Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now gravity makes tons of hearts fall from the sky~

I wish I didn't spend that many hearts on weapons...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you spend them on whips

I wish castlevania 2 was less tedious...

 

[Luigi2012SM64DS]

granted but it lagged horribly
i wish i had a new hard drive.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it's stuck to a powerful magnet

I wish the world was taken over by giant water balloons...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the sewing needles revolt.

I wish for a giant water balloon to toss~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it's filled with lemon juice

I wish lemon juice was volatile...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but my water balloons! D:

I wish they could contain the awesomeness of combustible lemon juice ._.;

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the juice now burns through the balloon...

I wish for tear gas

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but there's no way to deploy it.

I wish for some napalm

 

[Luigi2012SM64DS]

granted. but it exploded as it was shipping.
i wish i had a new laptop.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the battery sets the laptop alight

I wish more laptops would catch on fire :/

 

[koimayeul]

Granted your laptop catches fire and burn down your house, your cat, your prinny and all the food in the fridge.

I wish for more obscure titles, like the ones on my wishlist for instance, shows to steam summer deals before it ends.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they only appear when you have no money

I wish I could buy more stuff on steam :/

 

[_kbnft]

Granted, but they're all crappy games.

I wish to play all the games I bought on Steam.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but only after you get a PC that can run all of them

I wish to know what to spend my remaining steam wallet balance on...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now that you know what to spend it on, you decide to buy other stuff

I wish VVVVVV was on the pal eshop... so I could buy it there instead of on steam :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but if you're like me, you'll die 1000+ times before you beat it.

I wish the trinkets weren't so freaking hard to collect... >_

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they now pose no challenge and are simply tedious to get...

I wish I didn't find it so enjoyable to see my character die :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you find his very existence offensive, leading you to flush out your eyes with napalm

I wish I could flip gravity mid-air ._.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you cant control the direction

I wish for a pinata