Let's say that this is a game where you make the person who posted before you grounded for any reason, as long as others can see it. Like this:
Say the person above me bumped a thread that is 8 years old.
My post:
I cannot believe you bumped a 8 year old thread that is it you are grounded grounded grounded for 39341245389542589046948926248905895 years. Go to your room right now.
Hope this thing catches on.