Corrupt a wish!

ehayes427 · Jun 19, 2011

Granted, but at the end is a leprechaun ready to kick your ass.

i wish i won the lottery

Hydreigon · Jun 19, 2011

Granted,but now you owe the IRS the same amount of money that you won.

I wish I wasn't so nice.

ehayes427 · Jun 19, 2011

Granted, but now everyone hates you becuase of how mean you became.

i wish macho man would come back to life.

ars25 · Jun 19, 2011

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nryn99 · Jun 19, 2011

you didn't finish... hi? say hi? or you said hi to me?

i wish for a puppy.

ars25 · Jun 19, 2011

granted and i won't corrupt this wish

i wish for nothing

ehayes427 · Jun 19, 2011

Granted, but you are bored

I wish for free PSN credit

ars25 · Jun 19, 2011

granted but it goes to me

i wish for

ehayes427 · Jun 19, 2011

granted but

i wish for the attitude era wwf again

Maid-chan · Jun 19, 2011

Granted but It'll be boring

I wish for eat Pudding

lemmymet · Jun 19, 2011

Granted, your pudding is a gelatine monster
I wish for boobs!

tagzard · Jun 19, 2011

Granted but then you relize that your a man.

I wish that mario would fix my plumming.

The Catboy · Jun 20, 2011

Granted, but now your princess is in another Castle.
I wish she would stay there.

ehayes427 · Jun 20, 2011

granted, but you get sent there too.
i wish my zelda cd would ship.

Hydreigon · Jun 20, 2011

Granted. It ships broken.

I wish Justin Bieber was here so I could kick his ass right here and right now

ehayes427 · Jun 20, 2011

granted, but b4 you kick his ass, he sings "baby" and you die from so much blood loss out of the ears.

I wish mario kart 3ds was out now!

shadowmanwkp · Jun 20, 2011

Granted, but it is a non-playable alpha version

I wish I didn't have a crappy laptop

lemmymet · Jun 20, 2011

Granted, you get a ultra-fast laptop with windows 3.1
I wish a woman

nryn99 · Jun 20, 2011

granted, yandere.

i wish for more food!

shadowmanwkp · Jun 20, 2011

Granted, but it's rotten

I wish more drinks