Creating a list of disses

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  1. OrcMonkey©
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    I am making a list of disses and I need some help to makeit longer. Any one could post any disses they want.


    Disses

    Your so fat when you went to Japan everyone said "godzilla! godzilla!" [​IMG]

    Your so fat when god said lets me make some light you blocked it. [​IMG]

    Your so stupid when you put a quarter in a parking slot you say "wheres my gumball? [​IMG]

    You fight like a dairy farmer! [​IMG] (posted up by sinkhead)

    your mom has 3 fingers [​IMG] (posted up by JPH)

    you think cottage cheese is made in a cottage
    you're so dumb, you failed the iq test! (Both posted up by corb123)

    your so tall that when you tripped on a rock on 5th avenue you got back up on 9th avenue [​IMG] (posted up by sonic209)

    You're so stupid, when someone said, "your mamma is so fat she sits around the house," you thought they meant her fatness actually surrounds the outside of the house, but really they just meant she's just lazy.
    You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you. (both posted up by cruddybuddy)

    you're so dumb you tripped over a cordless phone
    your mum's so fat by the time she got out of the house she was already in the car. (both posted by OSW)

    Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house. (posted up by jgu1994)

    Your Mumma is so fat, sometimes small young children with wild imaginations will actually pretend that she may even eat them along with her lunch by accident or maybe even on purpose and they will away and giggle while teasing friends that they will be the one to get eaten if they do not run faster.
    Yo mama so fat it is actually quite bothersome and you and your family should perhaps hold an intervention and introduce her to a reasonable diet plan.
    Your mamma is so fat her cholesterol is probably very high and putting her heart at risk for health complications. She should see a doctor about this condition. (both posted up by Bob Loblaw)

    Your mama so fat that she goes to the movies and sits next to everyone.
    Your mama so fat that when she walked in front of the TV I missed a season of Friends.
    Your mama so fat you could slap her ass and ride the waves.
    Your mama so fat she has to wear a watch on each arm cuz she covers two times zones.
    Your mama so fat your family portrait is an aerial shot.
    Your mama so fat she has a sock for each toe.
    Your mama so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep her soks up.

    Your mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
    Your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
    Your mama so stupid she brought a ladder to the Giants game to meet them after. ( all posted up by DarkAura!)

    Your mama is so stupid, she got fired from an M&M's factory for throwing away all the W's.
    Your mama's so fat, people make jokes about her. (both posted up by Westside)

    You're so dumb, you raced a tree.
    And lost. (posted up by scubersteve)

    These are the ones I got so far. Post one up and I will add it to the list
    The list is getting bigger and bigger [​IMG]


    EXCLUDING ALL DISSES THAT MAKE FUN OF ME [​IMG]
     


  2. Sinkhead

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    You fight like a dairy farmer!

    [​IMG]

    (Thumbs up if you get the reference)
     
  3. Linkiboy

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    When you pretend to be someone else, you don't fool anyone for a second.
     
  4. Urza

    Urza hi

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    You're such a loser, you make threads on gaming forums asking for disses!
     
  5. NeSchn

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    You Bologna Bouncer!
     
  6. JPH

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    your mom has 3 fingers
     
  7. OrcMonkey©
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    I WILL NOT PUT ANY DISSES THAT MAKES FUN OF ME ON THE LIST! [​IMG]
    when I said that I mean dont say stuff Like URZA said!
     
  8. corbs132

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    you think cottage cheese is made in a cottage
     
  9. sonic209

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    your so tall that when you tripped on a rock on 5th avenue you got back up on 9th avenue [​IMG]
     
  10. JPH

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    testing area, much? [​IMG]

    p.s. kirbyman123 -

    [​IMG]
     
  11. cruddybuddy

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    You're so stupid, when someone said, "your mamma is so fat she sits around the house," you thought they meant her fatness actually surrounds the outside of the house, but really they just meant she's just lazy.
     
  12. cruddybuddy

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    You're so ugly, you look like Urza's avatar.
     
  13. OSW

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    you're so dumb you tripped over a cordless phone

    your mum's so fat by the time she got out of the house she was already in the car.
     
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    You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you.
     
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    A version similar that my friend told me was
    Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
     
  16. cruddybuddy

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    *slaps forehead* It was a joke. I was taking the original joke and making it really absurd. [​IMG]
     
  17. crappypappy

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    You're so dumb, you create alternate usernames for yourself and then think people can't figure out it's you by looking at the IP.
     
  18. cruddybuddy

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    Yeah, that one was retarded. Besides, if someone really wanted they could just use an IP proxy.
     
  19. Bob Loblaw

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    Your mamma is so fat her cholesterol is probably very high and putting her heart at risk for health complications. She should see a doctor about this condition.
     
  20. cruddybuddy

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    Haha /me like.