I’m gonna steal a Berlin Raccoon, help me name him..

[bell1-1010]

Hi guys,
As for the title, I live in Berlin and I just found out that we have raccoon here for some reason.
Not gonna dance around it, I want to have a Raccoon as a housemate, just can’t think of a cool name other than Rocket or George Racooney.
Need some help here(most likely in more than a way).

Btw if anybody is from the area and wants to give me a hand, just let me know, we can become the
Berlin Raccoon Robbers!!

ps:
Haters are gonna hate, but this is a matter of when, not if im gonna do it.

signed
The First BRR

 

[slimbizzy]

lol what.

 

[enarky]

Save the disappointment. Wild animals don't make good pets.

 

[Zucker]

Name it: Vincenzo Peruggia, or Vinny for short.

 

[sarkwalvein]

What about "Your highness, Sir Rabies the 3rd"?

 

[Panzerfaust]

now that was random and unexpected.

- Tanuki
- Carbuncle
- Plague

 

[bell1-1010]

Name it: Vincenzo Peruggia, or Vinny for short.

What a charming story, my name is Vinny too.

What about "Your highness, Sir Rabies the 3rd"?

Maybe Sir Rabies Jr Jr.

now that was random and unexpected.

That’s BRR band for you, sir...

Thank you for all your suggestions, still looking for a more sophisticated name on the likes of Una Matata..

 

[bell1-1010]

Told you it was only a matter of when…

 

[sarkwalvein]

So what's the name? Rabbinton?

 

[bell1-1010]

So what's the name? Rabbinton?

George Racconey the 2nd

 

[Xzi]

All things considered I don't think a raccoon would make too bad a pet, but you're gonna want to put locks or bungees on all your cabinets, or they'll be emptied out overnight. They also like hoarding shiny stuff and hiding it, so hopefully you can find his spot.

 

[SG854]

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[godreborn]

As a fan of The Beatles, I would've named him Rocky.

 

[SG854]

Sly Cooper

 

[hippy dave]

All things considered I don't think a raccoon would make too bad a pet, but you're gonna want to put locks or bungees on all your cabinets, or they'll be emptied out overnight. They also like hoarding shiny stuff and hiding it, so hopefully you can find his spot.

A wild raccoon might not make for the best house pet. Rescues that have grown up fully domesticated can be pretty awesome pets apparently, but rehabbers say you shouldn't let wild rescue animals become too domesticated unless they're unsuitable for releasing back into the wild because of health stuff etc.

 

[Xzi]

A wild raccoon might not make for the best house pet. Rescues that have grown up fully domesticated can be pretty awesome pets apparently, but rehabbers say you shouldn't let wild rescue animals become too domesticated unless they're unsuitable for releasing back into the wild because of health stuff etc.

I think it should be mostly fine if he takes it to the vet for shots and regular check-ups, not sure about the long-term health effects of going from wild to domesticated though.

Edit: might need a de-worming too.

 

[vlvt]

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