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Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Wizerzak, Mar 5, 2012.
Can Jesus Microwave A Burrito?
The Simpson's - Weekend at Burnsie'sNED
Oh my God, this dude does the best Flanders. You got the moustache, and the "diddly"... okay, now do Wiggum.NED
(chuckling) Homer, it me, Ned.HOMER
Oh right, the God dude. Hey, I got a question for you. (pulls out a piece of paper) "Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?"NED
Well sir, of course, he could, but then again... wow, as melon-scratchers go that's a honey-doodle.HOMER
Now you know what I've been going through.NED
Well luckily I've got a book right here that's jam-packed with answers.He pulls out a Bible and gives it to Homer, who leafs through it.HOMER
Oh man, this is long. Could you read it to me?NED
(excited gasp) I guess that could be arranged.Some time later, Flanders finishes...NED
The grace of the lord Jesus be with God's people. The end.HOMER
Whoa. Whoa. God does so much for me and he doesn't ask anything in return.NED
Well I know he's wishing you to sign this petition... to re-criminalize medicinal marijuana.HOMER
(signs it) Done and done. Now do Wiggum!NED
Well okay, I guess it would go something like this... (Wiggum's voice) Alright Simpson, you're under arrest, see?