Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it is so epic that you go deaf before the song finishes

I wish Mozart.

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Granted, but it plays at the same time as a video that has babies crying.
I wish I had a 100$ legit dollars.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish Beethoven.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, you get an annoying movie about a dog.

I wish I didn't have to do all this work that was given to me since I was out of school for two days.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you do not pass...

I wish to time travel again with the doctor >_>;

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Granted, but you are ripped to shreds by a bear when you reach the past.
I wish to be able to run at the speed of light, and anything below it too, be able to control it, have the government ignore that power, and to be immune to any negative effects from it.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, however, everytime you approach the speed of light, everyone you know and love start to age at a thousand fold the normal speed.

I wish for a indignation symbol

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Granted, but it's your face.
I wish for a keyblade, like Sora's, so it can change forms.

 

[LunaWofl]

granted, but it is 1/64th the size of sora's keyblade

I wish for something different

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Granted but it's your entire life.
I wish for nothing.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you do not get your wish granted.

I wish for someone to make less sense.

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Granted, but it's me.
I wish for pie.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it is pinkie pie... and she is now in my sig...

I wish for cupcakes

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Granted, but it's made out of your loved ones.
I wish for a wish.

 

[Skelletonike]

Granted, but you'd already wished for it.

I wish for a Pokemon x Digimon crossover game. xP

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Granted, but it's like the game in Nanashi no Game.
I wish for eternity.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, you die and go to eternity.

I wish to die.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you die while sitting on the toilet.

I wish to die a slow, painful death.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, you also die on the toilet.

I wish... screw it. I don't wish for anything.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I give you something.

I wish I knew what that "something" was.