Apple's Surprise is...

[Cablephish]

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Basically an iPod Touch without the Internet or the apps or multitasking.

Or if you wanna get really specific, an iPhone without the phone, internet or apps, or multitasking, and I'm sure oodles of other features the iPhone has and Nano lacks.

EDIT: Just noticed the Apple thread, my bad. Can someone lock this?

 

[ball2012003]

Already posted in this giant thread
http://gbatemp.net/t251659-apple-s-music-e...p;#entry3087699