Apple gets sued for $1M over squeaky-clean doors

smile72

NewsBot
OP
Member
Joined
Sep 23, 2010
Messages
1,910
Trophies
0
Age
30
Location
???
XP
993
Country
An 83-year-old was intimidated enough by Apple's technology to return an iPhone, but it was their newfangled glass doors that floored her, for real. Evelyn Paswall is suing Apple for $1 million after she smashed her face walking into the miraculously smear-and-smudge-free door at its Manhasset, Long Island store. "Apple wants to be cool and modern and have the type of architecture that would appeal to the tech crowd," Paswall's attorney told the New York Post. "But they have to appreciate the danger that this ... poses to some people."​

Source:MSNBC
http://now.msn.com/m...or-lawsuit.aspx

Wow.........
 
  • Like
Reactions: 1 person

Krestent

What to post?
Member
Joined
Mar 31, 2009
Messages
3,953
Trophies
0
Website
Visit site
XP
350
Country
United States
It's definitely not Apple's fault that this woman has the eyes of a bird. Also, I really don't remember that store having a door like that at all? IIRC it's in a mall and just has a doorway, but no door.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 8 people

Nathan Drake

Obligations fulfilled, now I depart.
Member
Joined
Jan 2, 2011
Messages
6,192
Trophies
0
XP
2,707
Country
Considering legal fees, Apple will probably just settle out of court for far less ($1m is pennies to them anyways), if the case doesn't get dismissed.
 

pyromaniac123

ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็(ಠ益ಠส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
Member
Joined
Sep 24, 2011
Messages
2,006
Trophies
2
XP
1,770
Country
Stupid bitch should of looked where she was going.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 10 people

Jugarina

Well-Known Member
Member
Joined
Mar 17, 2011
Messages
353
Trophies
0
Age
45
Location
NY
Website
youngevity.com
XP
141
Country
United States
Did the store get a security camera video of this and/or is there any video of this taking place? I would LOVE to see this happening for a good laugh to cheer me up.
 

yuyuyup

Well-Known Member
Member
Joined
Apr 30, 2006
Messages
3,810
Trophies
2
Location
USA MTN timezone
Website
Visit site
XP
3,291
Country
United States
Stupid bitch should of looked where she was going.
I think she totally has a case seriously
apple5thaveam.jpg



dangerous
photo4.jpg
 

Hells Malice

Are you a bully?
Member
GBAtemp Patron
Joined
Apr 9, 2009
Messages
7,122
Trophies
3
Age
32
XP
9,281
Country
Canada
While she IS old as hell and it actually isn't her fault, it certainly isn't apples fault either.
She proves she's stupid by suing apple though. What a joke. Apple isn't going to care if some frail old lady is suing them, they're gonna crush the fuck out of her.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 1 person

ShadowSoldier

Well-Known Member
Member
Joined
Oct 8, 2009
Messages
9,382
Trophies
0
XP
3,878
Country
Canada
I think she has a case. If people can sue stores for having wet floors, why not this?
Stupid bitch should of looked where she was going.
It's definitely not Apple's fault that this woman has the eyes of a bird. Also, I really don't remember that store having a door like that at all? IIRC it's in a mall and just has a doorway, but no door.

You guys are retarded. Yes, it's not their fault that she didn't see the door. But it is their fault that they don't have signs or anything on their front door other than a stupid apple sticker.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 4 people

pyromaniac123

ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็(ಠ益ಠส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
Member
Joined
Sep 24, 2011
Messages
2,006
Trophies
2
XP
1,770
Country
I think she has a case. If people can sue stores for having wet floors, why not this?
Stupid bitch should of looked where she was going.
It's definitely not Apple's fault that this woman has the eyes of a bird. Also, I really don't remember that store having a door like that at all? IIRC it's in a mall and just has a doorway, but no door.

You guys are retarded. Yes, it's not their fault that she didn't see the door. But it is their fault that they don't have signs or anything on their front door other than a stupid apple sticker.

Yes doors with magical floating apple stickers. I'm sure the door would of had handles unless they were magical floating handles.

edit:
Apple-Store-Manhasset.jpg
 

ShadowSoldier

Well-Known Member
Member
Joined
Oct 8, 2009
Messages
9,382
Trophies
0
XP
3,878
Country
Canada
I think she has a case. If people can sue stores for having wet floors, why not this?
Stupid bitch should of looked where she was going.
It's definitely not Apple's fault that this woman has the eyes of a bird. Also, I really don't remember that store having a door like that at all? IIRC it's in a mall and just has a doorway, but no door.

You guys are retarded. Yes, it's not their fault that she didn't see the door. But it is their fault that they don't have signs or anything on their front door other than a stupid apple sticker.

Yes doors with magical floating apple stickers. I'm sure the door would of had handles unless they were magical floating handles.

Can't. Comprehend. Level of retardness. Brain. Overloading. Too much. stupidity coming from you.
 

pyromaniac123

ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็(ಠ益ಠส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
Member
Joined
Sep 24, 2011
Messages
2,006
Trophies
2
XP
1,770
Country
I think she has a case. If people can sue stores for having wet floors, why not this?
Stupid bitch should of looked where she was going.
It's definitely not Apple's fault that this woman has the eyes of a bird. Also, I really don't remember that store having a door like that at all? IIRC it's in a mall and just has a doorway, but no door.

You guys are retarded. Yes, it's not their fault that she didn't see the door. But it is their fault that they don't have signs or anything on their front door other than a stupid apple sticker.

Yes doors with magical floating apple stickers. I'm sure the door would of had handles unless they were magical floating handles.

Can't. Comprehend. Level of retardness. Brain. Overloading. Too much. stupidity coming from you.

Check the post again.

edit: Full sentences too hard for you to string together?
 

Tom Bombadildo

Dick, With Balls
Member
Joined
Jul 11, 2009
Messages
14,582
Trophies
2
Age
29
Location
I forgot
Website
POCKET.LIKEITS
XP
19,316
Country
United States
Can't. Comprehend. Level of retardness. Brain. Overloading. Too much. stupidity coming from you.
Seriously, it's not that hard to miss glass doors. If the reflection of the background doesn't help, the glare from the windows don't help then the door handles probably would.
 

ShadowSoldier

Well-Known Member
Member
Joined
Oct 8, 2009
Messages
9,382
Trophies
0
XP
3,878
Country
Canada
Can't. Comprehend. Level of retardness. Brain. Overloading. Too much. stupidity coming from you.
Seriously, it's not that hard to miss glass doors. If the reflection of the background doesn't help, the glare from the windows don't help then the door handles probably would.

Maybe you should accept the fact that not everybody has 20/20 vision and are able to miss easy things. Like me, I'm 23 years old, when I go to work, I'll miss counting a cow every now and then. How can I miss a 2000 pound cow that has spots all over itself like it's dalmation? Because it's a simple mistake that the human eyes/brain didn't pick up and register it for you.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 3 people

pyromaniac123

ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็(ಠ益ಠส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
Member
Joined
Sep 24, 2011
Messages
2,006
Trophies
2
XP
1,770
Country
Can't. Comprehend. Level of retardness. Brain. Overloading. Too much. stupidity coming from you.
Seriously, it's not that hard to miss glass doors. If the reflection of the background doesn't help, the glare from the windows don't help then the door handles probably would.

Exactly.
As far as this case goes...

*Puts on sunglasses*

The outcome is clear...

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
People like her are such a pane

-.-
 

Site & Scene News

Popular threads in this forum

General chit-chat
Help Users
    SylverReZ @ SylverReZ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aRVjiaM88Y