DLC contest !

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Apr 7, 2012

DLC contest ! by Dash_2 at 8:29 AM (8,988 Views / 1 Likes) 137 replies

  1. Dash_2
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    Member Dash_2 Hello I'm Dash!

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    i decided to do another little contest for this month and i want to hear some embarrassing stories some of you have to tell idk if this is the right place to do this cause i know it hogs some attention from other general 3DS topics so if this is the wrong place please let me know and move it thanks :)

    my story (which is an auto win) - one day after school junior year i had bad gas i was getting on the bus with my girlfriend at the time and i told her i have to let one rip, so she would know the stink was me well i started at the beginning of the bus and didn't stop till i got to the middle well we used to sit in the back and it trailed and stayed on the bus for a while all the other kids started to complain about the smell and didn't know who had done it so me being the ass i was blamed it on this kid we called polish because he was half polish and native american, everyone on the bus started cracking jokes at him and what not and he denied it well i kinda felt bad cause i never told him it was me he got arrested for getting drunk and streaking well he broke into someones house and fell asleep naked there and later went to rehab it was till last year in march we talked cause he was out of rehab and i confessed about that day and finally got closer. this was in 06 i didn't say anything till 2011 lol :P

    idk its stupid but it was sure as hell funny i got away with it and blamed it on someone else.

    here are the prizes

    3 x kid icarus codes
    2x mario 2 codes
    2x pushmo code
    2x metal torrent codes

    ill contact who i think won via pm and announce it here on the thread on monday morning before i leave work !

    thanks guys!
     
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  2. ChaosBoi

    Member ChaosBoi Ushiromiya Battler

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    Mine happened a long time ago when I was a kid, so does that still count? :P

    Anyway, this one's kinda gross so I'll just put it in a spoilers tag.

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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  3. kingtai927

    Newcomer kingtai927 Member

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    My Story! :D (Sorry im new, i dont really post often ....at all >_>)
    Story.

    :( Enjoyed the story? I sure didn't....
     
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  4. Forstride

    Member Forstride The rudder moves when I turn the wheel

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    My whole life...

    But nah, really, I have one story I remember (Might have some more if I remember them)...

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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  5. giavol

    Member giavol GBAtemp Regular

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    When I was a kid ,me and some friends used to go swimming in by a river about 4 km away from the nearest town.It was a nice place with many trees and a big waterfall.We used to swim close to the waterfall and everybody was in the water.After about two hours i felt the need to take a duce and in my funny way of solving the problem i thought that it would be a god idea to swim upstream ,were the water was not as deep,and do it.So i swam about 300 meters did what i had to do and i swam back,but on the way i started thinking (the shit is now floating to our swimming place) .So i got out as fast as i could,all my friends were asking me to get in the water to play catch, i lied that i don´t my head aches.After about 3 minutes the deuce arrived,a girl saw it first she started yelling,it was like in a bad zombie movie were the actors just stay and don´t do nothing except yelling.By that time everybody was laughing, except me i somehow feel bad.She got untouched because a dude who wasn't aware of the imminent poop thread jumped about to meters away from the danger zone and his jump created some waves which made the poop change trajectory.
     
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  6. Argyle

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    A long time ago, my mom, uncles, my friend and myself had met up to have lunch while we were all in town for a funeral. We all live in separate parts of the state so it was one of those rare times when everybody is together. Funny how death brings people closer to one another, eh? Anyway, we were loading up on coffee and water just talking and laughing about old stories, mostly about my mom, who always seemed to be the center of the embarassing stories that my uncles were around for, and she has one of those infectious laughs that makes everybody else keep laughing.

    I must have drank enough coffee to kill an elephant, so after a long while nature had been calling pretty badly so I excused myself to make a bathroom dash and splash. Get to the door and it's locked so I do one of those quintessential lock-knee-hold-crotch shuffles for a minute and knock a couple of times with no answer. Did not want to stand there too long so I asked a waitress if maybe it was a place that always locked the restroom and you needed to ask for a key (it was a small very.... local diner, these things happen) and she told me that some kids had locked it and left as a stupid prank and that it would be open as soon as the manager returned. Hopefully soon.

    Well I get back to the table and my mom tells me we're going to head out in a few minutes, so I'm relieved in knowing I can go piss next door, or into a bush, or on anything as soon as we're out. But before I can sit down and announce that the bathroom is locked and I have to go like a racehorse, my uncle jumps out of his chair and mock tackles me in that way that uncles play football with little kids - not hard enough to smash you into the ground, but rough enough to slam into your midsection and knock the wind out of you while they spin you around.

    My willpower was no match for the pressure that caught my bladder by surprise, so I just started pissing myself and could not stop. And I was wearing tan/beige colored khakis so there was basically no subtlety to the dark wet roadmap of pee that extended from the bottom of my pants to my crotch. Looking back on it now, I'm pretty sure that was the most satisfying, albeit horrifying, pees I've ever taken in my life, but all that aside we still had to head to the funeral parlor next and I was covered in my own wet stink. I think my uncle was almost as embarassed for me as I was, so he did something next that I classify as a pretty brilliant solution to save my dignity. He grabbed the huge caraffe of water that was on our table and just dumped it all over me right there and yelled "TOUCHDOOOOOOWN." Everybody else in the diner was now looking at me, I was in shock and drenched in water, and my uncle was doing the superbowl shuffle. But due to the tackle and the ensuing 'victory drenching' over my head, it now just appeared as is I was wet from head to toe and that my uncle was a complete jackass.

    It all happened so fast that I doubt anyone but him noticed that I had uncontrollably pissed myself, so it was a pretty crafty coverup. At least I reallized this after giving him a good punch in the arm. My mom went nuts and was raving how we had to go buy me a new change of clothes now and try to make it to the funeral home on time still. I had to go through the department store to find an outfit cold, embarassed, and half-dripping wet. But at least others probably thought I just got done riding Splash Mountain instead of recreating a trouser rendition of Niagara Falls.

    :yay:

    Alright, you know my story, now I'm pasting the message I posted in your thread that led me to this one to show my prize prefference if this was good enough to be a winner:

    I would absolutely love to try for a Kid Icarus code, because GameStop's online shop refuses to interact with my credit card due to their system not being compatible with a simple apostrophe being in the name of the billing address (as far as we've determined after several attempts to buy things through them and talking to support throughout this last year...). Been trying to buy the Kid Icarus DLC from them because it's a GameStop online exclusive distribution title but still no luck. So hell, if you save me one of those codes I would even purchase it off you if you do paypal! But Mario 2 would be fun if not Kid Icarus - have good memories of playing that as a kid, and I still sing the music from that moon level at my wife.
     
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    Member jimskeet2002 GBAtemp Fan

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    When i was 16 years old i was with my team (national shooting team) on a trip for a competition. We passed from the airport in frankfurt and we had some time to kill there... So the guys suggested to go to a sex shop that was in the airport... Anyway we did... When we got in A lady from the shop came and asked me if I am over 18... I told her yes I am 18 and a half... Next thing she asked me for my ID... Then i had to tell her I was 16 and asked her if I could stay in there... But she had to escort me out of the shop... I was really embarrassed and when I got out of the shop there where some people out of there that noticed I got in and knew that they will kick me out and they were laughing when I got out... So embarrassing moment :) The story continues... Right after this thing when the guys came out of the shop we tried to go back to the area we were supposed to be but since it is a huge airport we got kinda lost... After searching we got to an automatic stair that was coming down to us but we needed to go to the floor above... So I decided to go opposite on the stair and climb it although it was coming down... I started running up the stairway with a lot of effort and when i managed to get to the top step I tripped and made a dramatic frontflip on the floor right after I got out of the stairway... Again right infront of a lot of people and again all laughing at me... I think that was one of the most embarrassing moments I have been In...

    Btw I really wanna have the pushmo code!!!! I love the game :)
     
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  8. klim28

    Member klim28 Hunter4Life

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    Here is mine...

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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  9. Clydefrosch

    Member Clydefrosch GBAtemp Psycho!

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    i totally believe what you guys wrote so far, my story goes a little something like this:

    When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
     
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    Member Forstride The rudder moves when I turn the wheel

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    Was that supposed to be some loose rendition of this?
     
  11. soulx

    Member soulx GBAtemp Legend

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    While I sadly cannot think of any embarassing stories at the moment, perhaps you could give me the Pushmo code out of the goodness of your heart?
     
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    Member Sychophantom I'm a plant.

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    I work in a group home for the mentally retarded. I have no sense of embarrassment anymore. All it took is one client who cannot enunciate the letter "T" in the word "peanuts" yelling said word at the top of his lungs in a very joyous way in a grocery store to lose it.
     
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    Alright, so,
    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    I think you all know how I felt at that time
     
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    Member mjax GBAtemp Fan

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    Since I have already received a game in the previous giveaway, I won't participate. Those prizes are awesome though, Dash_2.

    You are one generous fella. :grog:
     
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  15. Haloman800

    Member Haloman800 a real gril

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    I know for a fact this is the most embarrasing story.

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
    .
     
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    When I was eight year old I was eating in a chinese restaurant, and I ACCIDENTALLY went into the girl's washroom. Not only that I even saw a girl and just ignored her and went into the toilet. When I went outside my dad saw me and explaned that I had to go to the boy's washroom . LOL no wonder there was no urinerals, like I knew what a urineral was at that age.
     
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    Member frogboy lacking both style and grace

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    Once upon a time...
    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Okay, so I guess that doesn't really count, but this is a brilliant idea for a contest! :P
     
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    Newcomer drszxmrfamous Newbie

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    When I was about five years old, I had a tendency to sleep walk. So one night, I started descending from the bunk bed and fell onto my Mom's portable hair dryer. (Sort of like this, but in a briefcase form.) My parents woke up as I screamed "yabadabadoo" my favorite T.V. series xD. (It's a Flintstones reference..) That wasn't the worst part though.... My bladder was going to explode so I got up and proceeded to the "bathroom". What I thought was the bathroom, ended up being my sister's dresser... So I basically urinated all over my sister's clothes xD.
     
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    to explain when i was in my jr year of highschool i was in the student office team . . . so basicly 3 students coverefor 3 of the four secretarys 2 days a week for 2 classes . . . i was down for whatever got me out of class dont judge me

    so one while sorting the mail im asked by another student staff member jenifer who has a soft voice and the fastest fingers i had ever seen on a keybord askedme th call down to the a few students i respond no sweat. i take the sticky note from her turn to my left grab the phone press the schoolwide intercom switch look at the paper and say " please excuse the interuption will thomas cole liza james and . . . " i take a deep breath read the last name " uhh . . fuck when please come to the office. will thomas cole liza james and fuck when please come to the office thank you
    the sticky read:
    Thomas Cole
    Liza James
    Phuck Wen

    the princapal exits his office through the main office to the front to calm a angry asain woman where to pick up her son after they both approched me and the princapal kicked me off saying i whould be escorted back to class and i was informed the name was told pronounced foock when and made to apoligse at risk of expulsation to a woman and her son both of them well all 4 if you count the princapal and the translator for the woman and the english as a second language son Phuck Wen.

    *edit pushmo is perfered but i dont have any of them . . . yet.?!??!!?!
     
  20. uriyasama

    Newcomer uriyasama Advanced Member

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    I know there's enough shit stories, but this one takes the trophy :

    When I was 13 years old I had to shit while we were running in gym class. It was a sudden shit urge. I just couldn't help it as it turned out it was diarrhea, after about two laps it just came out and because it was a diarrhea. it just slipped slowly through my basketball shorts on my leg in front of everyone. it was emberrasing in an ubelieveable way and the worst part is that I learn in a private school so I still learn with the same people who saw that occuring.
     

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