Chris Benoit Alternative Theme Song

[dAVID_]

 

[drenal]

Stop, you'll attract dragonballvintage!

 

[rileysrjay]

Oh God, the infection is spreading to other tempers. Quick, get a quarantine unit or something to contain these people from spreading more Chris Benoit stuff!

 

[drenal]

Oh God, the infection is spreading to other tempers. Quick, get a quarantine unit or something to contain these people from spreading more Chris Benoit stuff!

quick, take a hazmat suit

 

[rileysrjay]

quick, take a hazmat suit

You're gonna need more than a hazmat suit. Here, take this:

 

[drenal]

You're gonna need more than a hazmat suit. Here, take this:

We might need more

 

[dAVID_]

Oh God, the infection is spreading to other tempers. Quick, get a quarantine unit or something to contain these people from spreading more Chris Benoit stuff!

Nah this post is just a joke lol

 

[rileysrjay]

We might need more

Probably. Any ideas? Maybe an even better mech or something?

 

[drenal]

Nah this post is just a joke lol

One of the symptoms of the infection is denial

Probably. Any ideas? Maybe an even better mech or something?

...nope

 

[DRAGONBALLVINTAGE]

Did somebody say CHRIS BENOIT

 

[rileysrjay]

One of the symptoms of the infection is denial

...nope

Well, there's always the temp bunker if things get too out of hand.

 

[DRAGONBALLVINTAGE]

Chris Benoit
For the song by Insane Clown Posse, see Chris Benoit (song).
Christopher Michael Benoit (French pronunciation: [bəˈnwa]; May 21, 1967 – June 24, 2007)[1] was a Canadian professional wrestler. During his 22-year career, Benoit worked for numerous promotions including the World Wrestling Federation/World Wrestling Entertainment (WWF/WWE), World Championship Wrestling (WCW), Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW), and New Japan Pro-Wrestling (NJPW). Industry historian Dave Meltzer considered him "one of the top 10, maybe even the top 5, all-time greats".[6]

Chris Benoit

Benoit at an overseas house show in Thailand, 2007
Born Christopher Michael Benoit
May 21, 1967
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Died June 24, 2007 (aged 40)
Fayetteville, Georgia, U.S.
Spouse(s) Martina Benoit (m. 1980;div. 1997)
Nancy Benoit (m. 2000; their deaths 2007)
Children 3
Professional wrestling career
Ring name(s) Chris Benoit[1]
The Pegasus Kid[1]
Wild Pegasus[1]
Billed height 5 ft 11 in (1.80 m)[1]
Billed weight 220 lb (100 kg)[1]
Billed from Atlanta, Georgia
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Trained by Bruce Hart[2][3][4]
Frank Cullen[1]
New Japan Pro-Wrestling[5]
Debut November 22, 1985[1]
Benoit held 22 championships between WWF/WWE, WCW, NJPW, and ECW. He was a two-time world champion, having been a one-time WCW World Heavyweight Champion, and a one-time World Heavyweight Champion in WWE;[7][8] he was booked to win a third world championship at a WWE event on the night of his death.[9] Benoit was the twelfth WWE Triple Crown Champion and sixth WCW Triple Crown Champion, and the second of five men in history to achieve both the WWE and WCW Triple Crown Championships. He was also the 2004 Royal Rumble winner, joining Shawn Michaels as the only two men to win a Royal Rumble as the number one entrant.[10] Benoit headlined multiple pay-per-views for WWE, including a victory in the World Heavyweight Championship main event match of WrestleMania XX in 2004.[11]

Benoit murdered his wife and son on June 22, 2007, and hanged himself two days later.[12][13] Research suggests depression and brain damage from numerous concussionsare likely contributing factors leading to the crime.[14][15][16]

 

[drenal]

Chris Benoit
For the song by Insane Clown Posse, see Chris Benoit (song).
Christopher Michael Benoit (French pronunciation: [bəˈnwa]; May 21, 1967 – June 24, 2007)[1] was a Canadian professional wrestler. During his 22-year career, Benoit worked for numerous promotions including the World Wrestling Federation/World Wrestling Entertainment (WWF/WWE), World Championship Wrestling (WCW), Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW), and New Japan Pro-Wrestling (NJPW). Industry historian Dave Meltzer considered him "one of the top 10, maybe even the top 5, all-time greats".[6]

Chris Benoit

Benoit at an overseas house show in Thailand, 2007
Born Christopher Michael Benoit
May 21, 1967
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Died June 24, 2007 (aged 40)
Fayetteville, Georgia, U.S.
Spouse(s) Martina Benoit (m. 1980;div. 1997)
Nancy Benoit (m. 2000; their deaths 2007)
Children 3
Professional wrestling career
Ring name(s) Chris Benoit[1]
The Pegasus Kid[1]
Wild Pegasus[1]
Billed height 5 ft 11 in (1.80 m)[1]
Billed weight 220 lb (100 kg)[1]
Billed from Atlanta, Georgia
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Trained by Bruce Hart[2][3][4]
Frank Cullen[1]
New Japan Pro-Wrestling[5]
Debut November 22, 1985[1]
Benoit held 22 championships between WWF/WWE, WCW, NJPW, and ECW. He was a two-time world champion, having been a one-time WCW World Heavyweight Champion, and a one-time World Heavyweight Champion in WWE;[7][8] he was booked to win a third world championship at a WWE event on the night of his death.[9] Benoit was the twelfth WWE Triple Crown Champion and sixth WCW Triple Crown Champion, and the second of five men in history to achieve both the WWE and WCW Triple Crown Championships. He was also the 2004 Royal Rumble winner, joining Shawn Michaels as the only two men to win a Royal Rumble as the number one entrant.[10] Benoit headlined multiple pay-per-views for WWE, including a victory in the World Heavyweight Championship main event match of WrestleMania XX in 2004.[11]

Benoit murdered his wife and son on June 22, 2007, and hanged himself two days later.[12][13] Research suggests depression and brain damage from numerous concussionsare likely contributing factors leading to the crime.[14][15][16]

Oh shit, hide!

 

[DRAGONBALLVINTAGE]

Oh shit, hide!

I was minding my own B E E Z I D . C O M untill I seen this thread Im like My lawd somebody other than me post about Chris Benoit.


One day the mods will post about him

 

[rileysrjay]

Oh shit, hide!

So this is how the world ends, a Chris Benoit Apocalypse. Never would've guessed that...