You awake, clutching at your head in pain. Though your surroundings are blurry at first, they quickly come into focus. You realize you've been teleported into the most dangerous land imaginable: Siberia. But fear not! For you see, there are 11 items set out before you (and a question mark, but ignore that, it's not an open question). Instinctually, somehow, you understand what each item does. You are also aware that you may choose only two; the rest will be tossed onto the street, never to be recovered again. Choose wisely. So, what will it be, GBAtemp?