Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but no one uses the site anymore

I wish for banana phone

 

[tagzard]

Granted but it doesnt work

i wish for mario

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, Luigi comes instead.

I wish for cake. ಠ_ಠ

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish for cupcakes

 

[ars25]

granted but you literally have cupped cakes

i wish for gameshark

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it eats all your games

I wish for pudding

 

[1234turtles]

granted but it was poisoned

i wish kid icarus uprising had a release date

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its XX/XX/201X

I wish I could nuke this entire world

 

[nryn99]

granted, but then the wish expired, sorry

i wish to have my own harem.

 

[Paarish]

granted but:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harem

I wish I could beat Chuck Norris

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, but he comes back to life to kick your ass

I wish I had more ideas

 

[Jamstruth]

Granted. We've installed the moron module into your brain. And endless stream of ideas is coming your way. Every single one is bad.

I wish it wasn't so hot in my room. THIS IS SCOTLAND! ITS 26 DEGREES IN HERE!!! WTF?!?!

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, the temperature in your room drops to freezing, and it starts snowing outside. You get snowed in, and you lose power.
After months of starving, your family members decide to turn on one another.
They eat you first.

I wish I were a great singer.

 

[Deleted member 473940]

Granted, but then you decided to do a duet with Rebecca Black and that was it for you..

I wish I can play in the Cricket league.

 

[Paarish]

granted but you suck ass

I wish for more wishes

 

[Deleted member 473940]

granted, you had your turn so its my turn to wish now.

i wish i could claim back my iphone 3gs that i lost last year.

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted. The person that took it mails it back to you in pieces, over the course of the next two years.
You have to pay the postage.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Paarish]

granted however you run out of redbull

I wish I knew what the big deal is with ponies

 

[Deleted member 473940]

granted, but you crashed with a plane!

i wish i didnt wish anything.

 

[ShakeBunny]

granted however you run out of redbull

I wish I knew what the big deal is with ponies

Granted, you are now addicted to My Little Pony, and one of the most outwardly expressive bronies alive. (Oh... wait, I'm supposed to corrupt your wish, right?)

I wish I /were/ a pony.