Anyone here a Mother or Father?

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May 24, 2011

Anyone here a Mother or Father? by Nujui at 1:53 AM (2,176 Views / 0 Likes) 50 replies

  1. Nujui
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    Member Nujui I need something to do.

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    Just wondering if anyone are one of those thing. So, are you a Mother or Father?
     


  2. Pyrmon

    Member Pyrmon Burnin' Monkey Love

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    Not one, but I recall some tempers are parents. Also, there's a typo in the tittle. It's not Farther but father.
     
  3. MarcusRaven

    Member MarcusRaven HBC Theme Maker

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    I'm a father. I've got two kids, and I'm even pulling the stay-at-home dad gig right now. (Not entirely by choice.)
     
  4. nando

    Member nando GBAtemp Addict

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    i haz one sons
     
  5. Narayan

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    marcus, gender and age?

    as for myself, i don't see me having kids. unless i fall in love.
     
  6. Nujui
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    Member Nujui I need something to do.

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    It saids on his profile he's 25 and male.
     
  7. nando

    Member nando GBAtemp Addict

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    time and place?
     
  8. Narayan

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    the kids i mean...

    anyway, if you're looking for a mother and a father, i take back what i said... i just need a female volunteer here. and viola! a mother and a father.
     
  9. Brian117

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    EDIT: FFFUUUUUU title got changed, the joke won't work anymore.

    But no, I am not a father. Too young to be one, and really don't plan on being one either. Kids are annoying.
     
  10. smile72

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    Nope, not a father. But hope to be one someday!
     
  11. BowlOfSpiders

    Member BowlOfSpiders hi

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    I'm not a father but I want to be one some day. =)
     
  12. Moose13

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    2 Boys for me....7 and 9
     
  13. ChaosZero816

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    Not a father and not planning to be one anytime soon.
     
  14. Damian666

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    father here, 1 girl of 5

    Dami
     
  15. DjoeN

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    I'm 41 and a proud Father!

    Identical twin girls (10 years) (8 minute difference in birth, natural way born for both (no operation))
    1 girl (almost 3 year)
    (And no more to come, 3 is a good, no more (otherwise i have to move to a bigger house)

    So yeah, seems like i only can make girls (héhé)

    I started late with kids (enjoying kidless life with the wife for a few years)
    Once you have kids, you have to know that you have to plan everything with your kids in mind
    Some things you have to ditch, some things you have to organize in another way

    If you are commited to your kids (and who's not) you have to change your way of living

    To anyone who are getting twins (don't underestimate it, it's a tough apple to bite throu the first years, but it's worth the effort.
    And having twins as your first kids is way harder then getting twins if you already have a child.

    Twins got milk from a bottle, the youngest girl gets breastfeeded (my wife insisted on that)

    PS: A good tip: Try to convince your wife to breastfeed [​IMG] as a father you can't do that, the advantage, you don't have to get up in the night to feed the baby (héhé)

    EDIT:
    A few other good things of breastfeeding:
    - No bottles to clean/sterilize
    - No thinking of bottles when you go on a trip (unless you leave your wife home)
    - There are plenty of good ways to let the wife do it without showing breast in public places
    - Always the right temperature, no need to get it warmed up / search for a place to warm it up etc...

    Less positive stuff:
    - Wife is more sensitive on that place
    - You lose a little playground from the wife [​IMG]
    - breastmilk doesn't tast good (yeah, i had to try [​IMG] )
     
  16. ShawnTRods

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    LOL! Good advice! Will keep that in mind [​IMG].

    As for myself, nope not a father yet.
     
  17. rastsan

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    I have 12 going on 13 year old out there. Haven't met or held them ever. Don't even know the sex.
    That why I cherish my boyfriends nephews. treat them like they are my own. 7 and 2.
     
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    nope I am not father and won´t for some years maybe when I am 30 or whatever. Lets hope my future boyfriend want ever kids. [​IMG]
     
  19. syko5150

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    I have a 10 year old daughter. Had her when i was still in high school.
     
  20. Crystal the Glaceon

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    Nope. I am not planning on being one either.
     

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