Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you cannot swim

I wish for a kitty

 

[DinohScene]

Granted.
It will be me ;'D

I wish for my package to arrive unharmed.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it does so in a few years.

I wish to experience the world if time were to stop...

 

[Maav]

Granted, but you got bored too fast.

I wish I had something to do right now.

 

[Mindzpeed]

Granted, but you didnt finised it.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you didnt finised it.

 

[Maav]

Granted, but you didnt finised it.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you didnt finised it.

 

[Maav]

Granted, but you didnt finised it.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you didnt finised it.

 

[DinohScene]

Not granted because you didn't wished something.

I wish that The Angry monkey show would come on telie.

 

[NES SNES V.B. N64 G.C. Wii WiiU]

Not granted because you didn't wished something.

I wish that The Angry monkey show would come on telie.

Granted, but it's full of ads.

I wish for a PSVita...

 

[DinohScene]

Granted.
It won't ever work and any PSVita you'll get after it explodes and Sony goes bankrupt ;D

I wish for not having to get up early tomorrow.

 

[NES SNES V.B. N64 G.C. Wii WiiU]

Granted.
It won't ever work and any PSVita you'll get after it explodes and Sony goes bankrupt ;D

I wish for not having to get up early tomorrow.

Granted, but when you try to get up you can't.

I wish my 3DS 'hack' actually worked

 

[Maav]

Granted, but you messed up and bricked your 3DS.

I wish I had a unpoisoned, very tasty cookie. :3

 

[NES SNES V.B. N64 G.C. Wii WiiU]

Granted, but it crumbles to pieces the instant you touch it.

I wish for a new phone

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, but your service provider charges you $500/mo for the basic plan.

I wish for a working copy of SM3DL that won't brick my 3ds.

 

[gorolink]

Granted, but instead a copy of Pilotwings do.

I wish that 6th generation Pokemons have not absurd designs.

 

[Kwama57]

Granted, but they come out in the form of comic books.

I wish i would pee from my window with no fear of falling.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the window is 1 by 1 cm2.

I wish to piss rainbow napalm.