TRUMPERS create Global Warming Solutions
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You laugh now. I’ll be laughing in the Trumpdome while you guys sizzle in the sun. It’s not like we haven’t done this before, and I’m made of sterner stuff than some silly researchers."TRUMPERS create Global Warming solutions"
All of the suggestions given above are obviously wrong. There's only one possible solution and it's..
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biosphere_2
Don’t you worry - the SNP will figure out a way to somehow sell out and ruin it, as per their long-standing tradition.
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..Which is located on Earth from what i'm gathering? So you'll be sizzling with the rest of us most likely..
ITT Tempers discover AC...Which is located on Earth from what i'm gathering? So you'll be sizzling with the rest of us most likely..
No no no. We all get our guns and fire in the same direction at the same time. It’s so simple!
Because the Earth spins, duh. The rockets would point the wrong way half the time. We first need to build train tracks around the equator, put the rockets on the train, then drive the train around the world in the opposite direction at 1650 km/h to keep them pointed in the right direction
You know the earth is flat, right!?!
Brilliant!
Why would that mean it doesn't spin?
The Earth is a giant frisbee, flying through space. It was thrown by God, and will fly until it is caught by the opposite of God: Dog.
Pic related, a scale model:
The Earth is actually a donut. The more scientific term would be “torus”, but I don’t want to use big words.
According to the arguably* great arguably* philosopher de Selby, the Earth is a sausage:
"Standing at a point on the postulated spherical earth, [de Selby] says, one appears to have four main directions in which to move, viz., north, south, east and west. But it does not take much thought to see that there really appear to be only two since north and south are meaningless terms in relation to a spheroid and can connote motion in only one direction; so also with west and east. One can reach any point on the north-south band by travelling in either ‘direction’, the only apparent difference in the two ‘routes’ being extraneous considerations of time and distance, both already shown to be illusory. North-south is therefore one direction and east-west apparently another. Instead of four directions there are only two. It can be safely inferred, de Selby says, that there is a further similar fallacy inherent here and that there is in fact only one possible direction properly so-called, because if one leaves any point on the globe, moving and continuing to move in any ‘direction’, one ultimately reaches the point of departure again.
The application of this conclusion to his theory that ‘the earth is a sausage’ is illuminating. He attributes the idea that the earth is spherical to the fact that human beings are continually moving in only one known direction (though convinced that they are free to move in any direction) and that this one direction is really around the circular circumference of an earth which is in fact sausage-shaped. It can scarcely be contested that if multi-directionality be admitted to be a fallacy, the sphericity of the earth is another fallacy that would inevitably follow from it. De Selby likens the position of a human on the earth to that of a man on a tight-wire who must continue walking along the wire or perish, being, however, free in all other respects. Movement in this restricted orbit results in the permanent hallucination known conventionally as ‘life’ with its innumerable concomitant limitations, afflictions and anomalies. If a way can be found, says de Selby, of discovering the ‘second direction’, i.e., along the ‘barrel’ of the sausage, a world of entirely new sensation and experience will be open to humanity. New and unimaginable dimensions will supersede the present order and the manifold ‘unnecessaries’ of ‘one-directional’ existence will disappear."
*i.e. deSelby would argue with anyone saying different
"Standing at a point on the postulated spherical earth, [de Selby] says, one appears to have four main directions in which to move, viz., north, south, east and west. But it does not take much thought to see that there really appear to be only two since north and south are meaningless terms in relation to a spheroid and can connote motion in only one direction; so also with west and east. One can reach any point on the north-south band by travelling in either ‘direction’, the only apparent difference in the two ‘routes’ being extraneous considerations of time and distance, both already shown to be illusory. North-south is therefore one direction and east-west apparently another. Instead of four directions there are only two. It can be safely inferred, de Selby says, that there is a further similar fallacy inherent here and that there is in fact only one possible direction properly so-called, because if one leaves any point on the globe, moving and continuing to move in any ‘direction’, one ultimately reaches the point of departure again.
The application of this conclusion to his theory that ‘the earth is a sausage’ is illuminating. He attributes the idea that the earth is spherical to the fact that human beings are continually moving in only one known direction (though convinced that they are free to move in any direction) and that this one direction is really around the circular circumference of an earth which is in fact sausage-shaped. It can scarcely be contested that if multi-directionality be admitted to be a fallacy, the sphericity of the earth is another fallacy that would inevitably follow from it. De Selby likens the position of a human on the earth to that of a man on a tight-wire who must continue walking along the wire or perish, being, however, free in all other respects. Movement in this restricted orbit results in the permanent hallucination known conventionally as ‘life’ with its innumerable concomitant limitations, afflictions and anomalies. If a way can be found, says de Selby, of discovering the ‘second direction’, i.e., along the ‘barrel’ of the sausage, a world of entirely new sensation and experience will be open to humanity. New and unimaginable dimensions will supersede the present order and the manifold ‘unnecessaries’ of ‘one-directional’ existence will disappear."
*i.e. deSelby would argue with anyone saying different
This is a site full of gamers, of course nobody here showersHow about we all shower together to reduce and save water consumption?
Does it count if my roof leaks?This is a site full of gamers, of course nobody here showers
Don't really feel like a gamer tho.This is a site full of gamers, of course nobody here showers
I don't even think my pc could handel it.
I dislike ice cold showers.
Everyone has a fridge at home, why can't we just all have our fridges open and running 24/7? That should cool earth right down!
But I'll have you know I'm bad at games.
Even in team games, I usually take the support role, and hope they get tired of my horrible performance, asking me if I "never want to play again"
What about the ice cold showers.
Inform meeee !
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