Crappy Nintendo toys at Burger King!

[War]

"What, the prospect of apple fries (?) and a tub of macaroni & cheese doesn't sound appealing enough to you, purveyor of fine, fatty American fast foods? What about some crap Nintendo toys?

Yeah, now you're interested. Cashing in on America's love of both active video gaming and passive waist expansion, Burger King have begun offering cheap, Nintendo Wii-inspired toys as part of their Club BK kid's meals.

There are ten to collect, ranging from a Paper Mario puzzle (use the magnetic Wii Remote toy to avoid the blocks!) to a Metroid Challenge (use the magnetic Wii Remote toy to propel the ball through the maze!) to a Light-Up Luma (use the magnetic Wii Remote toy to...oh, he doesn't use it, he just lights up).

Most are cheap, most are nasty, but the adorable Luma and the Boo might just be worth the calories."

I know theres some collectors out there that really like these crap toys, so I figured I'd post this.

Source - Kotaku

 

[jesuschristmonke]

Cool. Cheap toys plus gastric distress.

Sign me up.

 

[Toni Plutonij]

To be honest, I'd like that Boo

 

[Wabsta]

I like burger king.
And actually, I kinda like those toys

 

[[M]artin]

Luma want.

These things always become plastic tools of death in the hands of young ones...

 

[Raika]

Ima collect everyone of them! Love that star thingy!

 

[pilotwangs]

The diddy kong toy looks great.

Shame the UK won't be getting them and there's no BK in my town.

 

[science]

I like the star toy it is cute!

 

[Just Joe]

The Diddy Kong one... does he roll or does he just drag his arse along the floor like a dog with piles?

 

[MelodieOctavia]

feh. I liked the Nintendo toys at Taco Hell from when the N64 came out. those toys were high quality. I still have most of them.

I had the massive shits for weeks trying to get all of them.

 

[Just Joe]

That is the GBATemp's definition of "Determination"

 

[rikuumi]

Diddy Kong is awesome!

 

[Celice]

I remember Taco Bell once had a Star Fox toy... you attempted to launch a ball at some thing in a thing you held in your hands. I've been wanting to find a pic or video of the thing lately, but I haven't seen any leads yet >.>

Most of these look like cheap cash-ins

 

[Brian117]

The commercial sucks ass trying to advertise these...

But I thought they showed more toys than the image provided in the first post.

They had Yoshi in a kart, and something else...

I might ask my mom to pick some Burger King up after work XD

EDIT:

But I kinda want that Luma and teh Wiimote with that helicopter...thing.

 

[SoulAnger]

Aww, too bad no burger king here.

I want the luma toy.

 

[Banger]

Toy quality has gone down at fast food places. I remember when Taco bell had a Starfox toy

 

[Knarf]

I'd get the Luma and boo. Others look like shit. I bet some tard is going to sell one of the fake wiimotes as a real one on ebay.

 

[Holaitsme]

Time to dress up as a 10 yr old and go buy me selfs a big kids meal hoping I'll get the luma.

I want the luma.

 

[Intimidator88]

Haha people will go wild for those! Is that all they got though if so why no mario or luigi or even link maybe then i might git my step bro to git a happy meal when at burger king and just take his toy if its one of them LOL