Creating a list of disses

[DarkAura]

OMG I have tons of these.

Your mama so fat that she goes to the movies and sits next to everyone.
Your mama so fat that when she walked in front of the TV I missed a season of Friends.
Your mama so fat you could slap her ass and ride the waves.
Your mama so fat she has to wear a watch on each arm cuz she covers two times zones.
Your mama so fat your family portrait is an aerial shot.
Your mama so fat she has a sock for each toe.
Your mama so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep her soks up.

Your mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mama so stupid she brought a ladder to the Giants game to meet them after.

Yeah.. I have Chuck Norris jokes too....

Don't ban me if I offend you!

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Yo mama so fat it is actually quite bothersome and you and your family should perhaps hold an intervention and introduce her to a reasonable diet plan.

 

[corbs132]

you're so dumb, you failed the iq test!

 

[Westside]

Your mama is so stupid, she got fired from an M&M's factory for throwing away all the W's.

 

[scubersteve]

You're so dumb, you raced a tree.
And lost.

 

[Austinz]

Your mamma is so fat her cholesterol is probably very high and putting her heart at risk for health complications. She should see a doctor about this condition.

LOL! We have a freaken winner right here, i get the inside of this joke, "she SHOULD", but why now, when shes got high cholestrial and is prone to eat the doctor, it would be very risky on his behalf to accept her. If anyone noticed, "Mumma" was spelt mamma, which is an insider joke for those who didnt notice

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Your Mumma is so fat, sometimes small young children with wild imaginations will actually pretend that she may even eat them along with her lunch by accident or maybe even on purpose and they will away and giggle while teasing friends that they will be the one to get eaten if they do not run faster.

 

[Anakir]

Your mama's so fat that I can ride a horse.

 

[Westside]

Your mama's so fat, people make jokes about her.

 

[cruddybuddy]

Yo mama so fat it is actually quite bothersome and you and your family should perhaps hold an intervention and introduce her to a reasonable diet plan.

Haha, I love your humor. It's no wonder, what with you being an Arrested Development fan and all.

 

[scubersteve]

Your mama's so fat that I can ride a horse.

QFT!

waaait... what?

 

[Westside]

Your mom's such a slut, she's f*cking Matt Daemon!

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Yo mama so fat it is actually quite bothersome and you and your family should perhaps hold an intervention and introduce her to a reasonable diet plan.


Haha, I love your humor. It's no wonder, what with you being an Arrested Development fan and all.

haha yours was my favorite so far. My favorite part about it was that someone didn't get it and told you the actual joke.

 

[pasc]

Go and run against a wall !

ah and: Quite a bunch of yo mama jokes

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[Moots]

I am going to shove my foot so far up your ass, you are going to have to move it over to chew.

 

[scubersteve]

Your mom's such a slut, she's f*cking Matt Daemon!

Your mom's such a slut, she fucked god, and lied about having a number to call

...
Not funny?
Well, it IS a reference...

 

[DarkAura]

Your mom's so fat, she turns around and people throw her a welcome-back party. I've got to stop this...

 

[EN!GMA]

What's with the mama jokes? Let's get off the topic of moms...


'cuz I just got off yours

BYAAAAAAAAH

 

[xcalibur]

Yo momma's so stupid that when she saw that a milk carton said "open here" she actually opened it in the supermarket

 

[jammio123]

how about your momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie and your momma so fat she complained about the hole in her doughnut