Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now they pick on your hamsters D:

I wish for gravity rush's DLC to come out faster D:

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's buggy as hell due to it being rushed.

I wish I could punch someone in the face to earn enough exp to level up

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but each time you do, a slow crawling, unskippable, immobilizing, text box pops up to tell you that you have exhibited an example of newton's 3rd law

I wish I could teach physics to people via violence...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I can't imagine you being violent

I wish to know how violent you can be

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but involves me putting stuff on my cat D:

I wish I knew how to make sense of that...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, now you drop stuff onto your cat D:

I wish to know what will happen if I put my psp on top of my hamster

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... It stuggles for a bit, then gets free and runs off...

I wish my cat and dog would get along better...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they now go after my hamsters D:

I wish my hamsters didn't have so many babies...but they're so damn cute...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they now have 1 less

I wish to call them all Luna

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they all get sent to the moon by the one hamster named Celestia.

I wish to make the moon a hamster cage~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you now require a portal gun...

I wish to see how big a hamster can get

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but even as adults, mine are no larger than the size of my clenched fist. Also, did I mention I have somewhat small hands?

I wish for my hamsters to stop "fighting" at night when I'm sleeping...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now they fight whenever you're on the phone

I wish my dog would stop barking at 2:43 am every wednesday and saturday...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it barks every other minute.

I wish to annoy a cat

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you put stuff on my cat

I wish I could have some short life cycle pets to experiment on~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, now you begin to use lab mice that reproduce rather quickly...

I wish to watch my hamster nom on a carrot~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but you record it and send me a video of it

I wish to catch another mouse...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it escapes.

I wish I had a carrot...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but it's rotten...

I wish for... umm... apples, yeah that's right, APPLES!!!

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, but it not free that will be $97

i wish for umm umm CRAP oh wait i know no i wish to know what i was gonna wish for