Dog breeding

[x65943]

So humans and dogs last shared a common ancestor 100 million years ago

Theoretically in that span of time any animal could become any other animal

With that in mind humans could artificially select dogs to become basically anything given enough time

Dolphin dogs, big brain dogs, humanoid dogs?

Given infinite time what would you guys do? As for me I'd get to making a vaporeon

 

[Veho]

Dog the size of a horse, but without the health issues common in large breeds.

 

[Chary]

Give me a min pin, but either it has Pokemon-like powers or is immortal.

 

[DinohScene]

Cats rule and dogs drool!

 

[JuanMena]

No man!
I get this is the EOF, but that's not how genetics works !!!

 

[The Catboy]

Anything is possible with the right motivators

 

[SG854]

Anything is possible with the right motivators
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Big Brother

 

[WeedZ]

Anything is possible with the right motivators
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[The Catboy]

Big Brother

Simp over Korone, no one bats an eye
Fuse a girl with her dog, everyone calls you Shou Tucker
We live in a society.

 

[SG854]

Daddy do you hurt? Daddy?

 

[tfocosta]

I would probably get myself a dragon that would behave like a friendly dog!

However, I can't deny I'm mindblown'd by the complexity of your theory.

 

[VinsCool]

This is why furries exist.
The missing DNA chain is lost deep in the instinctive behaviour.

 

[slaphappygamer]

A dog tree! Dogs will now have the ability to pee anywhere, at any time. It’s magic.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

oh my fucking god i just realized why he would give himself a vaporeon

 

[SG854]

What's with all the necrobumps. I forgot about this thread.

 

[slaphappygamer]

This thread was almost dead!

 

[VinsCool]

oh my fucking god i just realized why he would give himself a vaporeon

Oh hell no you didn't
We don't mention these things around here.

 

[Vila_]

oh my fucking god i just realized why he would give himself a vaporeon

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.