Apple announces revolutionary new laptop!

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One wheel, countless possibilities.

And it's revolutionary 'cuz it has a wheel. Which turns. You may even say it revolves.




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I just saw the "presentation"
Guy spent 45 minutes to write a mail to his friend
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(by the way, his mail was full of weird symbols and mistakes).....HOW REVOLUTIONARY!!!



I mean really......WHO?S BUYING THIS STUFF!!!!
 

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p1ngpong said:
I want one now, all you imbeciles can carry on using your pathetic keyboards, this is the future!
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Seriously, I can't imagine this replacing keyboard!

And what does it mean that it's "virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit?!"
 

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Toni Plutonij said:
p1ngpong said:
I want one now, all you imbeciles can carry on using your pathetic keyboards, this is the future!
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Seriously, I can't imagine this replacing keyboard!

And what does it mean that it's "virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit?!"

ITS A JOKE FOOL!!!!!!
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Lol, revolutionary HUMMINGBIRD BATTERY! you get a full 20 MINUTES without charging it, so you only have to charge it TWICE to write ONE email! Only $2.8K for a full 8GB HARD DRIVE!
 

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Meh, I'd buy this thing were it not for one little detail: it lacks dancing LEDs, dude.

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p1ngpong said:
Toni Plutonij said:
p1ngpong said:
I want one now, all you imbeciles can carry on using your pathetic keyboards, this is the future!
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Seriously, I can't imagine this replacing keyboard!

And what does it mean that it's "virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit?!"

ITS A JOKE FOOL!!!!!!
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p1ngy, me gets it...I'm just running the thread
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It's the EOF?!?!




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I'm holding out for a notebook with voice recognition. Looking forward to dictating iffy stuff at the top of my voice in a crowded cafe. "Call Mikey, tell him I've got the shit. Tell him to bring the dope to the place where we buried the hooker. The friar has bitten the clock."

No, wait, I already do that. Voice recognition isn't necessary.
 

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Is this serious?

is Apple serious?

THIS will kill the keyboard?

HAHA!

The guy spent 45 minutes writing an email that was 3 lines long. Phew, I spent 30 seconds on this topic, I'm beat!

That product sucks, I wouldn't go near it with a 10 ft pole -- and with a $2,600 price tag, I'll get myself a top of the line laptop, not this wheel bullshit.

BTW why is this in EOF? It can be an interesting discussion.
 

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This is so revolutionary OMGOMG
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Id rather press one button to type a letter than make a clockwise motion with my hand, then press the mid button to choose correct letter, then use a search through a bunch of pre-made sentences to find the right one only to find out im typing in my language....
 

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hankchill said:
Is this serious?
Nope.

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The guy spent 45 minutes writing an email that was 3 lines long. Phew, I spent 30 seconds on this topic, I'm beat!
And if you'd spent a little more time on it, you would have seen it's a joke topic.

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BTW why is this in EOF? It can be an interesting discussion.
Nah, "Apple VS rest of the world" topics tend to end in flaming and general unpleasantness.
 

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