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azure0wind · Mar 5, 2011

Story = You're riding your car for your first journey, and you stop because you see a monster hold a big axe on his right and left hand blocking the road.
ASCII = http://pastebin.me/d66a6d92426552f737a8d2d2b40b52d9

Choices :
1. Run for your life!
2. Fight!
3. Acts like you are one of them
4. Tell nicely, asked it to move because it is blocking the road.

Correct Choices:

1. You back to your hometown, never and ever start the journey again; after that you regret this day and die with regret.
2. You hurt the monster and the monster hit your head with its axes, your head destroyed. You're dead.
3. You acts like one of the monster, and the monster started to hug you. You can't breath, you die.
4. It understand your language! It begin to tell you that it's male, his name is Vector. He want to accompany you in your journey! You can't refuse because you don't have any friends at the moment.

Kwartel · Mar 5, 2011

The car broke down and you walk into a dark ally, looking for someone to fix your car, where a hairy topless guy tries to steal your shirt. What do you do?

Can't make ascii art.. sorry.

1. You kick him in the nuts.
2. You let Victor kill him.
3. You steal the joint of a tramp laying there and gives it to the topless guy.
4. You run away, crying for your mom.

He turns out to be ball-less and eats your head, due the anger.

It turns out Victor ability is hugging. You die because of the awesomeness of a topless guy hugging a monster.

You smoke a joint with him and have a great time. You made a new friend. He turns out to be able to fix your car, which he does.

You trip and fall. He butt-rapes you and you die on internal injuries.

spinal_cord · Mar 5, 2011

How's this one?

Story:
Your new R43DSOMGWTF card has
arrived, however it does not work as
you expected it to.

Art:

Code:

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/ Why my new R4 no workz? \
\__ I not understandz! ___/
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Choice 1: Cry to GBATemp Members.

You get no end of abuse for buying an R4 clone.

Choice 2: Learn from it, buy a DSTwo.

You Get the card up and running in no time, download the SDK and start making your own homebrew games.

Choice 3: Buy a different R4 clone.

Refresh this page! (hope that's possible).

Choice 4: Give up and exit the game.

Go straight to game over screen.

Choice Results:

Number 2 is the best one.

thegreatace · Mar 5, 2011

As you shop for your DSTWOWITWORKS, your anticipation for DS games only grows stronger with time.
SNES games! GBA games! NDS Games! oh my! You hear pounds in your chest in anticipation
as your checking out of "teh" store. Now you have to choose your shipping speed. do you...

(no Pic) -edit in later
a. ($0.00) take the slow boat home... lil' doodle (Seems an eternity) .
b. ($10.00) strap it to the next available poke'mon flying to your local poke'mart.
c. ($30.00) Have it transmitted through the internet to your microwave.
d. ($50.00) your not satisfied with current technology's speed so you transport yourself through the microwave to your DSTWO

a. the lil doodle was stolen by pirates on the high seas, or at least thats what china says.
b. this time the poke'mon didn't faint, farfetch'ed was shot in duck season.
c. you think it seems your choice is a happy medium, its not. now your microwave smells like burnt plastic.

Slasher Zero · Mar 5, 2011

You could do a story like :

You look to the left and notice that your post man has a package for you :

1. You take the post from him .

Enraged the post man thinks you stole the package without signing it
so he stabs you with an envelope . You suddenly die by having a paper cut .

2.You head to him to receive the package .

Unfocused of were you walk you fall in a sewer and die from starvation and no one saves you

3.You go buy Ice cream .

The ice cream falls from you and the post man trips by it and his cap is of . Seeing that hes a wanted criminal calling for help
the police get him to jail

4. You wait for him .

While your waiting the neighbor's dog shows up and bites you in your Ass ( butt , behind , or Hiney )
sufereing form bleeding you die .

P.M me if this gets in the Home brew .

Rydian · Mar 5, 2011

Added up through Sheaperd121's story to the current source.

Kurisuellegarden, there should not be sub-choices in a segment. While more than one way to survive is okay, after the user makes one choice the next choice is up to the next person in line.

Tom1307 said:
Would it be possible to contribute with coding too? Or does Rydian prefers this to be closed source?

Tom

There's nothing to contribute, I finished the core before making this thread. Just need to fill it with content now. As for the source, it's literally nothing anybody that knows basic programming couldn't do. It's basic logic and writing text.

EDIT: Updated the first post's submission guidelines, trying to make them look neat now.

EDIT2: Beta 1 is uploaded.

chyyran · Mar 5, 2011

Art: http://pastebin.me/d66a6d92426552f737a8d2d2b40e8da4

Will you check if it looks squished? It's way below the 30x22 limit, but I made it directly in pastebin

Story:
*Continues after Slasher Zero's story
After the police comes, they notice that you have a R4WHATTRHEWITZCLONE that is illegal in the land of RPGTemp and
They question you
You Say That...

You are accused of being a Pokenoob and you get executed by A Gay Little Catboy

THIS IS CORRECT:

They call in Another World to verify that you have an R4iDSN. He finds that Wood doesn't work on it, and reports his findings to the police. The police lay pity on you as you say that you really thought that it was a real R4iDSN and lets you go, on the condition that you leave your flashcart behind

They don't believe you and take you to court. At court, you see your worst enemy behind the jury table. Even worse, you see Franciska Von Karma in the prosecutor's bench. You are found guilty of illegal R4 clone possession and you are handed the death sentence

They ask who gave you the R4 clone. You reply with your friend's name even though you know that he didn't give you the clone. The police storm your friends house and kills him. You are overcome with grief and commit suicide

ShinyLatios · Mar 5, 2011

continues after thegreatace, his/her story was added so makes more sense to continue after him/her

Crappy ASCII art

.___.....___
/.....\.../.....\
\___/...\___/
..|...........|_________
./|\.........|................\
/.|.\........|..............._\__
..|..........|/\/\........../.....\
../\......../_/\_\_......\___/
./..\

you can use this or the one below.

after you're there Microwave teleporting style and got your SCDStwoWITWORKS, you decide to wait to be a l33t haxx0r and pirate games.
you decide to go fishing. a temper comes walking to you and asks what you are doing.

you say...

A: iFish

turns out it wasn't someone from the temp. apple now sues you for using their i names.

B: I'm waiting for the right moment to test out my DS2

OMFG MY R4OMGWTFGOLDPLATINUM IS BETTER! ...it was a flashcart n00b. U die of n00bilitis

C: wanna see my DS2?

you get pushed in the river. the person calls you a pervert and walks away with your DS2. U can't swim and drown

D : just fishing.

the person goes away

chyyran · Mar 5, 2011

thegreatace's and your posts don't give answers for the correct choice. What happens after you go fishing?

BTW, I'm taking ASCII art requests.

EDIT: Here's one for Post 85
http://pastebin.me/d66a6d92426552f737a8d2d2b40e9fac

EDIT: Here's one for Post 88
http://pastebin.me/d66a6d92426552f737a8d2d2b40ec2e8 (Kadjan's Post)

Anyways, to link post 88 to post 85 and so on, how about this

Art: http://pastebin.me/d66a6d92426552f737a8d2d2b40eb6be
Story:
You're done fishing and decide to get some cleaning cloths for your DS
You..

CORRECT ANSWER

You find that you don't have any cleaning cloths and you remember that you have to buy eggs. You go to the grocery story and get some eggs. You live to see another day (hopefully).

Your friend tells you that he doesn't have any, disappointed and distracted, you trip on a rock and land face first on to the road. A drunk driver comes along and squishes your head

As soon as you go to Walmart, a burglar comes. Unable to get what he wants, he goes on a massacre with his semi-machine gun. You survive the massacre but the gun starts malfunctioning. As it was firing tracer rounds, the gun explodes and a piece of metal pierces your leg. You suffer severe burns and get to a hospital. You later die of infection

As you enter GameStop, you get distracted by the 3DS box. You look at it very carefully and hear a slight tick-tock sound. Confused, you ask the cashier. Too late, the box explodes and kills you. Turns out a terrorist managed to put a bomb in the box.

So Post 88 links with this post, which in turn links with post 85, which links with post 86.

lukecop80 · Mar 5, 2011

Someone has to get murdered

ShinyLatios · Mar 5, 2011

ron975 said:
thegreatace's and your posts don't give answers for the correct choice. What happens after you go fishing?

Thegreatace's post states:so you transport yourself through the microwave to your DSTWOso your argument is invalid.
I fixed mine too.

but IDC. your timeline ius good

chyyran · Mar 5, 2011

Ok then, BTW, I linked your's and Slasher's together, so we don't have to rewrite ours.
And I made ASCII art for your's too, check it out.

BTW: How many segments are you allowed to contribute in total, as I contributed 2.

EDIT:
Post #82 (kwartel) How's this?
http://pastebin.me/d66a6d92426552f737a8d2d2b40f1709

MatrixMaster3 · Mar 5, 2011

None of these even match up with how Kurisuellegarden's story ends. You go to your house, then you remember your work is closed, then you go down a path to a cave (Kurisuellegarden's story), then you're all of a sudden in a car fighting a burly guy? Then you're back in the car which now breaks down, then smoke a joint in an alley, then, you buy an R4 3DS card.

First off, after Kurisuellegarden's story there is no continuation to when you find a car, then there is no continuation to how, after you smoke a joint, you magically appear back where ever you are and get that flashcart. READ THE FIRST POST. NONE OF THIS WORKS TOGETHER.

These stories would all work together if kwartel's story included finding a car in the intro and spinal_cord's story included where you were (say, still in the dark alley?). Everything else is fine if Rydian edits them a bit. It's not the author's original work, but A) The story's being posted now have enumerable grammatical and spelling mistakes, and B) they carry almost no semblance of continuity. One sentence at the beginning of each of the story sections connecting them would help out quite a bit.

/rant

chyyran · Mar 5, 2011

Dude, no need to rage, this is a game.

MatrixMaster3 · Mar 5, 2011

ron975 said:
Dude, no need to rage, this is a game.

Nah, just frustrated bc I wanted to write a part.
And I did add the /rant haha

chyyran · Mar 5, 2011

Then make one!
As you stated, Rydian can easily fix it, so no need to worry.
It could also be explained by using the gold that you get to buy a car in azure's post.
BTW: The most recent segment is post
http://gbatemp.net/t280108-rpgtemp?view=fi...t&p=3498182
87, which is my segment

(It wasn't in order cause I had to create a new segment to link Kadjan's and Slasher's segments together)

MatrixMaster3 · Mar 5, 2011

ron975 said:
Then make one!
As you stated, Rydian can easily fix it, so no need to worry.
BTW: The most recent segment is post
http://gbatemp.net/t280108-rpgtemp?view=fi...t&p=3498182
87, which is my segment

(It wasn't in order cause I had to create a new segment to link Kadjan's and Slasher's segments together)

Alright, I shall come up with something soon.

chyyran · Mar 5, 2011

K, going for dinner now, if you want to make a request for ASCII art, PM me your post link.
Just click the post number of your post and PM me the link in the box that pops up.
I do it first come first serve.

Nujui · Mar 5, 2011

Sort of feels weird having something I wrote in a game.

Rydian · Mar 5, 2011

I generally edit the first few/last words of a story to make it flow better with the ones before and after it, even if it's just adding "Then after blah blah you decide to" to the beginning is good enough for me.

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