DESCRIBE YOUR WANTS 2 DAY

[ComeTurismO]

WHAT DO YOU WANT 2 DAY? PERHAPS THE NEXT POSTER WILL BE ABLE TO PROVIDE IDEAS IN GETTING THAT 2 DAY!

EXAMPLE 2 DAY:

I WANT AN APPLE 2 DAY!

NEXT POSTER 2 DAY:

YOU WILL GET THAT APPLE 2 DAY BY CHECKING YOUR FRIDGE OR GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE 2 DAY.

I WANT A CAT 2 DAY!

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[nxwing]

You get a cat by stealing one from your neighbors

I want an even faster internet connection today for free

 

[ComeTurismO]

YOU GET A FASTER INTERNET CONNECTION 2 DAY FOR FREE BY YOUR NEIGHBORS GIVING YOU ACCESS TO THEIR WIFI GOOD SIGNAL 2 DAY!

I WANT AN APPLE WATCH 2 DAY!

 

[nxwing]

You can get an Apple watch by stealing from your local Apple Store

I want inspiration today.

 

[storm75x]

You can get inspired by not asking @ComeTurismO for inspirations.

I want @ComeTurismO to stop using caps and "2 DAY" for once today.

 

[ComeTurismO]

YOU GET COMETURISMO TO STOP USING CAPS ON HIS BOTTLE 2 DAY BY HAVING SEX IN A TREE 2 DAY. HE STOPS USING 2 DAY IF YOU EAT APPLES ON A CHAIR 2 DAY

I WANT TO EXTERMINATE WEED 2 DAY.

 

[2Hack]

You get what you want by burning all the weed, and inhaling all the smoke until you look like @ArnoDorian

I want a lot of mulla

 

[nxwing]

You can get mulla by gping to a strip club and working there, pm me where so I can visit you @2Hack

I want to be respr0nsible

 

[ComeTurismO]

You become repr0nsible after having sex with the woman you desire.

I want a 3D TV.

 

[2Hack]

You get a 3D TV by watching a movie on a ctr TV using the red/blue 3D and glasses.

I want a source of significant mulla

 

[ComeTurismO]

You get that by ordering it online.

I want a stove from Staples.

 

[Noctosphere]

You get a stove by buying it with governement money

2 day, I want free access to every porn site on the internet