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I wish for cupcakes
 

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Granted. We've installed the moron module into your brain. And endless stream of ideas is coming your way. Every single one is bad.

I wish it wasn't so hot in my room. THIS IS SCOTLAND! ITS 26 DEGREES IN HERE!!! WTF?!?!
 

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Granted, the temperature in your room drops to freezing, and it starts snowing outside. You get snowed in, and you lose power.
After months of starving, your family members decide to turn on one another.
They eat you first.
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I wish I were a great singer.
 

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Granted. The person that took it mails it back to you in pieces, over the course of the next two years.
You have to pay the postage.

I wish I could fly.
 

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30084pm said:
granted however you run out of redbull

I wish I knew what the big deal is with ponies

Granted, you are now addicted to My Little Pony, and one of the most outwardly expressive bronies alive. (Oh... wait, I'm supposed to corrupt your wish, right?)
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I wish I /were/ a pony.
 
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