Anyone here a Mother or Father?

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  1. Nujui
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    Nujui I need something to do.

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    Just wondering if anyone are one of those thing. So, are you a Mother or Father?
     


  2. Pyrmon

    Pyrmon Burnin' Monkey Love

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    Not one, but I recall some tempers are parents. Also, there's a typo in the tittle. It's not Farther but father.
     
  3. MarcusRaven

    MarcusRaven HBC Theme Maker

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    I'm a father. I've got two kids, and I'm even pulling the stay-at-home dad gig right now. (Not entirely by choice.)
     
  4. nando

    nando GBAtemp Addict

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    i haz one sons
     
  5. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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    marcus, gender and age?

    as for myself, i don't see me having kids. unless i fall in love.
     
  6. Nujui
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    Nujui I need something to do.

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    It saids on his profile he's 25 and male.
     
  7. nando

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    time and place?
     
  8. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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    the kids i mean...

    anyway, if you're looking for a mother and a father, i take back what i said... i just need a female volunteer here. and viola! a mother and a father.
     
  9. Brian117

    Brian117 GBAtemp Psycho!

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    EDIT: FFFUUUUUU title got changed, the joke won't work anymore.

    But no, I am not a father. Too young to be one, and really don't plan on being one either. Kids are annoying.
     
  10. smile72

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    Nope, not a father. But hope to be one someday!
     
  11. BowlOfSpiders

    BowlOfSpiders hi

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    I'm not a father but I want to be one some day. =)
     
  12. Moose13

    Moose13 GBAtemp Regular

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    2 Boys for me....7 and 9
     
  13. ChaosZero816

    ChaosZero816 Temp's Official Random Member

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    Somewhere maybe??o_o
    Not a father and not planning to be one anytime soon.
     
  14. Damian666

    Damian666 Coder from Hell

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    father here, 1 girl of 5

    Dami
     
  15. DjoeN

    DjoeN Captain Haddock!

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    I'm 41 and a proud Father!

    Identical twin girls (10 years) (8 minute difference in birth, natural way born for both (no operation))
    1 girl (almost 3 year)
    (And no more to come, 3 is a good, no more (otherwise i have to move to a bigger house)

    So yeah, seems like i only can make girls (héhé)

    I started late with kids (enjoying kidless life with the wife for a few years)
    Once you have kids, you have to know that you have to plan everything with your kids in mind
    Some things you have to ditch, some things you have to organize in another way

    If you are commited to your kids (and who's not) you have to change your way of living

    To anyone who are getting twins (don't underestimate it, it's a tough apple to bite throu the first years, but it's worth the effort.
    And having twins as your first kids is way harder then getting twins if you already have a child.

    Twins got milk from a bottle, the youngest girl gets breastfeeded (my wife insisted on that)

    PS: A good tip: Try to convince your wife to breastfeed [​IMG] as a father you can't do that, the advantage, you don't have to get up in the night to feed the baby (héhé)

    EDIT:
    A few other good things of breastfeeding:
    - No bottles to clean/sterilize
    - No thinking of bottles when you go on a trip (unless you leave your wife home)
    - There are plenty of good ways to let the wife do it without showing breast in public places
    - Always the right temperature, no need to get it warmed up / search for a place to warm it up etc...

    Less positive stuff:
    - Wife is more sensitive on that place
    - You lose a little playground from the wife [​IMG]
    - breastmilk doesn't tast good (yeah, i had to try [​IMG] )
     
  16. ShawnTRods

    ShawnTRods GBAtemp Psycho!

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    LOL! Good advice! Will keep that in mind [​IMG].

    As for myself, nope not a father yet.
     
  17. rastsan

    rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard,

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    I have 12 going on 13 year old out there. Haven't met or held them ever. Don't even know the sex.
    That why I cherish my boyfriends nephews. treat them like they are my own. 7 and 2.
     
  18. Langin

    Langin GBAtemp's kpop addict

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    nope I am not father and won´t for some years maybe when I am 30 or whatever. Lets hope my future boyfriend want ever kids. [​IMG]
     
  19. syko5150

    syko5150 GBAtemp Syko!

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    I have a 10 year old daughter. Had her when i was still in high school.
     
  20. Lilith Valentine

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    Nope. I am not planning on being one either.