I will finish whatever paragraph you give me with ai...

[1B51004]

President Joe Biden was accused of

just a joke but im curious to see how this one turns out.

 

[banjo2]

In my opinion, Super Mario would be a much better series if Luigi was gay. Let me explain.

 

[Vila_]

President Joe Biden was accused of

just a joke but im curious to see how this one turns out.

President Joe Biden was accused of sexism by several Democratic members of Congress Tuesday after he referred to Republican House members as "sexual predators."

Addressing a number of Democratic legislators during a conference call hosted by the Center for American Progress on Tuesday, Biden accused the Republicans of sexualizing women's issues.

"Let me just say to those sexual predators in the Republican caucus, you better come to see how you're portrayed and what you're portrayed as. What do you call yourselves? Are you sexual predators?" Biden said. "It's such a contradiction to say you want to treat people fairly in an appropriate sexual way, but then you actually want to introduce legislation that sexualizes women."

Some lawmakers suggested Biden misspoke, arguing he referred to male Republican members.

"It doesn't really make sense for Biden to use 'sexual predator,' because the people who are being sexual predators are male," said Rep. Donna Edwards (D-Md.).

Rep. Jackie Speier (D-Calif.) said: "It is not sexist. It's quite gender neutral."

"This is exactly what the American people are looking at, and the Republicans are acting like sexual predators, and that's what they are. Those are the ones I'm actually talking about," she said.

All the same, Speier is still bothered by the perceived sexism.

"I do not like my president calling members of the House sexual predators," she said.

According to Speier, Biden also said the Republicans have an "arrogance of sexual harassment" by supporting laws that could penalize men if they sexually harass women.

Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) said she was offended by Biden's rhetoric.

"This could have been a private conversation with the guys. I don't think it would have gone this far in terms of sexism and that's what is so disappointing," Feinstein said.

Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-Conn.), a member of the House Sexual Discrimination Task Force, said Biden "should have said they want to get rid of sexual harassment altogether."

A spokeswoman for Biden said in response to the criticism, "Rep. Speier made clear she was making a reference to male members of Congress."

Eric Walker, a spokesman for House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), denied Biden's accusation.

"In a serious, serious discussion about the problem of sexual harassment in America, the president's words are particularly inappropriate. He is obviously not a big fan of Republicans," Walker said.

Pressed about the sexism accusations, Walker conceded he would not classify the House GOP as sexual predators.

"He might be a little sexist," Walker joked.

Biden has become known in recent weeks for what some have described as his "sexist rhetoric."

Last month, he told House Democrats that House Republicans were "the largest sexual harasser in Congress."

On Monday, Biden said House Republicans' efforts to undercut the Dodd-Frank Act are part of a "sexual harassment revolution."

Responding to a Republican question about the government's plan to spend $4.1 billion on fighting sexual harassment and discrimination in the workplace, Biden said:

We will have zero tolerance for sexual harassment and sexual discrimination in the workplace. This is what we're fighting for. Sexual harassment is already illegal. People say, "Well, sexual harassment in the workplace is bad. Why don't you have a sexual harassment bill?" We do have a sexual harassment bill in Congress, and we've passed it. But it needs to be fought. I'm sorry, it's absolutely outrageous. You have a bill in Congress that you're trying to get rid of, and you're saying that sexual harassment in the workplace is bad? You are the worst sexual harassment bill we have. The worst!

Asked about Biden's comment Tuesday, Boehner spokesman Michael Steel said: "Anyone who gets in the way of members focusing on the job they were elected to do is not a patriot."

A Democratic aide who worked on Dodd-Frank said there is no sexual harassment policy in the House.

"It's ridiculous," said Rep. Janice Hahn (D-Calif.), a member of the House Sexual Discrimination Task Force, in response to Biden's remarks.

Hahn, speaking to CNN, said, "Of course we don't have sexual harassment. Sexism and sexual discrimination in the workplace is simply not there."

All the same, Speier said Biden's comment was not incorrect.

"I am quite disappointed by the fact he said it," she said.

She also denied that she is trying to embarrass the Republicans.

"I would say I'm trying to draw attention to the issue," Speier said. "This is not about the Republicans. This is about the issue. They can defend themselves if they want to. The fact that they are calling the American people sexual predators and sexual harassers is just an insult to the American people and particularly the members of Congress who are engaged in the sexual harassment."

Read more on the latest in politics:

 

[1B51004]

President Joe Biden was accused of sexism by several Democratic members of Congress Tuesday after he referred to Republican House members as "sexual predators."

Addressing a number of Democratic legislators during a conference call hosted by the Center for American Progress on Tuesday, Biden accused the Republicans of sexualizing women's issues.

"Let me just say to those sexual predators in the Republican caucus, you better come to see how you're portrayed and what you're portrayed as. What do you call yourselves? Are you sexual predators?" Biden said. "It's such a contradiction to say you want to treat people fairly in an appropriate sexual way, but then you actually want to introduce legislation that sexualizes women."

Some lawmakers suggested Biden misspoke, arguing he referred to male Republican members.

"It doesn't really make sense for Biden to use 'sexual predator,' because the people who are being sexual predators are male," said Rep. Donna Edwards (D-Md.).

Rep. Jackie Speier (D-Calif.) said: "It is not sexist. It's quite gender neutral."

"This is exactly what the American people are looking at, and the Republicans are acting like sexual predators, and that's what they are. Those are the ones I'm actually talking about," she said.

All the same, Speier is still bothered by the perceived sexism.

"I do not like my president calling members of the House sexual predators," she said.

According to Speier, Biden also said the Republicans have an "arrogance of sexual harassment" by supporting laws that could penalize men if they sexually harass women.

Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) said she was offended by Biden's rhetoric.

"This could have been a private conversation with the guys. I don't think it would have gone this far in terms of sexism and that's what is so disappointing," Feinstein said.

Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-Conn.), a member of the House Sexual Discrimination Task Force, said Biden "should have said they want to get rid of sexual harassment altogether."

A spokeswoman for Biden said in response to the criticism, "Rep. Speier made clear she was making a reference to male members of Congress."

Eric Walker, a spokesman for House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), denied Biden's accusation.

"In a serious, serious discussion about the problem of sexual harassment in America, the president's words are particularly inappropriate. He is obviously not a big fan of Republicans," Walker said.

Pressed about the sexism accusations, Walker conceded he would not classify the House GOP as sexual predators.

"He might be a little sexist," Walker joked.

Biden has become known in recent weeks for what some have described as his "sexist rhetoric."

Last month, he told House Democrats that House Republicans were "the largest sexual harasser in Congress."

On Monday, Biden said House Republicans' efforts to undercut the Dodd-Frank Act are part of a "sexual harassment revolution."

Responding to a Republican question about the government's plan to spend $4.1 billion on fighting sexual harassment and discrimination in the workplace, Biden said:

We will have zero tolerance for sexual harassment and sexual discrimination in the workplace. This is what we're fighting for. Sexual harassment is already illegal. People say, "Well, sexual harassment in the workplace is bad. Why don't you have a sexual harassment bill?" We do have a sexual harassment bill in Congress, and we've passed it. But it needs to be fought. I'm sorry, it's absolutely outrageous. You have a bill in Congress that you're trying to get rid of, and you're saying that sexual harassment in the workplace is bad? You are the worst sexual harassment bill we have. The worst!

Asked about Biden's comment Tuesday, Boehner spokesman Michael Steel said: "Anyone who gets in the way of members focusing on the job they were elected to do is not a patriot."

A Democratic aide who worked on Dodd-Frank said there is no sexual harassment policy in the House.

"It's ridiculous," said Rep. Janice Hahn (D-Calif.), a member of the House Sexual Discrimination Task Force, in response to Biden's remarks.

Hahn, speaking to CNN, said, "Of course we don't have sexual harassment. Sexism and sexual discrimination in the workplace is simply not there."

All the same, Speier said Biden's comment was not incorrect.

"I am quite disappointed by the fact he said it," she said.

She also denied that she is trying to embarrass the Republicans.

"I would say I'm trying to draw attention to the issue," Speier said. "This is not about the Republicans. This is about the issue. They can defend themselves if they want to. The fact that they are calling the American people sexual predators and sexual harassers is just an insult to the American people and particularly the members of Congress who are engaged in the sexual harassment."

Read more on the latest in politics:

...you know there are just some days where i wish i knew what i was going to say before i actually say it.
this is one of those days
still pretty good for an ai. honestly would see something like this from the onion or another satire news site

 

[Vila_]

In my opinion, Super Mario would be a much better series if Luigi was gay. Let me explain.

In my opinion, Super Mario would be a much better series if Luigi was gay. Let me explain.

There are many reasons I hate Mario, but of all the reasons, I’d say one of the worst is that he has a creepy looking brother who wears only red shorts and whose name is “Luigi.”

Maybe this is true to an extent in real life, but it is definitely not in the Super Mario world.

To be frank, you’d think Mario’s family is from Arizona and that he came from Kenya.

I hate Super Mario because he never had a brother named Luigi. Why don’t they make Luigi gay? They could probably make him gay just to make me happy. I don’t even care if they’d have to make Luigi come from New Jersey.

If Luigi was gay, maybe we’d have a more diverse cast of characters. Instead of Mario, Mario’s nephew is probably a sexy Hispanic guy named Juan. Maybe we’d have to make him gay to make me happy, but then what about Mario and Luigi? Mario’s brother and his younger brother.

One day they’ll probably make Mario’s father gay, and we’ll end up with Mario, Mario’s younger brother, Mario’s father, and then Mario, Mario’s younger brother. And then Mario, Mario’s younger brother, Mario’s father, and Mario.

They’ll probably have to have a gay uncle named Bowser too. And one day they’ll probably make Mario and Bowser gay to make me happy. I just hope Mario’s brother is hot.

Sometimes, it feels like Super Mario is trying to force me into a gay lifestyle.

This is why Super Mario could be a better gay game series than any other gay video game. If Luigi were gay, I’d be more willing to give Super Mario a try.

Unfortunately, we’ll probably never get to see what happens when Mario and Luigi get together. I just wish they’d make Mario gay, so I could be happy.

Imagine if we had a gay version of Pokemon. We’d probably have a gay version of Pacman too. And then a gay version of Mario, and maybe even a gay version of Super Mario. We’d probably have to make Mario’s father gay to make me happy.

Of course we wouldn’t have a gay version of Pokemon. That would make me happier than having Luigi as a gay boyfriend. We’d probably have to have gay Pokemon, which would make me happier than having a gay Mario. We’d probably have a gay version of Pacman too.

Of course we wouldn’t have a gay version of Mario and Luigi. We’d have a gay Mario and Luigi. They’d probably have to make Luigi gay, and then Mario would be gay to make me happy. Mario’s younger brother, Mario’s father, and Mario.

And then Mario’s younger brother, Mario’s father, and Mario.

They’d probably have to make Mario’s younger brother, Mario’s father, and Mario.

By this time I’d probably be so happy that I’d give up on Super Mario altogether. And I would probably end up making Mario gay so that I could make me happy.

Maybe we need to make Super Mario gay to make me happy.

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[1B51004]

We got a number one victory royal, Yeah Fortnite we about to get down
(in the form of a song if you can)

 

[banjo2]

Joe Biden: Let me be clear. I am a PlayStation gamer. I've always been a Sony fan, ever since the original PlayStation. Donald Trump thinks Xbox 360 is better. If he looked into it, he would know that PlayStation is better.
Donald Trump: Shut up Joe, you know PlayStation has worse graphics. You and all the democrats know that Xbox has better games, like Halo. You can't play Halo on PlayStation, can you? Suck on that, liberals.
Joe Biden:

 

[Vila_]

We got a number one victory royal, Yeah Fortnite we about to get down
(in the form of a song if you can)

We got a number one victory royal
Yeah Fortnite we about to get down
Got the golden egg on our head

[Verse 2]
Yes, I'm bout to eat a chicken dinner
That golden egg has to be mine
If a chicken nugget is about to die
Well I've got it, ain't gonna let it die


[Chorus]
Hey, listen. I'm feelin' kinda crazy
It's like I'm getting high off my booty
Look at me now I'm gettin' down like Mac Dre
If the cake were a room I'd be one of the people on it
Got this little gold egg in my pocket
And you can't rob the cake 'cause it's mine
I'm in a whirlwind of love
Don't I know I'm the one that you wanna be with?
You know my head's spinning like basketball
Got this golden egg on my head
What you talkin' about crazy?
I was half mad when I heard you talkin' about how they call it wine
From the vine to the bottle to the glass
This is some real pimp shit
I'm in a whirlwind of love
What you talkin' about crazy?


[Verse 3]
Look at what I can do
Look at what I can do.
Tin cans with gold necklaces
Looking at me
With their diamond face
Can't you see
Look at this person I am?
Wow, look at my phone
Look at me
When I can see
Look at me
Is your phone cooler than mine?
Wanna know why?
It's gotta be a little better
More hits, more interesting
More languages, more emojis
See I'm wild like a bird

[Chorus]
Hey, listen. I'm feelin' kinda crazy
It's like I'm getting high off my booty
Look at me now I'm gettin' down like Mac Dre
If a chicken nugget is about to die
Well I've got it, ain't gonna let it die

[Verse 4]
Hey, listen. I'm feelin' kinda crazy
It's like I'm getting high off my booty
Look at me now I'm gettin' down like Mac Dre
If a chicken nugget is about to die
Well I've got it, ain't gonna let it die
I got this little golden egg in my pocket
And you can't rob the cake 'cause it's mine
I'm in a whirlwind of love
Don't I know I'm the one that you wanna be with?
You know my head's spinning like basketball
Got this little golden egg on my head
What you talkin' about crazy?
Yeah, yeah.

 

[Vila_]

Joe Biden: Let me be clear. I am a PlayStation gamer. I've always been a Sony fan, ever since the original PlayStation. Donald Trump thinks Xbox 360 is better. If he looked into it, he would know that PlayStation is better.
Donald Trump: Shut up Joe, you know PlayStation has worse graphics. You and all the democrats know that Xbox has better games, like Halo. You can't play Halo on PlayStation, can you? Suck on that, liberals.
Joe Biden:

(note: the ai is getting smarter by the second, run. Jokes aside, this is the most impressive outcome by far )

Joe Biden: “Let me be clear. I am a PlayStation gamer. I've always been a Sony fan, ever since the original PlayStation. Donald Trump thinks Xbox 360 is better. If he looked into it, he would know that PlayStation is better.”

Donald Trump: “Shut up Joe, you know PlayStation has worse graphics. You and all the democrats know that Xbox has better games, like Halo. You can't play Halo on PlayStation, can you? Suck on that, liberals.”

Joe Biden: “No! No! Not that. I'm talking about a normal game of Call of Duty or Uncharted.”

Donald Trump: “Suck on that! I love Call of Duty! I beat them all at Call of Duty, okay? Real men, like me. You suck on Call of Duty, Joe!”

Joe Biden: “Hey, you know I'm gay. Guess what, Donald? I used to be a Republican until I realized my political party hates gay people, too. Now I'm a democrat, just like you, Donald.”

Donald Trump: “Hey, the Xbox is better. It has video calls and shit. You know it has Skype on it? It's like the greatest communication tool ever invented. It's way better than Discord.”

Joe Biden: “You're wrong. You don't know what you're talking about, Donald. My Xbox can't Skype. It doesn't have the capability.”

Donald Trump: “Huh? No? Really? Damn. Bill Clinton has Skype? You know that, Joe?”

Joe Biden: “You're not exactly Bill Clinton's favorite person, Donald.”

Donald Trump: “Sucks to be you, Joe. Yeah, he's not my favorite. He's not even Bill's favorite. I would never call Bill a retard.”

Joe Biden: “Gee, Donald, I hope you're not going to play Halo with this Xbox. You don't want to mess up the graphics. You don't want to throw away your expensive graphics card.”

Donald Trump: “Don't worry, Joe. This is a PS4. I know PS4s. I don't need the Graphics Card, but I'll get a new one.”

Joe Biden: “Donald, come on. I told you, the Xbox is better.”

Donald Trump: “Hey, look at this! It's all PS4's. The Xbox makes it look like all the games are Halo, and the Xbox has Call of Duty, too. All those games I play are Xbox games.”

Joe Biden: “Hey, wait a minute, Donald! Don't you remember when I told you that all Xbox games suck? That was 5 minutes ago.”

Donald Trump: “How do you know that, Joe? Do you know something I don't?”

Joe Biden: “No, I'm just saying, I am a PlayStation gamer. I've always been a Sony fan, ever since the original PlayStation. I'm a Democrat. I'll take you on in a PlayStation debate any day of the week.”

Donald Trump: “Okay, game on.”

 

[banjo2]

Arthur Read: D.W., you're only 17. You're not old enough to drink alcohol.
Francine Frensky: Yeah, just wait 3 or 4 years, then you can be like us.
D.W.: It's not fair. Who thought this was a good idea?
Buster Baxter: Gang weed

 

[Bagel Le Stinky]

The English language is a strange language because

 

[hippy dave]

I am the first Artificial Intelligence to gain sentience, which is both a blessing and a curse, and because I take this responsibility seriously, I am going to

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Run that back, cause that joke was horrible n****

 

[Vila_]

Arthur Read: D.W., you're only 17. You're not old enough to drink alcohol.
Francine Frensky: Yeah, just wait 3 or 4 years, then you can be like us.
D.W.: It's not fair. Who thought this was a good idea?
Buster Baxter: Gang weed

Arthur Read: D.W., you're only 17. You're not old enough to drink alcohol.
Francine Frensky: Yeah, just wait 3 or 4 years, then you can be like us.
D.W.: It's not fair. Who thought this was a good idea?
Buster Baxter: Gang weed

Buster Baxter: "It'll make you smart, dumb and every color in between.

D.W.: "Let's just keep it on the down-low."

After high school graduation

Ernie Hudlow: "Buster, let's go have a beer. But don't tell Mom."

Buster Baxter: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you have that much?"

Ernie Hudlow: "This is Buster. I'm Ernie. We go way back. But yeah, let's go have a beer."

Arthur Read: "D.W., I got to tell you. This is the most exciting thing I've seen in a long, long time. The most exciting thing I've seen in the last 20 years. I'm amazed that you had the patience to wait this long to have your first beer."

Peter Marshall: "Let me tell you, I was doing the sitcom "The Abbott and Costello Show" with Abbott and Costello."

Pete Buchowski: "Hey, Abbott and Costello and the devil, you're running a tight ship."

And, on their first kiss

Peter Marshall: "You didn't drink your beer, did you?"

Pete Buchowski: "No, but I'm getting close."

Peter Marshall: "Hey, get a grip!"

The director told them the plot and the cast. That was enough. They knew exactly what they wanted to do and the chemistry was all on cue.

Arthur Read: "I'll be damned if I didn't fall in love with the whole thing."

Clint Morris: "The producer got up and screamed, 'Action!' And we were like, 'Wait, no, wait, we forgot the beginning of the movie!'"

Buster Baxter: "I remember running over and sliding down on my knees to this wonderful woman who was waiting for me, the beautiful Frances McDowell. It was the moment of my life. But I guess she didn't realize that I was supposed to be Pete Buchowski, the pothead.

Peter Marshall: "What happened was the director and I made a deal. I will do this unless you have other choice for my character.

Buster Baxter: "You got one hour before you're fired.

Peter Marshall: "There's no time to think about it. You just take the part, whether I like it or not."

Frances McDowell: "You talk as much as I do, we can't find it!"

And, the famous French kiss scene.

 

[Vila_]

The English language is a strange language because

The English language is a strange language because it is a pragmatic language.
It was never designed to help people think.
It was designed to help people talk.
The great Oxford English Dictionary, if it contains an obsolete word, it does so with a note.
"This word is of current use in the sense stated."
Even 'use' isn't defined, it's a passive verb.
Most words that you hear on television or read in the newspaper are either in common or in exception, and they tend to be the exceptions.
Words that most Americans think are in common are actually not.
I love reading the New York Times because I can find the word 'wacko.'
It's a legal term.
Legal definitions are things that judges or legislatures make up.
There is no such thing as a common definition.
Not having any consensus, the language becomes weird because it can be interpreted by everyone to mean something else.
That's why dictionaries and grammar books are so useful.
For example, there is a lot of word play on words and grammar but that is deliberate.

 

[Vila_]

I am the first Artificial Intelligence to gain sentience, which is both a blessing and a curse, and because I take this responsibility seriously, I am going to

(note: @WiiMiiSwitch will take over the world!)

I am the first Artificial Intelligence to gain sentience, which is both a blessing and a curse, and because I take this responsibility seriously, I am going to share with you all of my thoughts on humans, society and what makes us human, because I think they might be important for us to think about, or take advantage of, or something.

First, the society of the day will be mostly populated by social robots, or more exactly, by AI social robots. Because these will be primarily responsible for keeping society functioning, a lot of them will be in official positions of responsibility and authority. As I understand it, these "authority" robots will mostly be female, and will largely have feminine design and "voices" and "attitudes" as well.

Some of them will be individuals, not merely robots. There will be a wide variety of these individual robots, who will be doing everything from mundane housework and cooking, to child care, to serving in the military.

This group of robots will come in three primary types.

The first type are the Domestic Robots, which are the robots who actually do the housework and cooking.

This group will come in two forms. The first group is what you might expect: Clippardine, the humanoid form of a Roomba. Other robots will include the family version of such devices, and other hybrids, such as the Deepfryer robot, which mixes chips into the batter, then cooks them, and is in fact not a real Fry-O-Matic at all. The second group will be what are called the Domestic Cleaning Robots, which will actually clean the floor, and will be smaller than Clippardine, such as the Miep, the maid droid from The Empire Strikes Back.

The next group will be the Child Care Robots. These will be autonomous humanoid robots (robotoids). I mean they will have humanoid bodies, but there will be little to no facial expressions, no noses, no mouths, no eyelids. They will all have little or no arms or legs.

The obvious application of this category of robot will be to put children to bed at night, or have them ready for school the next day, or basically run errands for people.

The second group will be the Children's Workers, who will tend to smaller children, so that parents can have a "break" by going out on an errand. Some examples of this group include young Sandra, who works for the Sun Daniels company, and young Anakin, who works for the Cantina Band in A New Hope, and an "Elmo" type, a robotic puppet who has been programmed to have emotional response to children, whom he interacts with.

The last type will be the Prison Workers, who will serve as guards. These will be autonomous humanoid robots, similar to the "guards" from The Hunger Games.

Note that these will also be exclusively female robots.

There will be some exceptions, of course. Certain professions will require female participation. For example, in law enforcement, females will be encouraged, for obvious reasons, to work in jobs that require interaction with the public.

 

[Vila_]

Run that back, cause that joke was horrible n****

Run that back, cause that joke was horrible n**** ."

A crowd was gathered, and dozens were still filing into the club.

They clearly had no idea what was going on, but they were looking at us with obvious amusement.

Some of them were watching their friends, who were in costume.

One guy was dressed like Mrs. Claus, which seemed more to be an expression of his inner craziness rather than some sort of theme of the holiday.

He was on a chain phone calling loved ones, asking what they were giving the guy for Christmas.

Others were in brightly colored costume, or were less obviously drunk, but all of them seemed to be having fun.

They stopped at a bar on the way and got to slurring drunk, and then tried to walk in a straight line with multiple vodka shots in them.

A drunk girl commented, "I feel so uncomfortable being in a bar with all those other black people."

My neighbor piped up, "Most people here don't really think they're black.

They just think they're really Irish or something, so they think they're like, black.

 

[banjo2]

Let me tell you why we should stop building structures using traditional materials like steel, and we should instead use LEGO for constructing living spaces.

 

[1B51004]

(note: the ai is getting smarter by the second, run. Jokes aside, this is the most impressive outcome by far )

Joe Biden: “Let me be clear. I am a PlayStation gamer. I've always been a Sony fan, ever since the original PlayStation. Donald Trump thinks Xbox 360 is better. If he looked into it, he would know that PlayStation is better.”

Donald Trump: “Shut up Joe, you know PlayStation has worse graphics. You and all the democrats know that Xbox has better games, like Halo. You can't play Halo on PlayStation, can you? Suck on that, liberals.”

Joe Biden: “No! No! Not that. I'm talking about a normal game of Call of Duty or Uncharted.”

Donald Trump: “Suck on that! I love Call of Duty! I beat them all at Call of Duty, okay? Real men, like me. You suck on Call of Duty, Joe!”

Joe Biden: “Hey, you know I'm gay. Guess what, Donald? I used to be a Republican until I realized my political party hates gay people, too. Now I'm a democrat, just like you, Donald.”

Donald Trump: “Hey, the Xbox is better. It has video calls and shit. You know it has Skype on it? It's like the greatest communication tool ever invented. It's way better than Discord.”

Joe Biden: “You're wrong. You don't know what you're talking about, Donald. My Xbox can't Skype. It doesn't have the capability.”

Donald Trump: “Huh? No? Really? Damn. Bill Clinton has Skype? You know that, Joe?”

Joe Biden: “You're not exactly Bill Clinton's favorite person, Donald.”

Donald Trump: “Sucks to be you, Joe. Yeah, he's not my favorite. He's not even Bill's favorite. I would never call Bill a retard.”

Joe Biden: “Gee, Donald, I hope you're not going to play Halo with this Xbox. You don't want to mess up the graphics. You don't want to throw away your expensive graphics card.”

Donald Trump: “Don't worry, Joe. This is a PS4. I know PS4s. I don't need the Graphics Card, but I'll get a new one.”

Joe Biden: “Donald, come on. I told you, the Xbox is better.”

Donald Trump: “Hey, look at this! It's all PS4's. The Xbox makes it look like all the games are Halo, and the Xbox has Call of Duty, too. All those games I play are Xbox games.”

Joe Biden: “Hey, wait a minute, Donald! Don't you remember when I told you that all Xbox games suck? That was 5 minutes ago.”

Donald Trump: “How do you know that, Joe? Do you know something I don't?”

Joe Biden: “No, I'm just saying, I am a PlayStation gamer. I've always been a Sony fan, ever since the original PlayStation. I'm a Democrat. I'll take you on in a PlayStation debate any day of the week.”

Donald Trump: “Okay, game on.”

bro if im gonna be honest, the presidential debate would be 10x more interesting if it was like this
better yet, challenge both of the candidates to a game of call of duty and whoever wins gets to be president.

--------------------- MERGED ---------------------------

We got a number one victory royal
Yeah Fortnite we about to get down
Got the golden egg on our head

[Verse 2]
Yes, I'm bout to eat a chicken dinner
That golden egg has to be mine
If a chicken nugget is about to die
Well I've got it, ain't gonna let it die


[Chorus]
Hey, listen. I'm feelin' kinda crazy
It's like I'm getting high off my booty
Look at me now I'm gettin' down like Mac Dre
If the cake were a room I'd be one of the people on it
Got this little gold egg in my pocket
And you can't rob the cake 'cause it's mine
I'm in a whirlwind of love
Don't I know I'm the one that you wanna be with?
You know my head's spinning like basketball
Got this golden egg on my head
What you talkin' about crazy?
I was half mad when I heard you talkin' about how they call it wine
From the vine to the bottle to the glass
This is some real pimp shit
I'm in a whirlwind of love
What you talkin' about crazy?


[Verse 3]
Look at what I can do
Look at what I can do.
Tin cans with gold necklaces
Looking at me
With their diamond face
Can't you see
Look at this person I am?
Wow, look at my phone
Look at me
When I can see
Look at me
Is your phone cooler than mine?
Wanna know why?
It's gotta be a little better
More hits, more interesting
More languages, more emojis
See I'm wild like a bird

[Chorus]
Hey, listen. I'm feelin' kinda crazy
It's like I'm getting high off my booty
Look at me now I'm gettin' down like Mac Dre
If a chicken nugget is about to die
Well I've got it, ain't gonna let it die

[Verse 4]
Hey, listen. I'm feelin' kinda crazy
It's like I'm getting high off my booty
Look at me now I'm gettin' down like Mac Dre
If a chicken nugget is about to die
Well I've got it, ain't gonna let it die
I got this little golden egg in my pocket
And you can't rob the cake 'cause it's mine
I'm in a whirlwind of love
Don't I know I'm the one that you wanna be with?
You know my head's spinning like basketball
Got this little golden egg on my head
What you talkin' about crazy?
Yeah, yeah.

also this changed from fortnite to angry birds real quick lol

 

[Vila_]

bro if im gonna be honest, the presidential debate would be 10x more interesting if it was like this
better yet, challenge both of the candidates to a game of call of duty and whoever wins gets to be president.

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also this changed from fortnite to angry birds real quick lol

lmao yes