything.

    I heard from someone that they used grapes in making beer and I liked grapes back then so I drank some and was greatly disappointed.

    Back when I wore diapers, some of the shit overflowed and fell on the ground. I though it was chocolate chips and I decided to lick it.

    I used lipstick when I was very young and I think that was the reason I have dark lips.

    I used to run around the neighborhood naked.

    I picked up lots of shards of glass until my hand would bleed.

    I had a cabinet drawer dop on my foot and it kept on bleeding.

    I thought that running very fast would make me run through walls so I run very fast unto a wall and I had several injuries.

    You know those ball that stick to walls? Well, I grabbed one of those things that looked like suction cups from it and placed in my nose.

    I tried cooking steak but ended up cooking the plastic cover for the washing machine.

    When I first fapped, I though the thing that came out was Buko Juice and I decided to drink it.

    That's what I could remember as of now.
     
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  18. Margen67

    Margen67 Dirty entited pirate
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    I once tried to run outside naked but my dad stopped me before I could even reach the door.
     
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  19. nxwing

    nxwing TYPE-MOON Enthusiast
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    They could've actually stopped me except that they were to slow and my body was ready and slipper during that time so I escaped from their clutches. I feel really humiliated just remembering it.
     
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  20. CosmoCortney

    CosmoCortney Chemtrail Pilot
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    as I was 5 or 6 years old I picked up a clam on the beach of northern Germany. But it was still closed. As we were back in the apartment we rent I took a fork and opened it. Then I discovered a lot of smelly flesh... How could I get rid of it?
    I just took my sister's tooth brush and cleaned it and put the brush back to it's place. The next morning my sister was wondering about the fishy flavor of her brush.. As I had to giggle my mom asked me if I did anything bad to it. Then I confessed my feat and everyone was laughing. except my sister :D
     
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