Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now nothing happens.

I wish to kick a random person in the shins

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you kick a corpse in the shins

I wish I didn't surrender 1st move i get in chess...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you surrender before the match even starts

I wish I sucked at chess...oh wait.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you become the first person I don't surrender to...

I wish I didn't lose on the 7th turn of said game D:

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now you lose on the 8th.

I wish my cousin would stop shouting "KING ME" in chess...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, your cousin now replaces the "ng" with "ss"

I wish people would stop jumping to the conclusion that I'm psychic irl :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now they jump to the conclusion that you're insane irl

I wish people would stop thinking that I'm demented irl... I think I'm perfectly normal :/

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, now everyone else is demented irl

I wish my voice could do more than make people wanna kill themselves

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now it blows out their eardrums.

I wish I could speak more loudly irl...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but rainbow dash tells you to be louder

I wish my party cannon could get past airport security

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but TSA doesn't exist anymore

I wish I had a megaphone to scream "TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!" in...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you lose the power to send stuff to the moon

I wish for bananas...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you hate them.

I wish to protect the MMM

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you fall asleep on the job

I wish to take a picture of tia eating cake~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I stuff myself with it.

I wish I had a cake fetish

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the internet has evidence that you already do

We wish to speak in ye olde englishe

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, you are now a geek

i wish to stop geting banned on http://gbatemp.net/topic/85252-the-you-are-banned-game/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now the whole thread is pointless.

I wish people would use more archaic terms...

 

[nukeboy95]

404 wish not found



i wish that people wud quote me more

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the quote is blank

I wish I would be mentioned less