Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are now considered a hero.

I wish I could throw bottles

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now you have to go to one of bieber's live performances to throw the bottles you have at him.

I wish for some glass bottles.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they are encased in bubble wrap

I wish to pop some bubble wrap

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I now have the bottles I wished for.

my preciouses

I wish to throw them all now.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you throw them at bieber

I wish for the termite king to demand something

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, nothing is demanded.

I wish for...
;O;

 

[person66]

Granted, but you get (;,,,;) instead

I wish for Zoidberg

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get Zapp Brannigan

I wish for Scruffy

 

[Hop2089]

Granted but Scruffy kills you and gnaws on your bones.

I wish VNs that didn't need H-scenes (most of Key's VNs especially) never had them in the first place.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it takes three days for your wish to be granted.

I wish the EoF wasn't so empty...

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, i join the crew!

I wish for a cheap but great HD TV set

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish for bad apple

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, it is made of wood

I wish for a sexy, single female neighbor

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but she avoids you.

I wish for a time hollow

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but your ds touch screen is not responding anymore

I wish for a happy banana dancing

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it becomes peanut butter jelly time

I wish for a filly

 

[pistone]

granted but it will be just a pic
i wish for a star

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it burns you

I wish for a flamethrower

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but it has no gasoline

I wish for a pain in the ass

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you are now stuck with it forever

I wish for ragnarok