I believe the true target audience of this game is too young to be allowed to even hold a Nintendo DS, particularly as the stylus is a choking hazard.
Seriously though, I'm having a tough time figuring out what could go wrong with this one besides hay fever and getting swarmed by killer African Bees. Or getting pestered by that annoying hippie bitch from The Secret Garden. Or having the U.S. Army use the garden as a nuclear test site.
I just thought of something poignant, actually, and that's that this game seems to promote the sexist gender barriers which repress women under the glass ceiling of ascribed feminine values. Why shouldn't women be allowed to be the breadwinners, whipping zombies in the face? Maybe I should scratch that, if they're the ones taking charge of their own pet shop business. I should find out if in the game you're really just an employee who has to obey a dual-role of "gal friday" and proletariat employee to some bourgeoisie white male landowning shopkeeper.
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