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LowEndC died today, from seemingly unknown causes.
A 911 call was placed today form concerned neighbors,
"they had heard a loud yell coming from someone who sounded like they were in the throes of death," says dispatch.
The local pd and the homicide department showed up at the scene shortly after dispatchers received the call.
"He was found splayed on the ground, still kinda in his chair, clumps of hair in his hands, contorted.
A real gruesome scene," says Sheriff John Brown.
His computer was still on, detectives say.
They had found this post open on GBAtemp, on page 1.
Initial reports indicate the resident most likely died from a very painful, albeit very quick death.
It also states LowEndC rapidly gained terminal cancer, aids, and autism all at the same time while his brain boiled and his heart simultaneously imploded, causing him to have an extreme form of seizure and flip back in his chair.
How they gained this info from just an initial report is still under question.
After another look over of the scene by local pd, coroners, and homicide,
detectives finally have a final statement on the c.o.d.,
cause of death: very poor grammar use coming from members of the GBAtemp website wanting to fill a video game review position on the staff team.
"It's like it was the straw that broke the camel's back," Sheriff John Brown commented.
Why this set him off is still being investigated.
GBAtemp has been contacted, and as of this writing, we have gotten no response.
In other news,
Santa Barbara California bans the distribution or sale of plastic drinking straws.
The city has made breaking the plastic straw ban an administrative infraction, meaning those caught disobeying it a second time risk a maximum fine of $1,000 and up to six months in jail.
And now the weather with Ollie-Williams, Ollie?
"ITS COLD!!"
Thanks Ollie.