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OMG I have tons of these.
Your mama so fat that she goes to the movies and sits next to everyone.
Your mama so fat that when she walked in front of the TV I missed a season of Friends.
Your mama so fat you could slap her ass and ride the waves.
Your mama so fat she has to wear a watch on each arm cuz she covers two times zones.
Your mama so fat your family portrait is an aerial shot.
Your mama so fat she has a sock for each toe.
Your mama so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep her soks up.
Your mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mama so stupid she brought a ladder to the Giants game to meet them after.
Yeah.. I have Chuck Norris jokes too....
Don't ban me if I offend you!
Your mama so fat that she goes to the movies and sits next to everyone.
Your mama so fat that when she walked in front of the TV I missed a season of Friends.
Your mama so fat you could slap her ass and ride the waves.
Your mama so fat she has to wear a watch on each arm cuz she covers two times zones.
Your mama so fat your family portrait is an aerial shot.
Your mama so fat she has a sock for each toe.
Your mama so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep her soks up.
Your mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mama so stupid she brought a ladder to the Giants game to meet them after.
Yeah.. I have Chuck Norris jokes too....
Don't ban me if I offend you!