Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted,

I wish for sandpaper

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, but the sand melted soo u got GLASSPAPER


i wish for a cup of pure water that is on fire being held be a a sold gold moon thas is inside a box made out of never-meting ice next to a pile of 1 million gallons of air that is frozen in a bath of trolled forms

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I took a piss in the cup, hope you don't mind

I wish for some limes.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they are implosive

I wish to mix lemons and limes

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, they cancel each other out

I wish to mix lemons and limes with liquid nitrogen...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you smash them with a giant hammer

I wish for the ancient art of banning to be passed down to generations~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it shall be passed on along with the art of ing

I wish for the ancient art of creating a shit thread

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you still won't make any topics

I wish to reverse engineer a shit thread

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they're still shit threads.

I wish the EoF was populated by shit threads

 

[LunaWofl]

Not granted... it already is :/

I wish for a population made out of chocolate

 

[nukeboy95]

granted, but the temp was 115F soo they melted

i wish for a wish inside of a wish inside of a wish inside of a wish inside of a unicorn inside of a wish inside of a gbatemp form inside a mod

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the mod is p1ngpong

I wish more people would hate me

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but that includes me

I wish for angreh faisez

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but everything is now filled with :ANGREHFAISEZ:!!!

I wish to make a rainbow out of blood...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, instead of a gold pot, pinkie is now at the end of the rainbow

I wish for a chainsaw

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are now tasked with killing thousands of zombies while wearing a skimpy outfit

I wish to control gravity~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but your perception of reality is also twisted.

I wish for a pineapple

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... its where your hemorrhoids would be if you had them...

I wish hemorrhoids under the sea

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but spongebob lives in one.

I wish to ask a fire hydrant if he's squidward

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted but, MY LEG!!! my leg...

I wish human transmutation wasn't so prone to failure...