How do you make a joke?
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this thread is not about me giving golden showers to your wife and @RAHelllord mum?
also not the Eof please don't shit on it like I did to your wife and @RAHelllord mum.
But in practice why can some people make a joke? some people can't.
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Take something silly or annoying about life and make it relatable. People love that shit.
Take something silly or annoying about life and make it relatable. People love that shit.
I don't even like 99% of jokes they're never funny, but one time a friend told me to tell people a few jokes that make no sense just to see their reaction and I like them more than real jokes.
Two squirrels were taking a bath on a tree branch, one says to the other "pass the soap" the other says "what do I look like to you, a freaking typewriter?" I told this to a ditsy girl and she didn't get it, and she never figured out that not getting it was the point.
There was another that I can't remember, oh well it probably made no sense.
Two squirrels were taking a bath on a tree branch, one says to the other "pass the soap" the other says "what do I look like to you, a freaking typewriter?" I told this to a ditsy girl and she didn't get it, and she never figured out that not getting it was the point.
There was another that I can't remember, oh well it probably made no sense.
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I always think a known set up like knock kncok is guaranteed the recipient has already decided they won't laugh! Most jokes are either a question or a story but you can also use the situation...
Your sitting reading your phone with someone else in the room and say "oh wow! Did you see some little punks broke into the zoo and threw Penguins into the lion enclosure??" (serious question, peaks their interest and gets them off guard)
"Yeah but it's okay... The lions couldn't remove the wrappers" (bazinga)
Something like that out of the blue means they were not expecting a joke and it makes it funnier imo.
Your sitting reading your phone with someone else in the room and say "oh wow! Did you see some little punks broke into the zoo and threw Penguins into the lion enclosure??" (serious question, peaks their interest and gets them off guard)
"Yeah but it's okay... The lions couldn't remove the wrappers" (bazinga)
Something like that out of the blue means they were not expecting a joke and it makes it funnier imo.
When I wanna make a joke, I always look at my dick for inspiration.
WORKS.
EVERY.
TIME.
EDIT: Mr. BigOnYa's not going to like this!!! My reputation is RUINED!!!
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Nah dude that was the UPS man...
But look at the bright side, the kid's got free shipping for the rest of his life.
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