Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its completely in Japanese, and cannot be played on your console.

I wish for jar of dirt

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, but there's a pony in it.
I wish I had Duke Nukem Forever

 

[Paarish]

granted but it's the biggest disappointment you have ever encounted.... EVER!

I wish for kaljsfkjljalj

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you get kaljsfkjjjalj instead

I wish the 3ds update to be out already >_< its past midnight where i am

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. Not only does it brick your 3DS, but also your Wii, your DS Lite, and even your old NES.
So long and thanks for all the fish cash.

I wish E3 was fuckin' over already.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, E3 is nuked and everyone around the area dies .

Wish is eh pretty cool guy, eh gets corrupted and doesn't afraid of nothing

 

[Paarish]

granted, however I have no idea what you said so you get chocolate pudding.

I wish Barbatos would leave me alone so i can use my apple gummi in peace. >.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you have to use either gale dog when using repede, or use an hour glass.


I wish

 

[Paarish]

can't grant... no wish

I wish I knew why Tales of Rebirth has such a kick-ass battle theme

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but Tales of Rebirth is wiped from all existance.
(which theme in particular... scratch that, they're all kick-ass)

I wish for KUREEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA and PEACHI PAI!!!

 

[Paarish]

granted but your ears begin to bleed (btw I was referring to battle organization)

I wish Widdershin didn't look like a "Tales of" version of Sephiroth

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the game sells a million copies, and dispite this, namco still refuses to localize the other radiant mythologies.

I wish I knew how to get past that annoying puzzle in Radiant mythology 3

 

[Paarish]

granted but everyone laughs at you for not reading the sign

I wish I could brofist with a unicorn

 

[LunaWofl]

i wish i could bro fist with a unicorn

Granted, but you see a rainbow form above you.

I wish more people would spam ponies.

 

[Gundam Eclipse]

Your wish is granted but it escalates into a situation where the world is nothing but a pony kingdom.
Ponies as characters in games, in movies, PONIES THAT SOMEHOW SING, etc. etc.

I wish i could play the rest of the Persona series since i just finished P3P.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but persona and persona 2's battle mechanics stop you from playing them.

I wish for persona 4 portable

 

[Paarish]

granted but its for the GBC

I wish i wasn't in spam mode

 

[DarkShinigami]

granted from this day you can only post serious posts

i wish i could meet GLaDOS

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but she kills you with neurotoxin

I wish for a GLaDOS pony

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, she also comes with the annoying personality cores that never seem to shut up.

I wish that this wish was not granted, and, therefore, will be impossible to grant.