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Where are the winners for the contest?!?!
Unaware that they have won, or they haven't been picked yet. Damn that little thing called a "real life". It so gets in the way.
he said that he'd announce them today after he gets home from work. I'd assume that he'd be home by 6:00 atleast, so why isn't he here?!?!?! I want my Kid Icarus!!! (if it's free, I don't mind waiting a while...longer...)
 

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My dad doesn't get off until 8... So there's no telling! Don't rush the man, and don't assume you won! :P I know I didn't but there are so many hilarious ones!
 

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Where are the winners for the contest?!?!
Unaware that they have won, or they haven't been picked yet. Damn that little thing called a "real life". It so gets in the way.
he said that he'd announce them today after he gets home from work. I'd assume that he'd be home by 6:00 atleast, so why isn't he here?!?!?! I want my Kid Icarus!!! (if it's free, I don't mind waiting a while...longer...)
Ahem. Not everyone has a 9 to 5. He might not be around until 11, or maybe he has to do a graveyard shift too. Or maybe he was hit by a moose.

Be patient. You will get what you deserve in his opinion. That opinion may likely differ than what you think you deserve.
 
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Pushmo. So close yet so far. ;-----;

he said that he'd announce them today after he gets home from work. I'd assume that he'd be home by 6:00 atleast, so why isn't he here?!?!?! I want my Kid Icarus!!! (if it's free, I don't mind waiting a while...longer...)
Patience is a virtue. You're not exactly entitled to the games.
 
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Where are the winners for the contest?!?!
Unaware that they have won, or they haven't been picked yet. Damn that little thing called a "real life". It so gets in the way.
he said that he'd announce them today after he gets home from work. I'd assume that he'd be home by 6:00 atleast, so why isn't he here?!?!?! I want my Kid Icarus!!! (if it's free, I don't mind waiting a while...longer...)
Ahem. Not everyone has a 9 to 5. He might not be around until 11, or maybe he has to do a graveyard shift too. Or maybe he was hit by a moose.

Be patient. You will get what you deserve in his opinion. That opinion may likely differ than what you think you deserve.
I love you now bro. :D This dude has sense!
 

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Where are the winners for the contest?!?!
Unaware that they have won, or they haven't been picked yet. Damn that little thing called a "real life". It so gets in the way.
he said that he'd announce them today after he gets home from work. I'd assume that he'd be home by 6:00 atleast, so why isn't he here?!?!?! I want my Kid Icarus!!! (if it's free, I don't mind waiting a while...longer...)
Ahem. Not everyone has a 9 to 5. He might not be around until 11, or maybe he has to do a graveyard shift too. Or maybe he was hit by a moose.

Be patient. You will get what you deserve in his opinion. That opinion may likely differ than what you think you deserve.
I love you now bro. :D This dude has sense!
awkard...
 
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Ok a story eh? Ok once I was in the middle of a strip club in front of this hot chick dressed like a french maid when she eyed me to go to the back room with her. I arrived to see her laying in a seductive pose on the bed, as I stepped over she sat up and grabbed me by the collar and whispered, "This ones free." in my ear. Afterwards she layed back down and lifted her legs and -TL;DR- anyway, that's why you never do meth in amasterdam kids.
 
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Ok a story eh? Ok once I was in the middle of a strip club in front of this hot chick dressed like a french maid when she eyed me to go to the back room with her. I arrived to see her laying in a seductive pose on the bed, as I stepped over she sat up and grabbed me by the collar and whispered, "This ones free." in my ear. Afterwards she layed back down abd lifted her legs and -TL;DR- anyway, that's why you never do meth in amasterdam kids.
Was she 100% female?
 

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Ok a story eh? Ok once I was in the middle of a strip club in front of this hot chick dressed like a french maid when she eyed me to go to the back room with her. I arrived to see her laying in a seductive pose on the bed, as I stepped over she sat up and grabbed me by the collar and whispered, "This ones free." in my ear. Afterwards she layed back down abd lifted her legs and -TL;DR- anyway, that's why you never do meth in amasterdam kids.
Was she 100% female?
What did you miss half of the story!? Like I told she [DATA EXPUNGED]
(PM me if you got the reference)
 
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Ok a story eh? Ok once I was in the middle of a strip club in front of this hot chick dressed like a french maid when she eyed me to go to the back room with her. I arrived to see her laying in a seductive pose on the bed, as I stepped over she sat up and grabbed me by the collar and whispered, "This ones free." in my ear. Afterwards she layed back down abd lifted her legs and -TL;DR- anyway, that's why you never do meth in amasterdam kids.
Was she 100% female?
What did you miss half of the story!? Like I told she [DATA EXPUNGED]
Doesn't mean a thing. My girlfriend had an identical twin. I found out one thing that wasn't identical. And just because you [DATA EXPUNGED] Doesn't mean... Nevermind :P
 

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This happened just last thanksgiving, I was at a small gettogether with my girlfriend and some other pretty cool people, we were playing apples to apples (before then we were playing some perverted game whos name i dont remember but it consisted of very adult questions) I was sitting there minding my own buisness when the topic of the holiday came up, and what people are meant to do on said hoilday. I started to go on a rant about how its just an excuse to stuff your face and sleep it off blah blah blah, but Im polish and I have a tendency to studder with my words. So i reach a point in my rant in which I say " So everybody is here FISTING themseves with the food." (i meant to say feasting) When I realized what had happened it was too late, everyone burst out in laughter, myself included. My girlfriend looked me in the eye and facepalmed.

I didnt visit that frineds house in months


true story....


 

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Hope I'm not too late.

I once had plans a few years ago to go out and see this girl I had met online shortly before her and her friends had planned to all go out.
About a week before the date, I had got with this other girl and she was staying at my place for a few days. So the first girl shows up (which I had forgot about) and catches us both half naked.
I gave her a lame story that we are best friends and always sleep together. Surprisingly she buys it and we take the trip. We end up at bar and I drank so much that I passed out.
I came to about an hour later and started drinking again. Next thing I know I woke up at the pool in a hotel with puke all over me and no one in sight.
I went to the restroom and cleaned up as much as I could, then got a ride home.
Talked to the girl later and she still wanted to see me. I then told her the truth about the 2nd girl.
Sad part is the first girl acted heartbroken.
That's the most shameful memory I have.
 

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I hope I'm not too late either.

Day before yesterday, I was taking a bath. Now I'm addicted to this thing called IRC. So, my phone was connected to GBAtemp's IRC server. I get bored when I take a bath so naturally, I took my phone along. My phone is the Motorola Defy, which is supposed to be water resistant. I enjoyed chatting in the shower with water splashing all over me. However, when I came out of the bathroom, I noticed that my phone's screen had water in it. I was very disappointed so I dumped it in a container of rice. I took it out today and checked. It works again. End of story.

(Btw, I want Pushmo because you can't buy 3DS content here.) :(
 
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I hope I'm not too late either.

Day before yesterday, I was taking a bath. Now I'm addicted to this thing called IRC. So, my phone was connected to GBAtemp's IRC server. I get bored when I take a bath so naturally, I took my phone along. My phone is the Motorola Defy, which is supposed to be water resistant. I enjoyed chatting in the shower with water splashing all over me. However, when I came out of the bathroom, I noticed that my phone's screen had water in it. I was very disappointed so I dumped it in a container of rice. I took it out today and checked. It works again. End of story.

(Btw, I want Pushmo because you can't buy 3DS content here.) :(
That's not even the best part. :>
 

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It's 6am, Panama time. Where are the winners? I just hope this contest is legit, not some stupid troll thing.....
 

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