Corrupt a wish!

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Umm... not... granted?

I wish to run... really fast... away... from here...

Swag. I caught up to you.

Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag.
Swag.

 

[LunaWofl]

EEPP!!!!

I wish to fly away.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

EEPP!!!!

I wish to fly away.

Swag. Looks like I've caught up to you again.

Mid-Flight Swag, Mid-Flight Swag, Mid-Flight Swag, Mid-Flight Swag, Mid-Flight Swag, Mid-Flight Swag, Mid-Flight Swag, Mid-Flight Swag, Mid-Flight Swag, Mid-Flight Swag.
Swag.

 

[LunaWofl]

Not... safe...

I wish for swag repellent...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it's actually swog repellent.

Swag?

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish for a swog.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, here's a swag.

I wish to leave you and antoligy alone...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted !?

I wish for more swag...

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Granted !?

I wish for more swag...

Swag.
Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag.
We should do this for real sometime - call me

Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag.
I wish that I didn't have so much Swag.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you start to use the patented "swag-away"
*caution, may exponentially increase swag*

I wish for an amplifier.

 

[Sicklyboy]

Granted, but it catches on fire.

I wish for fire.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, It is cold.

I wish for frozen fire.

 

[Sicklyboy]

Granted, it's warm.

I wish for awesomeness.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Thank you for using our "Awesomeness" trial app. Please send $1000 to unlock the full product.


I wish to decide whether to pick up my Spirit Camera pre-order.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it begins to haunt you even when you're asleep.

I wish I knew who my stalker was...

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Granted, but it begins to haunt you even when you're asleep.

I wish I knew who my stalker was...

Swag. It's your tail.

I would like to subdue FrozenIndignation.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you pass out before you can do anything.

I wish for an undetectable process of inducing paralysis.

 

[rondoh70]

granted, but you paralyze yourself.

I wish to go to heaven.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, but it's been contracted out to the lowest bidder.


I wish to move my position along the space-time continuum at will.

 

[rondoh70]

granted, but you lost your way home.

i wish that me and my family live a happy long life.