Best way to make out a couch

[sombrerosonic]

Guys and gals I need to find a way to make out with my couch. So please..... Help me.....

 

[SylverReZ]

Guys and gals I need to find a way to make out with my couch. So please..... Help me.....

I misread the title as 'make out with your crotch'. I think I know where this is going.

 

[sombrerosonic]

I misread the title as 'make out with your crotch'. I think I know where this is going.

Gonna turn my couch into WiiMii over here ... I miss his love

 

[SylverReZ]

Gonna turn my crotch into WiiMii over here ... I miss his love

Kiss WIiMiiSwitch's crotch and tell him that you're his lover.

 

[sombrerosonic]

Kiss WIiMiiSwitch's crotch and tell him that you're his lover.

If he came back I would

 

[SylverReZ]

 

[sombrerosonic]

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We me and WiiMiiSwitch.

 

[SylverReZ]

We me and WiiMiiSwitch.

Now I just gotta make a Luke94 x sombrerosonic comp and I'll be done.

 

[sombrerosonic]

Of course!

 

[CoolMe]

"Make out with a couch" you say? Just lay on your stomach on it and just stick it between the cushions.

 

[x65943]

Get 20-30 tubs of Vaseline and unload it on you and the couch

Squirm naked all over the slimy goodness

 

[Veho]

 

[sombrerosonic]

"Make out with a couch" you say? Just lay on your stomach on it and just stick it between the cushions.

But I want to hump it..... Like Wario.

 

[CoolMe]

But I want to hump it..... Like Wario.

Uh.. same applies.

 

[SylverReZ]

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Whatchu doing, step couchussy.
-unzips my fliers-

 

[AncientBoi]

"Make out with a couch" you say? Just lay on your stomach on it and just stick it between the cushions.

Telling My Secretes !

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But I want to hump it..... Like Wario.

Been there, Done that

Spoiler

 

[CoolMe]

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I wouldn't wanna sit anywhere near that thing then.

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Tho couch cushions be thicc sometimes so i understand the temptation

 

[AncientBoi]

I wouldn't wanna sit anywhere near that thing then.

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Tho couch cushions be thicc sometimes so i understand the temptation

That's nothing. You should see my bed

 

[Veho]

 

[CoolMe]

That's nothing. You should see my bed

Now where's dat dreaded emoji
I bet you have head stains on it from way back in '69..