Corrupt a wish!

[ars25]

granted but it's shit

I wish i had a new bed

granted but one of the springs gets busted and now you have back pains

i wish i was supreme ruler of the temp

 

[Lucifer666]

Tried to grant it, but my wand broke.

I wish someone could tie my shoelaces for me. Too lazy.

 

[Paarish]

Granted but I tie them together.


I wish for everything

 

[Lucifer666]

Granted but I tie them together.


I wish for everything

There you go, but I don't think that's what you meant.

I wish I ruled the EOF.

 

[Paarish]

granted but you become a troll

i wish for prosperity for me

 

[Lucifer666]

granted but you become a troll

i wish for prosperity for me

Granted, but you woke up and realized it was no more than a dream.

I wish I had a pony. With all four legs and a head, just to make sure you don't remove those when you grant it.

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, but it's a bit messed up

I wish for more money

 

[Miss Panda]

Granted, but it's a bit messed up

I wish for more money

Granted - You get millions of dollars. But the next day the Communist Party takes over the USA, impounds all wealth and sends you to Siberia penniless.

I wish chocolate was free on Fridays.

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, but it's old and doesn't taste good.

I wish people could see the world like I do

 

[Paarish]

granted, but since I don't know how you see the world, everyone turns into Gay Little Catboys.

I wish Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft joined forces to create the PS360u

 

[cwstjdenobs]

Wish granted, you get a modern 3DO. And NFS is still the best game on it.

I wish someone would make a modern equivalent of the old computers like the C64 or BBC.

 

[Sausage Head]

we welcome you to the british broadcasting company's new game system: CAPITALISM++
only 5000 pounds

i wish nothing

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Everything.

I wish banana.

 

[shadowmanwkp]

Granted, but you step on it and slip

I wish that Bieber is dead

 

[Paarish]

granted, Bieber dies but Black makes a Remeberance Concert and she's becomes 3x annoying then him

I wish I had the Ring of Sauron

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. You receive a 1:1 replica of the real thing.

I wish for the person below me to make a wish.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

There's only one way to corrupt that wish.




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[The Catboy]

Granted, but now you most sleep with The Catboy

I wish I had no more wishes

 

[Lucifer666]

Granted this wish, and the million wishes you'll wish for in the future.

Btw guys Harry defeats Voldemort.

I wish I can stop spoiling things.

 

[Sop]

Granted but then you develop Chronic Masturbation Syndrome (CMS)
I wish I could poop my pants and then eat it.