Corrupt a wish!

[Deleted member 473940]

Granted, but you quickly grew and became a horse!

I wish I didnt have to make another wish.

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, you don't.
All of your wishes grant themselves without your consent, even the dirty embarrassing ones.
ESPECIALLY the dirty embarrassing ones.

I wish I could speak with a thick southern accent.

 

[Deleted member 473940]

Granted, you won a lottery to live in Tennessee for 2 months, but then threw it away. No chance of getting the accent.

I wish I had dirty wishes.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, all your wishes now revolve around dirty laundry

I wish for more pony threads

 

[Quietlyawesome94]

Granted, all your wishes now revolve around dirty laundry

I wish for more pony threads

Granted. But BUNCHIE comes along and tramples all of the pony threads.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW6jp3E3pAk&feature=related[/youtube]


I wish that MIT had classes in professional trolling.

 

[bdacanay]

Granted, but you need to take the prerequisite 'Dick Sucking 211' first.

I wish I wasn't pooping blood.

 

[Quietlyawesome94]

Granted, but you need to take the prerequisite 'Dick Sucking 211' first.

I wish I wasn't pooping blood.

Granted. But than you realize that you ate flaming hot chitos earlier so you were not even pooping blood in the first place!

I wish that you would stop trolling.

 

[bdacanay]

Granted, I don't even know what a troll is. Unless you mean a bridge troll.

I wish that my father would stop beating me when he drinks...

 

[Quietlyawesome94]

Granted, I don't even know what a troll is. Unless you mean a bridge troll.

I wish that my father would stop beating me when he drinks...

Granted. But than your brother starts to get curious...

I wish that I had a better phone.

 

[bdacanay]

Granted, but it's a new Zune phone.

I wish that I could learn to love.

 

[Quietlyawesome94]

Granted, but it's a new Zune phone.

I wish that I could learn to love.

Granted. But you learn to love men.

I wish that my dog could play video games.

 

[bdacanay]

Granted, but your dog died of seizures.

I wish that I could wear my mom's bra without her getting upset.

 

[Quietlyawesome94]

Granted, but your dog died of seizures.

I wish that wear my mom's bra without her getting upset.

Granted. But than your dad gets hard cause of you. (and gos back to his abusing ways)

I wish that I could find a cool avatar.

 

[bdacanay]

Granted, It's one of Cool Hand Luke.

I wish that Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber would form a super group.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they become a super heroes and fight crime with their terrible singing

I wish more people would see this.

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, I saw it and now I hate it.

I wish more Lucarios where here right now

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they're all a figment of your imagination.

I wish for 3.1415926536

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, but it never ends

Now I wish for more minutes on my cellphone

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but your phone gets stolen. Forever!!!

I wish that all i had to do was take a cup of flower, add it to the mix.

 

[ars25]

granted but the mix was the wrong mix

i wish i had kingdom hearts II final mix