Corrupt a wish!

[Daemauroa]

Granted, but when you hit you break in 2 pieces.

I wish for games to be cheaper

 

[Luigi2012SM64DS]

Granted. but the company was sold before you could buy a game..
i wish i had new SSD that was indistructible.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but it's not compatible with anything you own or have...

I wish to know the DNA difference between a chicken and a turkey...

 

[Luigi2012SM64DS]

granted, but you didn't have a turkey to test.
i wish i had nuclear gun to destroy the next person who grants my wish. and he he didin't have something to protect him and he couldn't not grant this wish.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's a non-working 1:18 scale replica of the one I was about to give you.

I wish I can punch people in the face via SMS, email, PM, or phone call...

 

[Chikaku-chan]

Granted, but you end up punching Chuck Norris.
I wish I could be more of an Anarchist than I already am.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now every single body of government in existence is after you.

I wish for the cows to stop hurling the paper-printing lemons over the moon...

 

[Chikaku-chan]

Granted, but.... umm, gravity or something messes up the... trajectory? yeah that. and it blows up Venus somehow.
I wish to be able to umm, think? yeah that.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you end up thinking about using the muffins to love the world with fire~

I wish my test subjects weren't so flammable... >_

 

[Chikaku-chan]

Granted, your test subjects are now fire resistant and on top of that is immune to everything including pain.
I wish for my learners license to both kill and to drive an automatic car.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now there is a curse apon you that only allows you to start cars that are manual...

I wish I had more control over little things in cars... without having to make some dedicated modifications...

 

[Chikaku-chan]

Granted, your car blows up
I wish for a wish

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it doesn't get granted...

I wish for a fish in hydrochloric acid

 

[Chikaku-chan]

Granted, the fish turns into an elephant.
I wish for the ability to turn into any animal I want

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but you cant turn into any form you were previous to changeing.

I wish I could make solid nitrogen...

 

[Chikaku-chan]

Granted, it blows up.
I wish to be the king of mykonos

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you have to fight Zeus

I wish I didn't break a nail when fighting that last god...

 

[Chikaku-chan]

Granted, you break your neck
I wish that I killed Zeus and that nothing went wrong

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now the other gods don't want to throw tea parties anymore.

I wish I wasn't the god of broken necks :/

 

[Chikaku-chan]

Granted, you are now goddess of broken necks
I wish for moneez