Covid-19 vaccine

[Louse]

luke you mentioned like 50 conspiracy theories in 3 posts

aborted fetuses have nothing to do with vaccines, they are simply a delicious food.

 

[Seliph]

luke you mentioned like 50 conspiracy theories in 3 posts

aborted fetuses have nothing to do with vaccines, they are simply a delicious food.

Glad that this is the first post I see coming back to this thread after abandoning it for a few weeks lmao



Just got the vaccine! Everything seems fine so far, no weird side effects or anything. I bought a new Windows computer to celebrate! I just felt compelled to.

 

[Louse]

mmm, i do love a good babe with mercury sauce

no weird side effects or anything.

Are you sure? Have you felt your recycled gene nano-machines kicking in yet?

 

[Seliph]

mmm, i do love a good babe with mercury sauce

Are you sure? Have you felt your recycled gene nano-machines kicking in yet?

Nah, and if they have I wouldn't have noticed since my body is already 90% nanomachines

 

[Godofcheese]

Got my first vaccination dose recently (Nurse)
(nano-machines, son!)
Guess I'll die soon

 

[Seliph]

The vaccine made me gay wtf!!!!

 

[Louse]

The vaccine made me gay wtf!!!!

hmmm
me get heal juice
gay
juice give gay
gay+gay=???

 

[ChrisMCNBVA]

i got mine done recently and the other is on the 25th so i'll be glad when it's over

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Just got the vaccine! Everything seems fine so far, no weird side effects or anything. I bought a new Windows computer to celebrate! I just felt compelled to.

I also got the vaccine, and for some reason I really feel like getting an Xbox series x

 

[Seliph]

I also got the vaccine, and for some reason I really feel like getting an Xbox series x

I already have one on the way!

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

I already have one on the way!

Also, is it just me or is Microsoft edge really good

 

[djpannda]

The vaccine made me gay wtf!!!!

..oh that what that tingling feeling was!

 

[Seliph]

Also, is it just me or is Microsoft edge really good

mmmm yeah

 

[leon315]

yet another vaccine join the party! Johnson & Johnson picks Germany for coronavirus vaccine production
https://www.politico.eu/article/johnson-johnson-picks-german-site-for-vaccine-production/

And Italy's Ministery announces Sputnik V the russian vaccine to be made in Italy, 1st in EU.
https://www.ansa.it/english/news/20...-eu_77c29595-6962-47cb-8950-1338f942ada8.html

Edit: both EU and EMA are fuming Italy's decision saying "give emergency authorization for Sputnik, otherwise it would be playing “Russian roulette” with public health", this laughed my ass off: what other countries' been doing with ASTRAZENECA'S VACCINE SO FAR? isn't that a "Russian roulette" and winner gets Blood clots and free heart attack??? hahahaahah what bunch of hypocrites!

 

[Luke94]

Vaccines wars. Kind of reminds me console wars from circa Anno Domini of years 1980's and 1990's.

 

[Louse]

Vaccines wars. Kind of reminds me console wars from circa Anno Domini of years 1980's and 1990's.

Not to worry. I'm jacking my cyber-matrix into Disney right at this moment to acquire their secret vaccine formula!

And then...

I'm gonna vaccinate the moon, you idiot!

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Not to worry. I'm jacking my cyber-matrix into Disney right at this moment to acquire their secret vaccine formula!

And then...

I'm gonna vaccinate the moon, you idiot!

Same energy

 

[Louse]

Same energy

"no NO, rouge rouge i Dont need aa"

"wai what the tfuck is an intervention"

 

[Luke94]

But hey it's just theory a conspiracy theory thanks for listening. I heard Walter Disney was putted into cryosleep until his cancer will be cured. Somewhere his body remain alive somewhere at Disneyland.

 

[UltraSUPRA]

Yes, that's a HUGE if tho, it would be fucking awful for publicity to do that

What would you do about it, not take it? And die?