Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but seeing nothig scars you for life

I wish for chicken scootaloo

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, but you really do just get chicken

I wish I was asleep.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but this entire world is your dream

I wish to protect my dream

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now you are always asleep.

I wish for a muffin launcher.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you get a pinkie pie launcher instead

Spoiler

I wish for my very own pinkie pie launcher for half the recommended retail cost.

 

[pistone]

granted but its made in china
i wish for a "biker mice" bike

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its a cheap replica

I wish for a long haired replica

 

[darknessblade]

granded but a hair dresser cutted the hair of it

i wich the next 10 wishes after this whis arent gtanted

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, but the next 10 wishes are actually granted because your spelling and grammar are so messed up that the wish granter couldn't understand your wish.

I wish to watch a funny video.

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Granted, but the video redirects you to a Lemon Party.

I wish I had some good speakers.

 

[KazoWAR]

granted, but they where stolen, and you went to jail.

I wished I magically had a copy of Auqa Sapphire.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you "magically" download it.

I wish for something explosive.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, but, unfortunately, it comes our your, erm, rear end.

I wish this weekend was overrrrrrr. Five day weekends are not near as great as they sound.

 

[Sheimi]

Granted, but it doesn't print paper.

I wish I had Cake.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get a lie

I wish for a lie

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, you get cake.

I wish I understood Sheimi's post.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it doesn't print paper.

I wish to print paper :/

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Granted, but it explodes into flames.
I wish that I could get a new webcam and mount that works with my monitor.

 

[DeadLocked]

Granted, but it is actually an evil robot called GLaDOS that watches you and tries to kill you multiple times.
I wish I had a new bicycle.

 

[person66]

Granted, but its way too small for you

I wish it was snowing