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[Wizerzak]

 

[Black-Ice]

Google fail.

 

[Giggtysword344]

42=Death.

 

[OSpencerO]

Can Jesus Microwave A Burrito?

The Simpson's - Weekend at Burnsie's​

NED
Hi-diddly-hey, Homer!​

HOMER
Oh my God, this dude does the best Flanders. You got the moustache, and the "diddly"... okay, now do Wiggum.​

NED
(chuckling) Homer, it me, Ned.​

HOMER
Oh right, the God dude. Hey, I got a question for you. (pulls out a piece of paper) "Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?"​

NED
Well sir, of course, he could, but then again... wow, as melon-scratchers go that's a honey-doodle.​

HOMER
Now you know what I've been going through.​

NED
Well luckily I've got a book right here that's jam-packed with answers.​

He pulls out a Bible and gives it to Homer, who leafs through it.​

HOMER
Oh man, this is long. Could you read it to me?​

NED
(excited gasp) I guess that could be arranged.​

Some time later, Flanders finishes...​

NED
The grace of the lord Jesus be with God's people. The end.​

HOMER
Whoa. Whoa. God does so much for me and he doesn't ask anything in return.​

NED
Well I know he's wishing you to sign this petition... to re-criminalize medicinal marijuana.​

HOMER
(signs it) Done and done. Now do Wiggum!​

NED
Well okay, I guess it would go something like this... (Wiggum's voice) Alright Simpson, you're under arrest, see?​

 

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