Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish for peach pie

 

[Paarish]

granted but it's made from viruses instead of peaches, cos Aunt Popura is in her "Death to Humas" mode.

I wish my cousin wouldn't annoy me so much

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but he dies.

I wish I could get the patent office to register my portal gun >_

 

[NostalgicMillennial]

Granted, but he dies.

I wish I could get the patent office to register my portal gun >_

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. You meet a clone of you.

I wish a dish of fish was dished out by a wishing fisher...

 

[nryn99]

granted, but i got confused so what you get might not be what you wanted.

i wish a have more money...

 

[ars25]

granted but 1000 pennies

i wish i had a physical copy of kingdom hearts 358/2 days

 

[Mondegreen]

Granted but you no longer have a physical copy of your DS. Sorry.

I wish the 3DS browser at least supported HTML5.

 

[Paarish]

granted but everyone's 3DS undergoes spontaneous combustion

I wish it wasn't windy outside

 

[nryn99]

granted, but there's no more outside

i wish to see my back

 

[Paarish]

granted but what you see can not be unseen...

I wish I had battle for middle earth back

 

[Sausage Head]

granted but its in the middle of the earth

i wish all noobs and trolls to be banned

 

[Paarish]

granted, bye sausagehead

i wish it wasn't raining outside

 

[Sausage Head]

granted. its not raining outside my house

i wish for this wish not to be corrupted

 

[ars25]

granted but a new corrupting software comes out making every wish corrupted

i wish i knew how much gbp sell for

 

[trumpet-205]

Granted, but the market crashed just before you were able to sell it.

I wish for a silence and peaceful life.

 

[shadowmanwkp]

Granted, but the market crashed just before you were able to sell it.

I wish for a silence and peaceful life.

Granted, but you are being stalked by assassins who will kill you swiftly at one point in your life

I wish this thread would never stop

 

[Paarish]

granted but everyone's wish is corrupted

I wish I could be bothered to get the remote so I change the channel.

 

[Lucifer666]

Granted, but the batteries are dead.

I wish I had a WiiU.

 

[Paarish]

granted but it's shit

I wish i had a new bed