Corrupt a wish!

[nukeboy95]

Granted, you are now A loser


i wish for a nice EoF

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but no one posts in it.

I wish to thank the humans for the fish

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, but ooook?



i wish TO KILL ALL FISH

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, the dolphins kill you

I wish for a long dark teatime of the soul

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the tea got cold.

I wish I could launch computer monitors at people by pointing at them and shouting "HAAAAAAAAAAX!"

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, but your a ginger soo you have no soul
edit:@Hydreigon CURSE YOUR FASTER INTERNET

i wish for moar air

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but all the monitors in the world are now superglued, and nailed, to 50ton anvils

I wish for a mlp mod

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but chainsaws galore

I wish for an ACTUAL chainsaw (and no, I am not going to wear some skimpy outfit!)

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted but it was a broken

i wish i dint have juvenile arthritis

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted...

I wish for a giant stick

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, but i drop it in a bath of acid

i wish for a bath in acid

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but um...would you mind?

I wish to carry a sick, repulsive, electric twanger

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, but i lost the stick one my way over

i wish i owned gbatemp.net

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you'd also have to guide it...effectively...

I wish we were all fake admins again

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the admins disapear

I wish for a sword made out of blood

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, but WHAT KIND OF MMO DO YOU THINK THIS IS

i wish for the worlds most tasty

Spoiler

chicken corn-dog

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it still makes you uncontrollably hurl

I wish for spider senses

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they never tingle.

I wish my hamster had a longer lifespan... D:

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, it now has 0.00001 moar seconds in it lifespan



i wish to have a red gbatemp name

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but your name gets changed to PrincessPink

I wish to stop time... and play with physics in a timeless world...