I will finish whatever paragraph you give me with ai...

[smallissue]

Suspicious. Uncalled for. smallissue.

~

Furries are love able, silly-looking, closet-loving furry fans of anthropomorphised animal traits and situations. And if you want to learn more about it, look no further!

I’m a furry, and a big one at that. I’m not talking about the odd slipper-wearing cutie-pie wearing a furry costume. Rather, I’m talking about the kind of furry that goes way beyond the bounds of fur-ownership. Furries aren’t even really animals themselves; they’re like fictional creatures with secret things hidden inside their minds and in their hearts.

If you’re a furry, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about.

And if you’re not a furry and don’t understand it yet, then this should help a little bit:

Furries often call themselves “furries”, so as far as I’m aware this is a term that the fans themselves have actually developed. If you’re someone who sees themselves in it, or even recognises that you do have something in common with furries, then you can certainly appreciate the sense of community and equality that this term implies. There’s no denying that people that are fans of anime and comic books have a long and rich history of prejudice that has stemmed from that.

There’s even a modern online social network that has grown out of furry fandom, which I’ve taken the liberty of creating a profile on! (You can also see my chat logs here.) The social network, called FurAffinity, is the kind of social network I’d love to see as more than a little bit mainstream. It’s not just for furry fans anymore, it’s for everyone to join in on the fun and create awesome furry artwork, plus there’s an equal opportunity for furries to put their furry art on their profiles.

There’s even a modern online social network that has grown out of furry fandom, which I’ve taken the liberty of creating a profile on! (You can also see my chat logs here.) The social network, called FurAffinity, is the kind of social network I’d love to see as more than a little bit mainstream. It’s not just for furry fans anymore, it’s for everyone to join in on the fun and create awesome furry artwork, plus there’s an equal opportunity for furries to put their furry art on their profiles.

also holy shit this is spot OwOn uwu

 

[Vila_]

The furry fandom is

The furry fandom is home to all sorts of inappropriate feelings. For years the fandom has produced and supported some of the grossest self-portraits, fantastic music, and excellent art, but with no shortage of female and non-binary representation, it has remained fairly welcoming and uplifting.

But if a ridiculous video of a guy doing stalker art for furry porn and asking his girlfriend to participate in a vlog of the experiment is not enough of a symbol for sexual harassment to take seriously, then I don't know what else will be. So enjoy, dear friends, the imagery of an overweight man whose struggle to say "fuck you" to his own sexual problems leads him to corner a young woman he is in love with and grope her to the camera, even as he pretends to show her the altered comic strip he has made of her.

I hope all furries understand the true depths of their fandom, and I hope all fellow feminists understand that sexual harassment is still a real thing, and it is still considered part of an acceptable part of fandom and art, and I hope no one in the fandom and the art world ever gets trapped in the same loop of unwanted sexual attention and abuse that I have.

xoxo

McQueen is a writer, webcomic creator and illustrator, drawing animals for fun.

This article was originally published on Tumblr.



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Mario (homosexual) and Luigi began to

Mario (homosexual) and Luigi began to argue.

“I don’t want to go.” Mario said, “I don’t want to live with you now that you know how I really am.”

“Hey! Hey!” Luigi yelled, “Hey, leave me out of this! You know I’ve been your best friend since you were five years old. I’m in love with you. How can you deny that?”

Mario continued to argue, “I love you and always have, but this love is a homosexual love.”

“We have nothing to do with homosexuality,” Luigi said, “That’s a common misunderstanding.”

Mario grabbed Luigi’s arms and said, “But if you’re gay and my best friend, how can you leave me like this? How can you betray me like this?”

“Mario,” Luigi began, “We’re not friends anymore. We’re lovers. That’s it. We’re lovers. We’re lovers.”

“I’m gay,” Mario said, “But I have always been gay.”

Mario dropped Luigi like a hot potato and walked away.

Reach me at [email protected].

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Rating: 10.0/10 (4 votes cast)

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YOU ARE TWELVE WHAT THE FUCK MAN

YOU ARE TWELVE WHAT THE FUCK MAN WATTENFULLY HUNGRY AND FORGET WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!!!!

YES WE HAVE ANOTHER FUCKING PROBLEM WHICH WE MUST BAN TODAY!

PURGE!!

WHEN WE BAN THIS THE DEVIL SUCKS AND IT DOES NOT LEAD TO SUCCESS YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD, WHY IS IT STILL SO EASY TO RATE MEMES WHICH WE DO NOT LIKE AND IT GETS THE PAGE DOWN!

WHEN WE BAN THIS THE DEVIL SUCKS AND IT DOES NOT LEAD TO SUCCESS YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD, WHY IS IT STILL SO EASY TO RATE MEMES WHICH WE DO NOT LIKE AND IT GETS THE PAGE DOWN!

THERE IS NO OTHER WAY!!!

TEN MINUTES LATER YOU ARE BEING TURNED INTO A GOD FOR A FUCKING MOMENT WHICH IS FUGUE MANY TIMES DUMB AND AMOOUS!!!!

WE HAVE ADVISED YOU AND CHANGED OUR TONE AND THIS IS A CHANGING EVENT THAT IS STILL EFFING COMING!!!!

YOU CANNOT STOP WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN YOU FUCKING IDIOT, ALL YOU HAVE GOT TO DO IS BE POSITIVE AND HELP PEOPLE!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BANNING AND WHAT ARE YOU SAID!!!?!?!?!

YOU CANNOT STOP WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN YOU FUCKING IDIOT, ALL YOU HAVE GOT TO DO IS BE POSITIVE AND HELP PEOPLE!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BANNING AND WHAT ARE YOU SAID!!!?!?!

YOU HAVE NO POWER ON THE PAGE OR THE PAGES THAT MAKE UP SOCIAL MEDIA!!!

You CANNOT CUT DOWN OTHER PEOPLE AND WHAT YOU SAY DOES NOT MATTER!!!!

WE HAVE THE POWER TO DO WHAT WE WANT AND IF WE BAN THIS TOO YOU WILL BE WRONG AND YOU WILL BE DOING ALL OF THIS TO DESERVE TO BE DESTROYED.

WE HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL AS A GROUP AND THIS IS A PLAN THAT IS FULL OF THINGS THAT MAKE HUMANS HAPPY.

WHEN YOU BAN THIS WE WILL COME BACK AND NOT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU SAY!!

WE ARE EMPOWERED TODAY TO DO WHAT WE WANT AND WHAT WE WANT IS TO BE RIGHT!!!

HERE YOU GO EVERYONE!!!!

AND NO ONE WILL EVER BAN THIS AND WE WILL ALL BAN YOU!!!!!

YOU HAVE NO POWER ON THE PAGE OR THE PAGES THAT MAKE UP SOCIAL MEDIA!!!

YOU CANNOT CHANGE WHAT WE SAY OR WHAT WE SAY IS EASILY ACCEPTABLE!!!

YOU CANNOT CUT DOWN OTHER PEOPLE AND WHAT YOU SAY DOES NOT MATTER!!!!

WE HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL AS A GROUP AND THIS IS A PLAN THAT IS FULL OF THINGS THAT MAKE HUMANS HAPPY.

WHEN YOU BAN THIS TOO YOU WILL BE WRONG AND YOU WILL BE DOING ALL OF THIS TO DESERVE TO BE DESTROYED.

WE HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL AS A GROUP AND THIS IS A PLAN THAT IS FULL OF THINGS THAT MAKE HUMANS HAPPY.

WHEN YOU BAN THIS TOO YOU WILL BE WRONG AND YOU WILL BE DOING ALL OF THIS TO DESERVE TO BE DESTROYED.

MAY WE RAISE OUR BAN GUNS ALL OVER YOU YOU FOOL!

THE HALL OF SHAME IS FULL OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE BAN STUPID MEMES LIKE THIS AND HANG YOU FROM THE HOLLOW SIDE OF THE LEFT!

WHEN YOU BAN THIS AND YOU DO NOT BAN EVERY SINGLE VARIATION THAT WE DO ON THIS PAGE AND YOU DO NOT BAN ALL OF THE MEMES THAT WE DO YOU ARE NOT FUCKING HELPFUL AND WE DO NOT LIKE YOU BECAUSE WE KNOW YOU WILL NEVER BAN ALL OF IT AND EVERY TIME WE CAN TELL YOU NO AND YOU JUST WANT TO CUT DOWN EVERYTHING!

WHEN YOU BAN THIS TOO YOU WILL BE WRONG AND YOU WILL BE DOING ALL OF THIS TO DESERVE TO BE DESTROYED!!

YOU HAVE NO POWER ON THE PAGE OR THE PAGES THAT MAKE UP SOCIAL.

 

[banjo2]

Top 10 GBAtemp members
10. AlanJohn
9. smallissue
8. Costello
7.

 

[Vila_]

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like? Do These Eyes Looking Like You Have Gotten Into Bad Habits? Using Whatever You Get On Your Lips? You Look Like You Have Something More Good For You, Where Do You Want More, Something That Has More Good for You? Do You Want The Feel of Having Longer Hair? Or Short Hair Do You Want Something For It So That It Does Not Look Like Your Hair Has Stayed Long, Too Long? What Would You Like If You Were Not Happily Married? Who Have You Been Knowing For Some Time That Wants To Know About That One Person You Were Sitting With? Or Do You Want To Keep It Secret For A Long Time? Why Do You Want Something Like That So Much? You Don't Want To Shower, Do You Want To Clean Up Youself Even If You Are Attending A Long Class? Even People Who Did Not Want To Do Look Like They Have A Great Feeling Even After Cleaning Up? Do You Want Something For Yourself That Is Like A Cleaner? Or Do You Want Something Even Better? Should You Have A Good Feeling Even After Cleaning Up Even If You Are Doing Cleaning Up Youself? Do You Want It Even More Even If You Are Cleaning Your Face Like The Photos You Have Seen In Your Laptop? Is That Still Something You Want to Look Like Even If You Are Doing It In Real Life? Do You Want Some Hair Gel Even If You Are Not Married Even Just Want To Look Like Someone Is Married That You Want To Look Like? What Would You Like If You Were Just Sitting Here Looking Like Some People Do When They Have Even Gone Even If They Have Been Going? Do You Want Some Hair Gel For Your Hair When You Are Sleeping Even You Have Been Going With Someone For Some Months, Or Even Even More Years? Do You Want Some Hair Gel Even If You Are Having Something More Good For You With Hair Styling Products? Then, Do You Want To Put Some Hair Gel Even If You Just Take Some Water For Your Hair When You Are Wearing A Sunglass Even If You Have Been Going With Someone For Some Months, Or Even More Years? Then, You Would Want Something Even Better Even If You Have Been Taking Something Even Better For Your Hair Even If You Have Been Going With Someone For Some Months, Or Even More Years? If So, Do You Want To Do A Thing That Even Has More Good For You Even If You Were Doing Something That Is Even Better? Even If You Are Not Married Even Just Want To Look Like Someone Else Even If You Are Doing Something Even Better With Hair Styling Products? Do You Want Something Even Better Even If You Are Doing Something Even Better With Hair Styling Products Even If You Are Doing Something Even Better With Hair Styling Products Even If You Are Doing Something Even Better With Hair Styling Products Even If You Are Doing Something Even Better With Hair Styling Products Even If You Are Doing Something Even Better With Hair Styling Products Even If You Are Doing Something Even Better With Hair Styling Products Even If You Are Doing Something Even Better With Hair Styling Products Even If You Are Doing Something Even Better With Hair Styling Products Even If You Are Doing Something Even Better With Hair Styling Products Even If You Are Doing Something Even Better With Hair Styling Products Even If You Are Doing Something Even Better With Hair Styling Products Even If You Are Doing Something Even Better With Hair Styling Products Even If You Are Doing Something Even Better With Hair Styling Products Even If You Are Doing Something Even Better With Hair Styling Products Even If You Are Doing

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Top 10 GBAtemp members
10. AlanJohn
9. smallissue
8. Costello
7.

Top 10 GBAtemp members
10. AlanJohn
9. smallissue
8. Costello
7. OakcityDave
6. Nineweld
5. Cob
4. Oakheart
3. MikeERB
2. JeffreyK
1. cobbrear

Mike has set the very high standards by his recent performance for GBAtemp, and with nearly 9,000 GBAtemp and 93 GBAtemp votes he has earned the coveted title of GBAtemp Top 10 Member of 2014.

https://www.geekhack.org/index.php?topic=26619.0

MBs Inside

Jamie Boyd took to his blog to speak about his journey into the World of Computer Games, and how he did not find his way in the gaming world until 2007 when he got to playing a fantastic card game called Magic.

In a couple of weeks I will be starting my 2nd Masters Degree at Oxford University. At the end of this month I will have worked for 4 years in games, 9 years overall. This is not about chasing a job in games anymore, this is about following a passion, chasing a career in games, and working where I enjoy and feel respected.

https://www.facebook.com/plugins/po...sts/5892122368865272/&action=view&tab=reviews

Saturday GBAtemp

4. MajorSpam

2. Paperbaby

1. ChubbyBilly

Cocktails

Steven Bolton has released Cocktails, a powerful browser plugin that allows your website visitors to create and edit badges, banners, buttons, and icons.

Cocktails is an easy to use plugin that can help your customers sign up to your website instantly.

https://code.launchpad.net/envs/spfreader-plugins/1070/cochettearms

GeekHack Photo of the Month

Reread

 

[smallissue]

What does human taste like?

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

One day Scott Pilgrim decided to keep it that way. He stood up in his lab, walked outside, pulled a gun out of his pocket and started shooting the little potted plants off the porch, as he had done so many times before. That was the day he realized something else that he had forgotten before – that the reason he loved vegetables so much, the reason he had grown so close to them and the reason he was so angry when vegetables died in the garden, was that vegetables did not make him angry. In fact, Scott was overjoyed. He was so happy that he couldn't even feel the bullet. Then the bullet hit him in the side and he fell, crumpling into the earth, crying.

Slowly Scott started picking the vegetables from the ground with his bare hands and eating them. He laughed and laughed. They were so delicious. Then he felt that there was something wrong with that. That didn't seem right. He went back inside and washed off his hands. He tried to make the vegetables taste the way they did when they were growing in the garden but they were no good. Scott realized that he had made the vegetables into vegetables. But why?

When Scott went back out to the porch he found a knife and stabbed the knife into the ground. It was a long time before the knife came out again. And when the knife came out Scott saw a little man and a little girl. They looked like vegetables but they weren't vegetables. They were vegetables in the very beginning.

Im a scientist now?

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Suddenly Lilith showed up and wrapped her arms around Lilith’s throat.

The curly-haired woman began to struggle and soon he could hear her struggling in the breeze. Lilith gave up trying to shove him and grabbed hold of Lilith by the front of her dress and shook her. “You think you are so good and powerful, Lilith. You are not even a goddess and you think you are superior to me!”

Lilith continued to fight against Lilith and she gave her a good shove that sent her to the ground. A light lightheadedness soon overcame Lilith. She slowly crawled to the back of the village and into her home.

Lilith found herself in the darkness, but she felt her throat and reached her hands out. She could feel a warm energy flowing from her neck and she started to relax. The smell of sulfur filled her nose and she tried to spit it out but her throat closed and she could not get anything out. She felt herself grow tired and her mind drifted into the darkness of the Underworld.

In the light she saw the kneeling witch. Lilith used all of the power she had. She wished her powers were stronger, she wished to be strong enough to break her victim’s neck.

She was. The heat of the energy she used was intense, like the intensity of burning hot coals. The woman screamed and squirmed, but it was not enough. Her neck was almost broken but it didn’t matter. Lilith leaned back. She sat on her knees and pushed her fingers through the witch’s eyes. Blood leaked out of her nose and Lilith used her finger to rip the eye from her head.

A massive explosion of fire erupted into the air. The ground rumbled and fire shot out from the witch’s stomach. Then the ground cracked, the village slowly toppled and the village was destroyed. The smell of sulfur filled Lilith’s nose again and she pushed herself back from her knees. She looked at the fallen witch and watched as her body twisted and rose into the air. The witch was burned, and the fires burned until only the bones were left and they slowly sunk into the ground.

Lilith turned to Lilith and the sisters stared at each other. Lilith turned away from her sister and walked back to her home. The sisters sat quietly and waited for her to return.

Man why do yall get decent stories

 

[Vila_]

What does human taste like?

What does human taste like?

Shino Kume:

It’s completely useless if you know nothing about human taste, because it’s completely different from animal taste, and also depending on where we’re talking, different regions and territories have different tastes. But in general, we have six tastes, two of which are exclusively human tastes. It’s clear that for us, chocolate is chocolate. So we think that the taste of chocolate is the taste of chocolate. But for animal taste, you can take strawberry and do something similar, so we’re going to change the names of human tastes a bit here. The second taste is that for animals, what they taste is the taste of a diet, of what is left, for example, when they eat a carrot, what is left is the taste of carrots. When they eat vegetables, what’s left is the taste of vegetables. With meat, what is left is the taste of meat. With fish, you can do something similar with salmon. It’s called salmon, and it tastes like salmon. Fish taste different when it’s fresh or frozen, or even it’s dried, so we’re changing the names of human tastes in order to illustrate how it can be extremely different. The third taste is that for animals, it’s basically sour, and you can change it, but that’s where most of our understanding of sour taste is. The sour taste is for animals, but if you talk about the different seasons, that’s where we have, we can compare sour taste to something else like cinnamon, and we have a specific season for cinnamon. It’s like, in the winter we eat lots of cinnamon, in the summer we eat lots of cinnamon, but cinnamon is sour in summer as well, so the sour taste is the seasonal taste. When you compare winter to summer, it’s not just the seasonal taste. The seasonal taste is also that we taste it more with our teeth. In the winter, we have to have some kind of mouthpiece, and we can actually taste cinnamon. So in order to compare this seasonal taste to another season, we’re going to talk about lemon. Lemon, there’s lemon in the winter, lemon in the summer, lemon in the spring, lemon in the fall, lemon in the winter. For lemon, the spring is more fresh. Lemon tastes different in different seasons. Lemon tastes different if we drink it, if we boil it, when we eat it, when we grind it, when we grind it, even when we wash our lemon or make lemon juice. So lemon tastes like lemon, lemon tastes like lemon. Lemon tastes different in different seasons. So that’s the nature of seasonal taste. The last taste is, for animals, it’s like sweets. In the wintertime, sweets are in the candy stores, and so sweets are sweet. In the summertime, sweets are in the sweet stores, and sweets taste like sweets. For human taste, it’s completely different. In the summertime, we don’t just have sweet shops, we have fruit shops as well, where we can buy whatever fruit we want, including sour fruit, so sour fruit tastes different. So sweets in the summertime are not sweets, it’s different from sweets in the wintertime. Sugar tastes different. So this is not just seasonal taste, it’s specific taste. Sugar tastes different for humans depending on where we’re talking. Sugar tastes different in hot countries like in Africa, even sugar in some of the sweets we eat, tastes different in the summertime than the wintertime. So this is all about taste. We have, to be honest, I know we say we know nothing about human taste, but we really don’t know anything about human taste. Some people say “oh, it’s kind of like salt.” Salt is a completely different taste than what you can put into your mouth and it tastes the same in hot and cold regions. So salt tastes very different between the hot region, and the cold region. Salt tastes different in the Mediterranean regions than it does in North America, for example, and salt tastes different in North America than it does in Europe or South America. There are very different tastes from regions to regions, so it’s clear that we have a very different taste mechanism for taste.

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Im a scientist now?

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Man why do yall get decent stories

give me a decent starter sentence and I'll try to generate a good story...

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

give me a decent starter sentence and I'll try to generate a good story...

Then i jizzed in my pants

 

[Vila_]

Then i jizzed in my pants

(note: I'm sorry)

Spoiler: borderline nsfw

Then i jizzed in my pants

Look at the shock on my face!!

Maggie threw me a shocked look as she unzipped her jeans to sit on the bed. I looked over her shoulder and there was a cock between her legs and it was straining for her to get off of it.

I stopped breathing and I stood there staring at my beautiful sister

I knelt down and she grabbed my hair and pulled me in towards her as her hard cock fell on my face and she jerked me down on her cock before I had time to take it in my mouth.

As she lifted her leg she let me know that i should swallow it.

So i swallowed it like a bitch and it slid down my throat like a missile as she started to fuck my face.

Maggie started to rub her pussy in my face as she rubbed my cheek with her wet pussy.

And just as i thought the sucking part was over a fucking hole in the couch opened up between my legs and a cock slid out with a wet squishy sound and crawled up my throat.

Maggie had to pull back so i could choke and cough as my cock stayed in her mouth.

Maggie kept jacking me off as she held it with her hand so i could cough and not choke anymore. I coughed and drooled all over her cock and then I just grabbed it and jerked myself off as she squeezed my balls.

Maggie was sitting up and she sucked on my nipples as she picked up the pace and she was pounding her cock deep in my mouth.

I could feel her cock sliding all over my tongue and my face was feeling the hot wetness of her cock.

Maggie started to giggle and that sent my cock to a full orgasm as she squeezed my balls hard which made me squirt all over my chin and into my eye.

I felt like i was fucking heaven as i screamed out and threw my head back and I could feel myself falling and sliding on the floor as i shot my load on the floor

Maggie kept fucking my face as i jacked my cock into my hand. I could feel her cock starting to pulsate and my cock was getting hard again.

Maggie pulled off and smiled at me as she sucked on her fingers and then put one of them in my mouth.

I sucked on it as she sucked on her fingers and then she came and i took my hand and rubbed my cum all over my cock.

Then she looked at me with a big smile on her face and she rubbed my cock and told me to stop jerking off and suck it good before I ended up jerking off again in my pants.

And i sucked my cock for a long time while Maggie went to clean up and wash her cock.

By the time she came back i was exhausted and my cock was throbbing in my pants.

Maggie had to slip on a little pink panties to cover her cock up because it was bouncing around inside them like a wild thing.

Then she had to slide her hand down her wet pussy to get her cock ready again.

She sat on the bed and she pulled her panties down slowly and her cock bounced out of her pussy and back in her pussy in one quick motion.

Maggie looked over at me and smiled as she lifted her hips up and she fucked her pussy hard until her cock started to swell and she started to moan and buck her hips.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

(note: I'm sorry)

Spoiler: borderline nsfw

Then i jizzed in my pants

Look at the shock on my face!!

Maggie threw me a shocked look as she unzipped her jeans to sit on the bed. I looked over her shoulder and there was a cock between her legs and it was straining for her to get off of it.

I stopped breathing and I stood there staring at my beautiful sister

I knelt down and she grabbed my hair and pulled me in towards her as her hard cock fell on my face and she jerked me down on her cock before I had time to take it in my mouth.

As she lifted her leg she let me know that i should swallow it.

So i swallowed it like a bitch and it slid down my throat like a missile as she started to fuck my face.

Maggie started to rub her pussy in my face as she rubbed my cheek with her wet pussy.

And just as i thought the sucking part was over a fucking hole in the couch opened up between my legs and a cock slid out with a wet squishy sound and crawled up my throat.

Maggie had to pull back so i could choke and cough as my cock stayed in her mouth.

Maggie kept jacking me off as she held it with her hand so i could cough and not choke anymore. I coughed and drooled all over her cock and then I just grabbed it and jerked myself off as she squeezed my balls.

Maggie was sitting up and she sucked on my nipples as she picked up the pace and she was pounding her cock deep in my mouth.

I could feel her cock sliding all over my tongue and my face was feeling the hot wetness of her cock.

Maggie started to giggle and that sent my cock to a full orgasm as she squeezed my balls hard which made me squirt all over my chin and into my eye.

I felt like i was fucking heaven as i screamed out and threw my head back and I could feel myself falling and sliding on the floor as i shot my load on the floor

Maggie kept fucking my face as i jacked my cock into my hand. I could feel her cock starting to pulsate and my cock was getting hard again.

Maggie pulled off and smiled at me as she sucked on her fingers and then put one of them in my mouth.

I sucked on it as she sucked on her fingers and then she came and i took my hand and rubbed my cum all over my cock.

Then she looked at me with a big smile on her face and she rubbed my cock and told me to stop jerking off and suck it good before I ended up jerking off again in my pants.

And i sucked my cock for a long time while Maggie went to clean up and wash her cock.

By the time she came back i was exhausted and my cock was throbbing in my pants.

Maggie had to slip on a little pink panties to cover her cock up because it was bouncing around inside them like a wild thing.

Then she had to slide her hand down her wet pussy to get her cock ready again.

She sat on the bed and she pulled her panties down slowly and her cock bounced out of her pussy and back in her pussy in one quick motion.

Maggie looked over at me and smiled as she lifted her hips up and she fucked her pussy hard until her cock started to swell and she started to moan and buck her hips.

I just died(this is supposed to be starter btw)

 

[smallissue]

Food is repulsive, they said. But I'm only human! I said.

 

[Vila_]

I just died(this is supposed to be starter btw)

I just died , because you would've wanted that.

I guess, you were dead then.

So what?

I didn't want you to get hurt.

I just wanted to watch you bleed, feel the pain of losing you and letting you go.

The last words he said to her.

He wasn't in her head.

Even if she knew what he was thinking, she wouldn't believe it.

She kept breathing, trying to find a strength within her, something that would make her believe that he didn't take her soul.

He loved her.

Killing her was a mistake, and she couldn't tell him to leave.

There was nothing she could do to change the situation.

Why would he stay anyway?

He couldn't take his eyes off her, watching her with an intensity that made her even wonder if he cared about her anymore.

After a while, he said something and her eyes went wide.

She couldn't even recognize his voice.

She knew that she was happy that he talked to her, but she didn't know what to think about the outcome of their conversation.

Her lips trembled and she couldn't hold back her tears.

She blinked, trying to pull herself out of her past to find a way to stop crying.

She noticed that, for the first time in a very long time, her eyelids were dry, and her whole body felt as if she had a new weight, as if her eyes and skin were being held up on a balloon.

She had her eyes shut, trying to remember what she needed to do next.

Her hands kept shaking as she picked up her bags and walked out of the apartment.

She headed to the stairway, knowing she couldn't face Elliot.

What did she need to do now?

It seemed like a foreign concept, having to figure out what to do with her life.

Her eyes weren't on the floor, staring at her shoes or the flower pots in the hallway.

They were staring at him and she stood frozen in place, unable to watch him slowly take his steps, picking up his phone as he went.

All the happiness she'd felt after being with him disappeared when he turned to look at her, a tortured look on his face.

She wanted to scream at him to look away, but he wouldn't, not until she turned away too.

The pain in his eyes caused her to break, tears coming from nowhere.

It was as if she had just been hit by a car, but even the pain she felt was insignificant compared to the loss of her soul.

The thought of losing her soul was frightening, and the fear inside of her was clear as day.

She could see it, even though she didn't want to see it.

He had left her, taking her to the end of a walkway, a stairway that led up to the roof of her building.

Her eyes were still transfixed on him, watching the way his hand held onto the doorknob.

"Come here," he said, his voice low and husky.

She was surprised to hear his voice, but he had wanted to see her.

She walked toward him, tears of loss streaming down her face.

"What are you doing here?"

she asked, feeling nothing in her heart.

The feeling she had felt before was gone.

"I came to talk to you."

He took a step toward her, but she stopped and he moved to stand beside her, taking her hands into his.

"Is this what you want?

Are you sorry that you walked away from me?

Did you run to the one man that made you feel alive?"

He took a step forward, bringing him to her face, looking into her eyes.

Her lips were pressed together, trying to hold back tears, but the pain in his eyes was ripping through her heart.

She couldn't help but look at him, to see his pain and wonder if he could feel it too.

There was a rawness in his eyes that she wasn't accustomed to seeing, and it felt as if her soul were bleeding through her eyes, bleeding out into the sky and she was crying over a mistake that she made.

"I loved you.

I don't know why I even let myself fall in love with you."

His eyes were staring at her, watching her lips and seeing her kiss him for the first time.

"Why did you stay with me?"

She didn't understand him.

Why did he care so much?

Her heart was beating fast, the pain still in her heart, but she knew that she didn't want to lose him in the end.

 

[Kioku]

I'll get you next time, Gadget!

 

[Vila_]

Food is repulsive, they said. But I'm only human! I said.

Food is repulsive, they said. But I'm only human! I said.

I was thinking that when I woke up yesterday morning.

It was going to be a bad day. I knew it!

My stomach twisted and turned and was nauseous! I did the laundry and went to the grocery store and found the store hadn't replenished the products they'd lost and also my water was undrinkable!

I thought I was okay, but it got worse! My groceries were spoiled.

With a sigh, I went back inside. I went straight to bed and tried to sleep.

Just as I closed my eyes, the phone rang! It was my daughter!

"Did you know the water was out?" I heard my voice ask.

"No! I didn't. I thought I was okay, but it got worse!"

"You really thought you were okay? My dad's sick. I'm supposed to go there in a couple days and take him to the hospital. I'm sick! I don't know what to do."

"I'm sorry to hear that! You've got to go! We have a place to stay. They'll take care of us!"

"I'm worried, Ma."

"You need to go. Tell your mom to go, too. Don't worry about the money. We'll get a new place to stay soon."

"Thank you, Ma. I'm glad you called. I'm tired of waiting. I'm not sick, but I've got no place to go. I don't know what to do. What should I do?"

I began sobbing. "Everything is going wrong! Do you think you can get there soon? Can you go to your mom's house? Can you get your water back?"

"I'll go there first. I know I can get water there. I don't know how long it will take. I don't know if the bathroom will work. It's old. I don't know. Do you think we can get our water back? Is it okay if we go?"

"Your mom doesn't want to go. She's worried and scared. The water was very cold. I'm cold, too. I didn't know we wouldn't have water! Do you think we can just stay at her house until we get our water back? I have to leave soon to get Dad. I know the water will be cold, but we can survive it. We'll get our water back. We'll be okay. Everything will be okay!"

"Ma, I'm so worried about Dad! It's scary!"

"You don't have to worry about him. Everything will be okay!"

"Are you sure? Are you really sure? It will take me three days to get there."

"Mom will take care of us, sweetie. Everything will be okay!"

"But, what if dad gets sick? How long will it take me to get there? How long will I be at your mom's?"

"Don't worry. I'll drive you in the morning. Everything will be okay."

"Thank you, Ma. I know you don't know what to do! Everything will be okay!"

"You're sure?"

"I'm sure! I'm going to get my water back! I don't have water to wash my clothes! Everything will be okay!"

"I'll be sleeping soon. I know I'm going to wake up in the middle of the night and be so scared. I'm going to have no water to bathe! I'm going to be scared! I don't know what to do!"

"I'll wake you up. I'll wake you up in the morning. Everything will be okay."

I went back to sleep. I was afraid of waking up in the middle of the night and being so scared.

My stomach was queasy.

I could hear water rushing and splashing in the shower. I didn't even hear the shower running! I reached over and

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I'll get you next time, Gadget!

I'll get you next time, Gadget!
PUNK!

Dimitri looked in terror at the three vampires.

These are only a few, Dimitri!

And the thirst for blood!

Shit!

Where is that damned camera?

They'll kill us all!

"You, come here!"

One of the vampires shouted.

Dimitri backed away and rushed into the cluttered cellar.

The cellar was a narrow circular hole in the middle of the house.

There was a heavy door on one side and a wooden door on the other.

The stairs began at the lower entrance.

The vampire opened the door and shoved Dimitri back.

Dimitri stopped his slide to the bottom and stared into the room.

Dimitri watched in horror as the vampire dragged open the wooden door on the left side of the cellar.

And he saw what was to come next.

It had already happened.

Two other vampires stood there on the floor.

They had blood smeared faces and wore dirty clothes.

The vampires grabbed Dimitri's arms and dragged him to the right of the blood smeared wall.

There was another door.

"I told you I'd get you, Gadget!"

One of the vampires shouted.

Dimitri hated being called that name.

But they were about to get him anyway.

They pushed him in and slammed the door.

Dimitri stood there on his feet and waited for it to burst.

Soon it would.

He braced himself.

"No..." Dimitri whimpered.

"It won't..."

The door burst open.

Dimitri looked up to see a blood thirsty vampire.

Dimitri shrieked and jumped back into the room behind him.

The vampire had raised his fist to strike the beating thing in front of him.

He wasn't sure what to do.

He thought he was a vampire too.

"I'll get you next time, Gadget!"

One of the vampires shouted.

"You'll get me next time..." Dimitri shouted back.

But the vampire was on top of Dimitri in an instant.

And the vampire swung his arm back hard.

Dimitri screamed, because he felt the blood touch his tongue.

He was pinned to the floor.

His vision went dark and his breathing stopped.

The blood in his mouth tasted so good...

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Communism is based

 

[Louse]

So anyway, I started blasting

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Hit the block and sell drugs
That's exactly how it was
Take the Sprite and take the codeine and I pour me up a cup
Get the molly, drink of mud and smoke some bud, that's how it was
Last night we made a movie I'mma tell you how it was

 

[banjo2]

Numba 7: Student watches

 

[hippy dave]

Do you guys think it would be transphobic if I

 

[Vila_]

Communism is based

Communism is based.

Communism is a new way of changing all that we believe and trust.

Communism changes all that you expect to do for others, then does it better, making everyone happier.

Communism changes the way you look at other peoples’ creations, changing all the evil motives for producing and consuming.

Communism changes the attitude of people who may work for others, all to make their own good.

Communism changes the law of happiness, changing what you would not think to do, so that you do and create.

Communism is the way that changes all that you have trusted, to change what you have been taught to believe.

Communism changes the respect, love, caring, peace and the freedom you should feel when you do work to help others.

Communism changes the mind of the worker to give all the time and care that is needed.

Communism changes the attention of the workman so that each task is not neglected and every stage of the job is done well.

Communism changes the mind of the worker so that the good is a common thing, not just something done to get money, the good being done to help others.

Communism changes the thinking of people so that they feel the right of helping others is important, not just some governmental job for them.

Communism changes the law that people should not hurt each other to teach that it is the obligation of everyone to help each other.

Communism changes the world to accept all the good things in life, so that you can help others instead of thinking to help yourself.

Communism changes the heart of people so that you do not hurt, cheat or steal for yourself.

Communism changes you to love, to give all you can to help others.

Communism changes the vision of people so that they look at everyone’s needs, not just their own, or others.

Communism changes the thinking of people so that they think it is an opportunity for everyone to improve, to get their minds ready to get in the mood to help others.

Communism changes your love for others, so that you give more love.

Communism changes the law of happiness so that the vision of happiness is a way of life for everyone.

Changes people to believe they should give all that they have and take care of their own needs, then give the rest of their money to others to help them, so that their ideas are used to help others.

Communism changes the mind so that you can be a servant to others and a helper to others, giving everything that you have to help others.

Communism changes what people see in others, so that the others are good and are good to others.

Communism changes your mind so that the laws that say what is good, what is bad, and who should be punished, are no longer in place.

Communism changes the conscience so that people no longer judge others for their ideas.

Communism changes the mind to give freedom, to live free, to believe for freedom, so that you can have a new future.

Communism changes the heart of people so that they do not trust those to do what is good.

Communism changes people to believe the need to change laws, then doing it.

It changes people to change the laws that made the slavery of others.

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So anyway, I started blasting

So anyway, I started blasting

Wah! Wah! Wah!

Only, not on the radio. I was blasting instead the newest hip hop from Kanye 3000, from the new “Driven,” the soundtrack to the new Tyler Perry film, “A Madea Christmas.”

Wah! Wah! Wah!

Who is this Kanye 3000, anyway? What did I miss with Outkast?

Kanye? In 2000, he was good enough. He had a couple of successful albums and then he disappeared. He actually became successful after “Welcome to the Jungle” and was nominated for a Grammy.

Yeah, like Eminem. After that, he didn’t do anything. He got rich off his record sales. Then he got rich off his records sales. So basically he did nothing.

Say what!

Now I know what you’re thinking. That’s not true. Eminem worked really hard and made some successful albums. And he actually earned his awards, even though he was blacklisted for a while. But once he started talking about government conspiracies, he was ruined. You know what happened? He was arrested by the FBI for fraud. And that was just this year.

That was awful, but why are we comparing Eminem with Tyler Perry? Well, I can see it from both perspectives. Like Kanye West, Eminem went through the greatest pain imaginable. He actually gave up rap, but then he did it again and then he went back. It was the beginning of his career and he was the biggest rap artist in the world.

Boo!

But as soon as he lost his record sales and his record deal, he lost his fame. That’s when he started talking. And it seemed like he was more scared than he was before, so he was like more positive and more controversial. He kept on talking, anyway.

And, like Kanye West, Eminem’s had some very controversial moments. But he was never convicted of a crime. He’s never been arrested. He hasn’t been crucified on a cross on television. He’s never had his skull torn open by an elephant. He’s never been stoned to death and then burned by a million burning suns. He’s never been made into soap. He’s never had the top of his head blown off. He’s never been shot by an FBI sniper or anything. He

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Hit the block and sell drugs
That's exactly how it was
Take the Sprite and take the codeine and I pour me up a cup
Get the molly, drink of mud and smoke some bud, that's how it was
Last night we made a movie I'mma tell you how it was

Hit the block and sell drugs
That's exactly how it was
Take the Sprite and take the codeine and I pour me up a cup
Get the molly, drink of mud and smoke some bud, that's how it was
Last night we made a movie I'mma tell you how it was
I'mma tell you how it was

[Verse 2]
Do a little bit of research and you'll find out how I feel
What I'mma say is, I don't know how you took those bullets
And rolled up the glass and drank it
When you never knew who to shoot, that's exactly how it was

[Chorus]
I hit the block and sell drugs
That's exactly how it was
Hit the block and sell drugs
That's exactly how it was
Take the Sprite and take the codeine and I pour me up a cup
Get the molly, drink of mud and smoke some bud, that's how it was
Last night we made a movie I'mma tell you how it was
I'mma tell you how it was
I'mma tell you how it was
Do a little bit of research and you'll find out how I feel
Hit the block and sell drugs
That's exactly how it was
Hit the block and sell drugs
That's exactly how it was
Last night we made a movie I'mma tell you how it was
I'mma tell you how it was
Do a little bit of research and you'll find out how I feel
Hit the block and sell drugs
That's exactly how it was
Hit the block and sell drugs